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| Corporate Diction by Migines(m): 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
CEO — Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO — Corporate Fraud Officer BULL MARKET — A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET — A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING — The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO — The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER — What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR — Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST — Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT — When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER — A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION — The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW — The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO — What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS — What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR — Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT — An archaic word no longer in use. |
| Re: Corporate Diction by clemcykul(f): 1:24pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
lmao very true  some1 tell me why am not gona miss this dude?? keep em coming migs, kina missed ya  |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Migines(m): 1:28pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
Missed ya too girlfriend. loads |
| Re: Corporate Diction by clemcykul(f): 1:40pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
*grins* |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Migines(m): 1:43pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
DAMN! youve more than doubled my posts     im out. . . . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by clemcykul(f): 3:24pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
lol come back here darlyn |
| Re: Corporate Diction by tytylayor: 4:24pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
see lovers in aksion |
| Re: Corporate Diction by krama(m): 8:11pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
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| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 6:51am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Ouch! my tongue  |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Opslag(m): 6:54am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Wat bout it? |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 6:58am On Nov 25, 2008 |
it hurts nw . . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Opslag(m): 7:02am On Nov 25, 2008 |
But why? |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 7:03am On Nov 25, 2008 |
cuz i bit it. . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Opslag(m): 7:05am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Aww! I'm sory,come over here,i've gt perfect drugs for that. |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Gabry(f): 7:06am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Poster, this is funny |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 7:08am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Opslag:awww. . dats so sweet |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Opslag(m): 7:12am On Nov 25, 2008 |
K for a dose? |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 7:14am On Nov 25, 2008 |
i want an overdose. . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Opslag(m): 7:23am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Lol!that culd get u real Hot u knw |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 7:24am On Nov 25, 2008 |
i dont mind sweetie. . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Opslag(m): 7:28am On Nov 25, 2008 |
I'ma pescribe nw ones 4 u aite. |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Gabry(f): 7:51am On Nov 25, 2008 |
I dont want  |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 7:54am On Nov 25, 2008 |
he didnt ask u nw. .  |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 7:54am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Opslag:aite darlin. . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by Gabry(f): 9:01am On Nov 25, 2008 |
sima: yes he did. . . . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
lol jealous grasshopper |
| Re: Corporate Diction by romsky: 12:20pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
envious praying mantis |
| Re: Corporate Diction by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
just like u |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 9:08pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
n' like u too. . |
| Re: Corporate Diction by sima(f): 9:08pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
gabrywyl:no he didnt |
| Re: Corporate Diction by tytylayor: 10:06am On Nov 26, 2008 |
he does |
| Re: Corporate Diction by clemcykul(f): 10:36am On Nov 26, 2008 |
no he doesnt |
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