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Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Nobody: 9:38pm On Nov 14, 2014
Onlinebizexpert:






If e dey vex u...turn to urine make we use u do better tin....rubbish

Hahahaha.

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Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by shiffynaani(m): 9:54pm On Nov 14, 2014
blemon44:
He's an igbo man

I'm proud to be from igbo land
kudos to you for your extraordinary invention,inwosu. But they forgot to praise the real rock behind your success.which is God and the Yorubas
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Nobody: 9:56pm On Nov 14, 2014
Ndi Igbo, Na we be the life of Nigeria.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by blemon44(m): 10:01pm On Nov 14, 2014
shiffynaani:
kudos to you for your extraordinary invention,inwosu. But they forgot to praise the real rock behind your success.which is God and the Yorubas




Not only the yorubas what about the hausas

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Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by otswag(m): 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2014
datguru:



Tribal bigot
over half of nigerias problems Will be solved the moment we Start identifying ourselves as "Nigérians" and not by our individual ethnicity.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Herald47: 10:07pm On Nov 14, 2014
On point
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by waternogetemeny: 10:13pm On Nov 14, 2014
otswag:
over half of nigerias problems Will be solved the moment we Start identifying ourselves as "Nigérians" and not by our individual ethnicity.


No Sir, WE WILL FIND OTHER PROBLEMS...

A persons ethnicity is not a problem unless u are a Biggot. There is joy in multi-culturalism. (Accept and respect other peoples culture and co-exist)

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Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by raphy(m): 10:23pm On Nov 14, 2014
*comes into thread*zip down piss on thread *...........somebody should plz tell that dude to turn it into gas before d morrow .*opens door leaves thread.*
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by 9jatatafo(m): 10:24pm On Nov 14, 2014
Good development. Instead of paying to pee in motor parks and other public places, you will paid to pee. Sharp 9ja man. More grease to your elbow Nwane Ndigbo!!!
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by purplekayc(m): 11:07pm On Nov 14, 2014
Strange patent.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by chukkystar(m): 11:13pm On Nov 14, 2014
Soon we will start pissing inside our fuel tank.. To make it more potent, Monkeytail and shepe is adviced
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 14, 2014
Onlinebizexpert:
Up igbos







Bro why u hating.....am igbo am proud of it


Up igbo jare

If e dey vex u...turn to urine make we use u do better tin....rubbish
grin
Onlinebizexpert:
Up igbos







Bro why u hating.....am igbo am proud of it


Up igbo jare

If e dey vex u...turn to urine make we use u do better tin....rubbish
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by otswag(m): 11:28pm On Nov 14, 2014
waternogetemeny:



No Sir, WE WILL FIND OTHER PROBLEMS...

A persons ethnicity is not a problem unless u are a Biggot. There is joy in multi-culturalism. (Accept and respect other peoples culture and co-exist)
my post was figurative. I didnt mean multi-culture Is Bad neither did i imply that identifying ourselves with our ethniciy Is wrong. I meant we should embrace ourselves as one nigeria ist n stop laying too Much emphasies on Our ethnic group as a form of identification. Tribal bigotry has already become a norm in our society whether we choose to admit It or not and a good number of nigerians still believe their ethnicity Is somewhat better than the others.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Appswheel(m): 12:19am On Nov 15, 2014
brilliant n smart move -#patent
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by LieDetector(m): 4:45am On Nov 15, 2014
50calibre:
Very useless invention from a useless country!! Scientist from other parts of the world are focused on making ground-breaking inventions & discoveries, retar*ded Nigerian scientists are focused on something as useless as refining urine.

It was even patented hahahaha, this is a clear case of patenting stup*idity, the paten*t office grants such much quicker.

There's a reason such things don't already exist (except for exhibition purposes) first, how much urine is required to produce at least one cubic foot of flammable gas?

Then comes the issue of practicality, how easy is it to process urine into flammable gas, how expensive is the process & how feasible is it when it comes to rolling it out commercially.

Our scientists are dumb and it reflects on the country. The other day I saw people praising a group of university students who created a large lump of scrap metal they called a car.... It was actually hailed as an achievement. Lool a country of mediocrity.
Seun, Please kindly create a "Dislike" button angry

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Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by wordbank(m): 5:28am On Nov 15, 2014
very nice. I just hope his formula won't attract more cost to the users.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by bigiyaro(m): 6:28am On Nov 15, 2014
Can it be commercially exploited? If not, it's useless.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by sebali: 8:43am On Nov 15, 2014
Hope he does not run away to obodo y!bo with his invention
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by donshady(m): 9:29am On Nov 15, 2014
blemon44:
He's an igbo man

I'm proud to be from igbo land

See Tribalism...
Africa Will Never Grow with that....
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by christopher123(m): 9:39am On Nov 15, 2014
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by christopher123(m): 9:40am On Nov 15, 2014
donshady:


See Tribalism...
Africa Will Never Grow with that....

Go n be proud of your tribe
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by christopher123(m): 9:52am On Nov 15, 2014
50calibre:
Very useless invention from a useless country!! Scientist from other parts of the world are focused on making ground-breaking inventions & discoveries, retar*ded Nigerian scientists are focused on something as useless as refining urine.

It was even patented hahahaha, this is a clear case of patenting stup*idity, the paten*t office grants such much quicker.

There's a reason such things don't already exist (except for exhibition purposes) first, how much urine is required to produce at least one cubic foot of flammable gas?

Then comes the issue of practicality, how easy is it to process urine into flammable gas, how expensive is the process & how feasible is it when it comes to rolling it out commercially.

Our scientists are dumb and it reflects on the country. The other day I saw people praising a group of university students who created a large lump of scrap metal they called a car.... It was actually hailed as an achievement. Lool a country of mediocrity.

Which one did u and ur father invent and get patented

Its no insult but a question

If not pls shut up
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by OpraMenu(m): 9:52am On Nov 15, 2014
Onlinebizexpert:
Up igbos







Bro why u hating.....am igbo am proud of it


Up igbo jare

If e dey vex u...turn to urine make we use u do better tin....rubbish

guy u wiked o...hahahaha
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Baddestguyp(m): 11:58am On Nov 15, 2014
I give up on this country, tribal bigotry has been killing us for years. instead of congratulating ur fellow Nigerian, all u care about is ur tribe.

the government isn't what's destroying this country, its the people
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by watchingin3D: 1:48pm On Nov 15, 2014
CONGRATS
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by tochstorm(m): 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2014
Native doctor in okija shrine patents chuk n bounce, blood money in Nigeria..... Others to follow suit very soon.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by moriton(m): 3:16pm On Nov 15, 2014
I pity peeps wey go dy piss for night. ..their parents go be like no be nitrogen gas you dy waste so.
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by Cargoed: 3:23pm On Nov 15, 2014
Now we can prepare a mission to MARS this was one of the missing link. So we take water there which we drink and then power our rocket back to earth with Urine....wow... by the way how did you get your patent i think you need to share so that many more smart persons wuth smart ideas can get registered for their wonderful ideas.....
Re: Nigerian Scientist's Conversion Of Urine Into Flammable Gases Gets Patent by holysaint1(m): 6:08pm On Nov 15, 2014
sauceny:
So it practically means humans would start storing up their urines & waiting till it gets to some litres,before they convert it into cash.

hmmmm...smethin like dat cheesy

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