The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated
evening meal, and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is
this William Wagenhoss?"

This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is
calling?" The telemarketer said he was with The
Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company or something like that
and then I asked him if he knew William personally and why
was he was calling this number I then said off to the side
, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood."
I then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that
he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the line
because we had already traced this call and he would be
receiving a su mmons to appear in the local courthouse to
testify in this murder case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name,
address, phone number at home, at work, who he worked for,
how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he had
been about one hour before he made this call. The
telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were
given in a shaky voice.

I proceeded to tell him we had located his position at his
work place and the police were entering the building to take
him into custody. At that point, I heard the phone fall and
the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table, why I had tears
streaming down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her
for about fifteen minutes. My meal was cold, but oh-so-very
enjoyable

still stroking my mustache

lol

nice tyty omo dada

romade:

still stroking my mustache

LOL as if you have one. Are you sure you aint stroking your chest hair instead?

chest hair ke? abi d ones surrounding his anaconda

kai una both be winches o ow u take know say na dose ones i dey do b4 & now

keep stroking those imaginary hairs

spik 4 yaself Minister Guluma

nice one.

i wunt.
mai kai agwagwa

i said u shud explain d joke, abi o gboran mo

clumsy Pastor go hia dis on Sunday

gbeborun

Minister of Info self na gbegborun ko ba akaba?

i prefer amala to akaba. .

obviously akara takes first position wit u

. . seriously!
but no worries. . amo overtake akara sooner or later n' i'll be the first

sima simi how are you?

am fine thank you and u??

u be sima?

:-x :-x :-x

@tyty
ko le ye yi.

it doesnt marra

yes it does once u r behind closed doors

ko le ye won

yoo ye won lola

oti ye wa lati odun to ko ja

captain, i learnt that gabry's dog was murdered by one of our member , name very close to gabry's dog name. I didn't call name o.

whos dat

she told me d person is a member of d authority who does not permit dogs in d state now who can dat be?

yea d popnosas'

Re: Clem Explain this please

kini problem e