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Clem! Clem! by blissieng(f): 1:45pm On Apr 03, 2009
During a visit to the mental asylum, Clem asked the Director what
the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon,
a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the Clem. "A normal person would use
the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said
the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." "Do you want a room
with or without a view?" said the Director
Re: Clem! Clem! by dani1luv: 2:25pm On Apr 03, 2009
tongue
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:28pm On Apr 03, 2009
dani??
Re: Clem! Clem! by Ben13: 2:31pm On Apr 03, 2009
continuation !
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:35pm On Apr 03, 2009
fanx
Re: Clem! Clem! by arramyjay: 2:36pm On Apr 03, 2009
This is nt funny. angry
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:41pm On Apr 03, 2009
even u urself no funny
Re: Clem! Clem! by Lolabbey: 2:42pm On Apr 03, 2009
d joke na merix nt remix
Re: Clem! Clem! by dani1luv: 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2009
english get problem
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:48pm On Apr 03, 2009
na inglish 4mation
Re: Clem! Clem! by Ben13: 2:49pm On Apr 03, 2009
na lie.
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 3:07pm On Apr 03, 2009
& u be d chief liar
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 3:08pm On Apr 03, 2009
greatest liar of all
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 5:29pm On Apr 03, 2009
You mean yourself?
Re: Clem! Clem! by Gabry(f): 5:31pm On Apr 03, 2009
Em, you forggoten about me sad
Re: Clem! Clem! by Lolabbey: 5:32pm On Apr 03, 2009
cos u cld no longerdoit well tongue
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 5:35pm On Apr 03, 2009
@Gabby,

Hey long time; I no forget you o! wink

@Lola
If you like that thing, I can do it with you; and believe me, I go make you enjoy am well well, because my thing de very big shocked tongue
Re: Clem! Clem! by dani1luv: 5:42pm On Apr 03, 2009
Gabby is not in the mood okay
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 5:58pm On Apr 03, 2009
Wetin again?

Abi jealousy don de catch you again?
Re: Clem! Clem! by Ben13: 7:14pm On Apr 03, 2009
why
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:34pm On Apr 03, 2009
question!
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 8:13pm On Apr 03, 2009
Just answer it.
Re: Clem! Clem! by jmkbond(f): 8:15pm On Apr 03, 2009
passes by and looked defiantly and hissed
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:18pm On Apr 03, 2009
*hisses back*
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 8:25pm On Apr 03, 2009
Breakes bottle on kelevra's head.
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:30pm On Apr 03, 2009
*Goes to the hospital*
Re: Clem! Clem! by jmkbond(f): 8:32pm On Apr 03, 2009
could not pay d hospital bill
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 8:33pm On Apr 03, 2009
and i later come to the rescue
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:38pm On Apr 03, 2009
Thanx Banky! That crazy[/b]toutish[b]kid tiff my wallet.
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03, 2009
sorry i can drop u home also
so far you cant get T-fare to get home
Re: Clem! Clem! by jmkbond(f): 8:45pm On Apr 03, 2009
discoverd flat tire,no xtra and no vulcanizer in sight
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 8:47pm On Apr 03, 2009
call some friends
and immediately they came in 2 different cars together

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