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Politics / Re: South-East Governors, Igbo Leaders Meet With Buhari Over Enugu Airport by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:52pm On Oct 17, 2019
Audio governors

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Food / Re: World Food Day: What's Your Best Nigerian Food? by 1mrprolific7(m): 12:52pm On Oct 17, 2019
Akpu And Egusi soup

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Celebrities / Re: This Little Boy Performs Like Fela, In Pant, Smokes by 1mrprolific7(m): 12:04pm On Oct 17, 2019
Nice one. He should upgrade with Arizona sk

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Science/Technology / Re: Ekhator Lucky Creates 'Generator' And 'Blender' From Plastic Scraps by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:14am On Oct 17, 2019
Cantonese:


Simply tenses you cannot write appropriately, neither from all looks can you speak good English. Show us your own achievements please. Remember to remove the speck in your eye first, as it is said. MUNTULA!
Idiot"simply tenses" indeed

Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Vs His Son On Their 3rd Birthday (Photos) by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:19pm On Oct 16, 2019
Just because of ordinary erection



Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:



*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.

2. Oga do fast naa.

3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.

4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.

5. U neva release? Haa!!!

6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.

7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.

8. Customer, customer hw far naa.

9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.

10. See ur small prick (chuckles).

11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.

12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?

13. Come I will do u well 2day.

14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.

15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef

16. Wetin u drink come?

17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.

18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.

19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.

20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.

21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?

22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.

23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.

24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.

25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.

26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.

27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.

28. Ds one don pass short time oo.

29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?

30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra

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Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Vs His Son On Their 3rd Birthday (Photos) by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:10pm On Oct 16, 2019
News Don finish. ?? "Mods i wan go poo.". please update am ASAP for front page .
Lala food Don land
Science/Technology / Re: Ekhator Lucky Creates 'Generator' And 'Blender' From Plastic Scraps by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:05pm On Oct 16, 2019
While praising mediocrity here. His age mate's invented aeroplane. Nonsense

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija: Bisola Welcomes Khafi As The British Police Officer Salutes Her (pics) by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:28pm On Oct 16, 2019
Pornstars on national television

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Sports / Re: Famous Footballers Involved In Ghastly Car Accidents (see List, Photos) by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:24pm On Oct 16, 2019
GOFRONT:
Rest in peace to them all....

But How about Paul walker??....Why his name not on the list??...

Abeg Abeg make nobody quote me because I get chronic headache from last night...I'm on drugs.
grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Davido, His Father And Two Daughters Pose Together In New Pictures by 1mrprolific7(m): 2:24pm On Oct 16, 2019
This one no be Audio family All of Una come out from grin

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Business / Re: What Many Don't Know About Innoson Group by 1mrprolific7(m): 1:00pm On Oct 16, 2019
Audio company
Celebrities / Re: ''Skye Is My Twin'' Lola Rae Shares Adorable Grown Up Photos Of Her Daughter by 1mrprolific7(m): 10:29am On Oct 16, 2019
cenaman:
grin grin Like one stupid mod ban me in career section till 2077.

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2077 wey him go dey rest in peace. Those mods are always High ���
Celebrities / Re: ''Skye Is My Twin'' Lola Rae Shares Adorable Grown Up Photos Of Her Daughter by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:39am On Oct 16, 2019
If I talk mod go Ban me for life

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Celebrities / Re: Nina Ivy Shares Her Skydiving Experience by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:43pm On Oct 15, 2019
Ronline:
grin grin grin

We no go like hear story chain don finish.
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Health / Re: Photos Of The Child Attacked By Soldier’s Dog Recuperating by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:35pm On Oct 15, 2019
O boy




The way Nigeria is now, if oyibo people bring ship to start shipping people to US for slave trade, people will be struggling to enter. Some go come with their own chain to avoid stories like chain have finish, stay back in Nigeria
This is Buhari Season. Even masquerade dey play bet Naija

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Celebrities / Re: Nina Ivy Shares Her Skydiving Experience by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:33pm On Oct 15, 2019
O boy




The way Nigeria is now, if oyibo people bring ship to start shipping people to US for slave trade, people will be struggling to enter. Some go come with their own chain to avoid stories like chain have finish, stay back in Nigeria
This is Buhari Season. Even masquerade dey play bet Naija

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Politics / Re: Senate Issues Two Weeks Deadline To Mdas To Defend Budget by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:33pm On Oct 15, 2019
O boy




The way Nigeria is now, if oyibo people bring ship to start shipping people to US for slave trade, people will be struggling to enter. Some go come with their own chain to avoid stories like chain have finish, stay back in Nigeria
This is Buhari Season. Even masquerade dey play bet Naija

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Crime / Re: Court Remands Three In Prison For Impersonating EFCC, ICPC Officials by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:17pm On Oct 15, 2019
Audio EFcc

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Politics / Re: EFCC Re-arraigns Atiku’s Lawyer Over $2m Money Laundering by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:15pm On Oct 15, 2019
Audio court
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates 5M Instagram Followers by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:09pm On Oct 13, 2019
After reading this i got so motivated nd inspired that i showed it to my landlord nd his entire family,they became fulfilled nd they all shed some tears of joy together,without wasting time my landlord handed me the house deeds/documents nd the keys to all the apartments, saying "ure free to do as u wish,i nd my entire family can now move down to the village". By this time tomorrow they will be gone. OP u just made me the most happiest fellow in the world,thank u so much nd i appreciate ur efforts nd gud heart for sharing this

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Lands In Nigeria (Picture) by 1mrprolific7(m): 1:01pm On Oct 13, 2019
Esseite:


Dont you think it's because you ran away?

