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Akpu And Egusi soup

Nice one. He should upgrade with Arizona sk

Cantonese:
Simply tenses you cannot write appropriately, neither from all looks can you speak good English. Show us your own achievements please. Remember to remove the speck in your eye first, as it is said. MUNTULA!

Idiot"simply tenses" indeed

Just because of ordinary erection



Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:



*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.

2. Oga do fast naa.

3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.

4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.

5. U neva release? Haa!!!

6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.

7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.

8. Customer, customer hw far naa.

9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.

10. See ur small prick (chuckles).

11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?

13. Come I will do u well 2day.

14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef

16. Wetin u drink come?

17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.

19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.

20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?

22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.

23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.

25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.

26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.

28. Ds one don pass short time oo.

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?

30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra

News Don finish. ?? "Mods i wan go poo.". please update am ASAP for front page .
Lala food Don land

While praising mediocrity here. His age mate's invented aeroplane. Nonsense

Pornstars on national television

GOFRONT:
Rest in peace to them all....

But How about Paul walker??....Why his name not on the list??...

Abeg Abeg make nobody quote me because I get chronic headache from last night...I'm on drugs.

This one no be Audio family All of Una come out from

Audio company

cenaman:
Like one stupid mod ban me in career section till 2077.

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2077 wey him go dey rest in peace. Those mods are always High ���

If I talk mod go Ban me for life

Ronline:

We no go like hear story chain don finish.
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O boy




The way Nigeria is now, if oyibo people bring ship to start shipping people to US for slave trade, people will be struggling to enter. Some go come with their own chain to avoid stories like chain have finish, stay back in Nigeria
This is Buhari Season. Even masquerade dey play bet Naija

O boy




The way Nigeria is now, if oyibo people bring ship to start shipping people to US for slave trade, people will be struggling to enter. Some go come with their own chain to avoid stories like chain have finish, stay back in Nigeria
This is Buhari Season. Even masquerade dey play bet Naija

O boy




The way Nigeria is now, if oyibo people bring ship to start shipping people to US for slave trade, people will be struggling to enter. Some go come with their own chain to avoid stories like chain have finish, stay back in Nigeria
This is Buhari Season. Even masquerade dey play bet Naija

Audio EFcc

Audio court

After reading this i got so motivated nd inspired that i showed it to my landlord nd his entire family,they became fulfilled nd they all shed some tears of joy together,without wasting time my landlord handed me the house deeds/documents nd the keys to all the apartments, saying "ure free to do as u wish,i nd my entire family can now move down to the village". By this time tomorrow they will be gone. OP u just made me the most happiest fellow in the world,thank u so much nd i appreciate ur efforts nd gud heart for sharing this

Esseite:
Dont you think it's because you ran away?

Example:

When they stop you, say " Good afternoon officer, how may I help you"..
- may we know you: "my name is prolific an accountant currently in-between jobs but run graphic designs" or am a business man into ***.

-"I currently dont have an ID card" if you dont have any, but here is my drivers license and contact card.

In all this conversation, look like what you really portray, and you MAY MOSTLY not have a problem.

Its either you didn't grow up in this country or u have just chosen to ignore the fact on ground.
So at this stage and time in this country you will come in close contact with SARS and u decide to stay still just cos u are innocent? How many guilty ones have they arrested since this year?

Read this guy's reply
"
Please don’t mind some ignorant folks here. I remember one Sunday when I was going home at around 9pm from a friend’s place. I decided to pass a shortcut. On both sides of the road, there were bushes, so it’s kind of lonely. As I was walking, I pulled out my phone and called someone. I was talking to this bro and walking when I saw SARS from a distance. A boy was in front of me; approximately 25-50 meters. These SARS officials jumped out of the bush (they were hiding before) and cramped this boy. Omo, no be my eye, I quick quick reverse tear race go pass long journey.

Another event happened to my guy. The SARS official held him and said they were doing stop n search. After searching my guy’s phone and pockets, they didn’t find anything, so they one said that they should search him again, that he’s suspicious of this my friend. Can you believe that they inserted Indian hemp seed within their fingers and placed their hands in my guys pocket, only to bring it out and accuse him of smoking weed. Worse part is that; this guy don’t even know how to hold cigarette properly. He bailed himself with 20k for something he was framed for.

So all those people asking why they ran, you guys have just been lucky since. I’ve met SARS by 11:30pm outside (was coming from my babe’s place), and they didn’t do anything to me. They just flashed their torch and told us to continue our journey. That doesn’t mean that I won’t dodge them if I have the chance. So before you blast those boys, let SARS maltreat you first. Then you can speak from experience n not from sentiments. By the way; mine is Delsu, so ABK sars are idiots

joepepsy:
Why did you run coward! ! Stand your ground if you die you die for a cause. .until we begin to face our fears we are going nowhere as a nation.

Its either you didn't grow up in this country or u have just chosen to ignore the fact on ground.
So at this stage and time in this country you will come in close contact with SARS and u decide to stay still just cos u are innocent? How many guilty ones have they arrested since this year?

Read this guy's reply
"
Please don’t mind some ignorant folks here. I remember one Sunday when I was going home at around 9pm from a friend’s place. I decided to pass a shortcut. On both sides of the road, there were bushes, so it’s kind of lonely. As I was walking, I pulled out my phone and called someone. I was talking to this bro and walking when I saw SARS from a distance. A boy was in front of me; approximately 25-50 meters. These SARS officials jumped out of the bush (they were hiding before) and cramped this boy. Omo, no be my eye, I quick quick reverse tear race go pass long journey.

Another event happened to my guy. The SARS official held him and said they were doing stop n search. After searching my guy’s phone and pockets, they didn’t find anything, so they one said that they should search him again, that he’s suspicious of this my friend. Can you believe that they inserted Indian hemp seed within their fingers and placed their hands in my guys pocket, only to bring it out and accuse him of smoking weed. Worse part is that; this guy don’t even know how to hold cigarette properly. He bailed himself with 20k for something he was framed for.

So all those people asking why they ran, you guys have just been lucky since. I’ve met SARS by 11:30pm outside (was coming from my babe’s place), and they didn’t do anything to me. They just flashed their torch and told us to continue our journey. That doesn’t mean that I won’t dodge them if I have the chance. So before you blast those boys, let SARS maltreat you first. Then you can speak from experience n not from sentiments. By the way; mine is Delsu, so ABK sars are idiots."

Easy Davido before other Baby Mamma's commit suicide

End SARS now

This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

Esseite:
Dont you think it's because you ran away?

So that they'd collect#400,000

Once you look fresh you're probably a Problem.

solmusdesigns:
what allegation made him pay 200k if he was innocent

Maybe you live outside Nigeria.

This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

End this criminals organization now.

This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

ucsquare:
AUDIO yansh..

No be only Audio yansh

I need 10 seconds from you.
Olosho