₦airaland Forum

prettythicksme:
lmao wicked guy u are!

But that's the gospel truth when a guy decides to give in to such tons of flesh as his wife??He sure has to be as docile as a lamb to save his skin...

prettythicksme:
make i upload pics,ok look at us right now .

Ok!!!!No wonder the guy na quarter to die now!!e wan die e nor g o want make yokozuna siddon ontop in skeleton ribs naaa....

Psalmwise:
]Those are the qualities of a husband material, nt qualities of a good husband, anybody can pretend to be anything. soooo

Hahahahahaha ok bros i now understand completely,thanks for enlightening me

balaclava:
Husband materials are mostly Ankara and they come with 12 yards. 6 for them the other 6 for u. They always av u in mind.

Hahahahahahah wetin we no g o see for Nl abeg??

prettythicksme:
kudos to my boo , cos he has all those qualities op listed! .#I am indeed lucky to have him.

How we g o take know oo,if the guy dey use you practice wrestlemania how we wan take know??

emusmith:
Please do, glue the Vena cava.
Also, check out the Right and Left Ventricles.

I feel some pains in my Aorta... please it needs immediate attention

Ouch!

Bro with all of these you sure would need more than super glue a carpenter would be just fine

Psalmwise:
He's a goodlistner
Hez always ready to listen(pretend to listen) to her stories, even though are blabbiong doesnt make any sense or meaning, he would always listening attentively and give are the required comments(wow, thats nice, hmmm, really etc)

He takes you anywhere
He doesn't prevent her from going out with him even to the bar or watch football with him.


Kitchen Assistant
He assists you in the kitchen, by washing the dishes with you, cooks for you attimes etc . If your yoruba boyfrend can pound yam for you or Igbo Fiancee can pound FuFU for you, meen forgerit, he is Mr right Please stick to such guy.

Laundry Assistant
This is the greatest quality although somepeople call such guys dumb, but its still part of it, if the guy can washcloths with you then no doubt he's the one.........Note it shouldn't be on every occassion or you packing all her cloth jez maybe you doing the washing and him doing the rinsing or spreading.
Although i cant wash cloth for my babe ooo ...,my love no reach that side, cos i hate washing





#PsalmWise TheJollyGoodFellow#

Now i don't agree completely with you cos any guy with a motive can pretend to do all of this till he achieves his aim

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Ladies, if ya want dis kinda man u won't get it here on earth buh in heaven

Another fallacy

englishmart:
always a counter thread for every thread?

Edited:: only 2% of guys are like this

Not true

elantraceey:
How many guys are like this?

A whole lot you just haven't met them yet

Creamish:
procedure or examination?

You said other procedures in your comment

evegran:
Her stomach is as flat as mine.
Go girl! .

By the time wey meen g o check your pinshure now na belle wey be like blanket we g o see o

That would never happen to my fighter mama na that day the wife g o meet baba God oo me g o fold hand dey watch home video ni oo

Creamish:
If u have this concern already, then its better u stick with a female gynae because its not only ante-natal examinations that may warrant such procedures..

What other procedures abeg??

K

Slimzjoe:
They should Be Arrested!!! Thiz Is Lesbianism!!

Hahahahahahahahaha

FredHandsome:
Etisalat shot herself in the foot... By forming 'too expensive'

Are they really expensive?i love their packages

elantraceey:
Like you don't know this is Nigeria

Sometimes i can't help but wonder if this paid e warriors have been so blindfolded by these politicians that they have lost all sense of logical reasoning...

It seems this thread is meant for MTN users and subscribers alone where did you all drop etisalat??

Jorussia:
That's true,i don observe am say many people here,say politicians buy them.when things nor they work well,we the Masses go just dey shout and complain, but when elections reach,so many of us,go collect money, even begin dey bring religious and ethnic sentiments, instead of merit.What ever kinds of leaders we get now for this country,we deserve them, because na 100%our fault.

Honestly ehn na we be our problem

Jorussia:
I nor think so o,na our politicians like to make noise. The only thing, i hate about Nigerians, be say,when election period reach,dem go just Bleep up.Imagine say FAWEHINMIN contest election for this country, and people nor vote am?

But of late we the masses noise come pass politicians own imagine the rubbish wey dey happen for our social media like Nl here,fb and twitter the politicians dey even buy and pay people to come make noise sef...

Jorussia:
Nor be Small thing o,Na all this unnecessary tensions we forsee na im make some of us here come dey insist say make JEGA nor postpone the election.If PDP nor get sinister motive,INEC done display the card reader for television. Wen i watch the rec when dey Edo they display the thing for ITV,that thing nor dey take up to 30secs to take verify. My country just dey fall my hand,common card reader na him just dey generate all these noises wen countries don dey do E-VOTING.

I just believe say the postponement na to calm tensions make violence no dey na wetin i believe oo

Jorussia:
I just tire,common card readers na him just dey generate this uproar, wen countries don dey do E-VOTING for several years now.

You know say we like noise for this country

Jorussia:
Make dis election just come and go jare.No be one day dem day start something. Dem nv first use the card readers for other countries?

My brother all this noise don tire person make we do the election make person wey wan die og die jare!!

Jorussia:
Make dis election just come and go jare.No be one day dem day start something. Dem nv first use the card readers for other countries?

My brother all this noise don tire person make we do the election make person wey wan die og die jare!!!!

Vanije:
You haven't. I'm sure you haven't. And I want to prove to you that you haven't. Well, in a rare way.

So if you concur, let's strike the deal this way:

If after your attendance and survey of the event, you believe you gained nothing for the day and it has been useless effort, I'd personally pay you for sitting per 30minutes.

For every 'wasted' 30 minutes you spend,I'd pay you a thousand naira.

I'm not saying you need my bucks but it's just to show you in practical terms why I'm convinced you haven't.

You don't need to bother about whose trouser to hold 'cause you'd see me there & I'd show up to welcome you.

Do we have a Deal? *smiles* )

Oga i know exactly what you are talking about did that some years back so don't stress yourself into thinking i would even be interested i was only feeling sorry for those who would eventually fall prey....

Vanije:
Hello @1miccza, May I know why please? If it something I could make clearer.

You don't need to i've been there

What are men turning into these days for heaven sake