Example:

When they stop you, say " Good afternoon officer, how may I help you"..
- may we know you: "my name is prolific an accountant currently in-between jobs but run graphic designs" or am a business man into ***.

-"I currently dont have an ID card" if you dont have any, but here is my drivers license and contact card.

In all this conversation, look like what you really portray, and you MAY MOSTLY not have a problem.


Its either you didn't grow up in this country or u have just chosen to ignore the fact on ground.
So at this stage and time in this country you will come in close contact with SARS and u decide to stay still just cos u are innocent? How many guilty ones have they arrested since this year?

Read this guy's reply
"
Please don’t mind some ignorant folks here. I remember one Sunday when I was going home at around 9pm from a friend’s place. I decided to pass a shortcut. On both sides of the road, there were bushes, so it’s kind of lonely. As I was walking, I pulled out my phone and called someone. I was talking to this bro and walking when I saw SARS from a distance. A boy was in front of me; approximately 25-50 meters. These SARS officials jumped out of the bush (they were hiding before) and cramped this boy. Omo, no be my eye, I quick quick reverse tear race go pass long journey.

Another event happened to my guy. The SARS official held him and said they were doing stop n search. After searching my guy’s phone and pockets, they didn’t find anything, so they one said that they should search him again, that he’s suspicious of this my friend. Can you believe that they inserted Indian hemp seed within their fingers and placed their hands in my guys pocket, only to bring it out and accuse him of smoking weed. Worse part is that; this guy don’t even know how to hold cigarette properly. He bailed himself with 20k for something he was framed for.

So all those people asking why they ran, you guys have just been lucky since. I’ve met SARS by 11:30pm outside (was coming from my babe’s place), and they didn’t do anything to me. They just flashed their torch and told us to continue our journey. That doesn’t mean that I won’t dodge them if I have the chance. So before you blast those boys, let SARS maltreat you first. Then you can speak from experience n not from sentiments. By the way; mine is Delsu, so ABK sars are idiots
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Lands In Nigeria (Picture) by 1mrprolific7(m): 12:59pm On Oct 13, 2019
joepepsy:
Why did you run coward! ! Stand your ground if you die you die for a cause. .until we begin to face our fears we are going nowhere as a nation.

Its either you didn't grow up in this country or u have just chosen to ignore the fact on ground.
So at this stage and time in this country you will come in close contact with SARS and u decide to stay still just cos u are innocent? How many guilty ones have they arrested since this year?

Read this guy's reply
"
Please don’t mind some ignorant folks here. I remember one Sunday when I was going home at around 9pm from a friend’s place. I decided to pass a shortcut. On both sides of the road, there were bushes, so it’s kind of lonely. As I was walking, I pulled out my phone and called someone. I was talking to this bro and walking when I saw SARS from a distance. A boy was in front of me; approximately 25-50 meters. These SARS officials jumped out of the bush (they were hiding before) and cramped this boy. Omo, no be my eye, I quick quick reverse tear race go pass long journey.

Another event happened to my guy. The SARS official held him and said they were doing stop n search. After searching my guy’s phone and pockets, they didn’t find anything, so they one said that they should search him again, that he’s suspicious of this my friend. Can you believe that they inserted Indian hemp seed within their fingers and placed their hands in my guys pocket, only to bring it out and accuse him of smoking weed. Worse part is that; this guy don’t even know how to hold cigarette properly. He bailed himself with 20k for something he was framed for.

So all those people asking why they ran, you guys have just been lucky since. I’ve met SARS by 11:30pm outside (was coming from my babe’s place), and they didn’t do anything to me. They just flashed their torch and told us to continue our journey. That doesn’t mean that I won’t dodge them if I have the chance. So before you blast those boys, let SARS maltreat you first. Then you can speak from experience n not from sentiments. By the way; mine is Delsu, so ABK sars are idiots."
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shares What It Feels Like Having A Wife. And Teddy-A Agrees by 1mrprolific7(m): 9:00am On Oct 13, 2019
Easy Davido before other Baby Mamma's commit suicide

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Religion / Re: Things That God's Kingdom Will End In This World by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:32am On Oct 13, 2019
End SARS now

This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Lands In Nigeria (Picture) by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:30am On Oct 13, 2019
Esseite:


Dont you think it's because you ran away?

So that they'd collect#400,000

Once you look fresh you're probably a Problem.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Lands In Nigeria (Picture) by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:28am On Oct 13, 2019
solmusdesigns:
what allegation made him pay 200k if he was innocent


Maybe you live outside Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Lands In Nigeria (Picture) by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:22am On Oct 13, 2019
This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

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Religion / Re: Who's Your Favorite Gospel Artiste? by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:17am On Oct 13, 2019
This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS

End this criminals organization now.
Crime / Re: FSARS Operatives Pursue 10 Teenagers Into Lagos Lagoon. 6 Rescued, 1 Dead by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:10am On Oct 13, 2019
This sarz guy's has done MORE harm than good.
Last week, I was on Byke with my guy. They double Cross US without thinking if they gonna cause accident. I jumped off and ran away. My guy Did nothing, they laid allegation on HIM and extorted #200,000+ from him.

God will punish any mortal that created this nuisance criminals and bloody thirsty Animals.
God punish FSARS x SARS
Celebrities / Re: Fake Ass: Mercy Eke Reacts To Rumours by 1mrprolific7(m): 2:39pm On Oct 12, 2019
ucsquare:
AUDIO yansh.. grin


grin grin

No be only Audio yansh

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Wearing Thigh-Revealing Dress (Photos) by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:07pm On Oct 11, 2019
I need 10 seconds from you.
Olosho

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