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satelliteDISH:
Ladies, also check if ur man has a free-to-air satellite in his house. if u don't find any, persuade him to get one. then call me to help install it for him.

Hahahahahahahahaha bros your own thick oo

bid4rich:
She is 29years old, she has a 3 year old daughter by mistake but madly in love with me and she want us to get married this year. Though she is a good and loving person and I dnt see her giving me problem but im afraid of going into this affair with her.

Please, advise accordingly from the abundant of talent and experience God has given to you cos I dont want problem I cannot see.

Thanks

When courting a single lady Op be ready to love her and her child and bear the burden

macklef:
Some say its a Man's world. True or not i cant say.

But what i know is this, if a man sleeps with another lady it can be overlooked, hes a striker,
his self control can be bashed.

But

For a Lady, its a complete no no, she was made to be a keeper, if she gives in, shes a hoe.
Her dignity lies on the floor man.

I disagree again be it from a man or woman what is bad remains bad. Call a spade a spade...

Acidosis:
...and some people will say it's wrong to check or read their partners' chats.

Trust is an intangible word. Check that damn phone and chats before she gives you AIDS & truncate your destiny.

After all there are many decent fishes in the ocean, so why expose yourself to AIDS & other spiritual diseases in the name of "trust"?

Bros if to say i hold dollars i for give you ,you read my thoughts completely *thumbs up* may such ladies never cross our paths oo

pretydiva:
Dat ur gf is a big w.hore. U better dump her silly ass or else sorry wil b ur name. Even after warning her nt 2 c d alfa she stil went n dat wasn't enough, she slept wif him. Haba guy u use ur brain 4 once nau

Bro this is coming from a lady what other advice do you need??

princeogbeide1:
see man" a girl remains to be everybody's girl until she gets married.

Wrong belief and mentality bro,a girl can be dignified if she wants to,she can also be unique being everybody's girl until marriage is a choice and that's why the OP should dump her sorry ass...

Prixus:
look at the systematic lies she's been telling u. at the last count she claimed she didn't have an abortion. her lies have been step by step until u discover the previous lie to which she admits. why would a woman preparing for marriage be trying to scam an alfa of 5K in the name of abortion?
guys beware after they have done all the fvcking around with different t guys in the name of BF they will come and form wife material for u. shine your eye.

Absolutely true bro!!

blackchukky:
The choice is yours to make are you ready to continue with her and live with the imagination of that Alfa combing her ? or you move on.

Finally guys stop snooping around your lady's phone because you will do yourself much harm by seeing things that exceeds your suspicions/expectations/intuition

Voila!

Where i don't agree with u is the part about guys not snooping around their lady's phone how would he find out if he had not checked her phone brother ladies these days are worse than chameleons any guy trusting them completely does that at his own risk.

jerrymej:
Yes na!
Is it only ladies that are referred as 'Cute'? Or what are you insinuating.

Tooorrr lo ba tan oo

jerrymej:
Not hers rather. Am referring to the OP.

But the op 's a guy

You know Op you should actually be organising ano online relationship class for the ladies here on NL they sure do need it!!! Nice job i've learnt a whole lot from it ......

jerrymej:
LoL
Kinda funny.

Did you by chance take a look at her pics?? *eeeeewww*??

jerrymej:
That sound's rude. Spare me pleaseeeeeee!

Nor be you go disturb masquerade wey siddon in own??

30secs:
Every 2 to 3 mins
Dat woman must hear am
Afterall you don pay her bride price
Beht why this Tbillz sabi ask mumu quesrions like dis na

When no be say dem be Dog or goat you wan bleach my guy rod??

Tbillz:
Love making should be part of marital life, but some have recommended love making should be @ least trice a week but some argued that it a daily routine activities couples must indulge in. But accumulation of fatigue from daily activities tends to make either the husband or the wife deprive the one another sex on daily basis. From your own perspective how many time is love making recommended within the interval of a week BETWEEN COUPLES? Mature answers will be appreciated

Bros dem dey count this one too??nor be when body scratch person??

Ewuro4:
Jesus

* smack book on 1miccza's head*.. Bad bad bad Attorney

Hahahahahahaha that's why we are liars oh sorry lawyers...... You know there's a touch of politics in everything and politics comes with loads of bargaining,negotiation and arm twisting...

Uzo4christ,i want you to know here that you are the only one that still believes in your marriage,your partner has since lost interest ,he might even have someone else in abuja without your knowledge since God has been helping you with the kids,pray for more strength and look for more opportunities that would enable you to cater for your kids,don't take them to your in laws

Ewuro4:
Hahaha

That's perjury na I'll simply disappear till the end of trial.

It would be perjury if it's revealed and i'll work against such ano occurence since we are both senior colleagues on the bench...

Lateralmaths:
marry someone who is teachable.

If you do mean someone i would teach i would say that's a big "no" no"

tammmy:
It so pains me to admit that despite our level of education, or atlist internet education, some one from anywhere would cook up one story, throw on paper or nairaland, then you nairalanders start commenting without knowing the authenticity of the info.

I am opportuned to be a media man, trust me not every video and write up you read expecially about politicians are true.

Advice fellow nairalanders ....

Bros i've known this from Adam,and thanks for this valuable info,the truth is most of us post comments just for fun....

Ewuro4:
And take a long vacation

Not just a long vacation i'll *whispering* call the current judge and try to reduce her sentence a bit. *takes off at high speed*

Ewuro4:
And take a long vacation

Not just a long vacation i'll *whispering* call the current judge and try to reduce her sentence a bit

modestbrowser:
I killed my teacher just to impress my crush.

Aaaaaahhh!!!Uncleeee you can lie ooooooo!!!

I would run away from such a case and.....

eaziaque:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are gonna kill on this nairaland, seriously, reading comments and tears all over my face, u guys funny die!!!!!!!!

But bros that's the truth now!!!

OP God would surely see you and the members of your family through and in no time such feelings would fade away...

The guy had probably been looking for an escape route ,you were right,if he really was that serious,he would build his house and still get married to you....

Op she's not just diabolical she might even be a ritualist you can either pack your things and take off or stay and destroy it's effect if you feel you are that strong spiritually

KanwuliaJara:
Girl, I don't 'dig' this KAIN matter o!
Nothing interesting about it!

At allllllll!!!!!

crackhaus:
Exactly, I don't get what the fuzz is about an arranged marriage.






*****
But hey, I can't be the only one on here who found the hypothetical scenario in the OP funny... the look on a woman's face when she sees a double-edged sword, PRICELESS!

I thought arranged marriages do posess some sort of contractual terms that both parties would agree to??

EfemenaXY:
That's nothing new.

There a medical term for it and it's called Diphallia. It comes with a host of other medical problems amongst which is the risk of Spina Bifida.

Poor guy.

All this biiiiggggg medical hengliissshhh come down to our level abeg!!!

Kingso23:
On point my gee I can see history repeating itself just few years after the erstwhile incidence with our current president's predecessor
smsh!!! oduduwas been using abo.kis rettarded fura brain since d days of OBJ,...
AND NOW...Thief.nubu tolling same lane

AbokisS, una welldone ooo

Leave all these mumus wey don chop politics money make we fold hands dey look them...