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Foreign Affairs / Re: Paula White: Angels Are Coming From Africa - Trump's Spiritual Adviser Prays by 1mrprolific7(m): 9:18am On Nov 05, 2020
Health / Re: 3 Commissioners Test Positive For COVID-19 In Niger State by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:10pm On Nov 02, 2020
Full list of aso rock should listed. Stop giving us mediocrity list fools
Culture / Re: Sokoto Woman Speaks Fluent Igbo Language After 25 Years In Enugu by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:22pm On Nov 02, 2020
That does not still make her Igbo smiley
Appreciate it and stop being tribalistic ewu

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Celebrities / Re: Lady Screams As Wizkid Follows Her On Instagram (Photos, Video) by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:12pm On Nov 02, 2020
Congrats you have made it in life.
If you check well nah fake Wizkid Page, Wizkid supposed don unfollow her . Nah highness wiz high grin grin

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Sports / Re: Iwuanyanwu Nationale 1994 Plane Crash: The Untold Story by 1mrprolific7(m): 6:43pm On Nov 01, 2020
This one Long like epistle. My problem right now angry

Who be your dealer.

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Crime / Re: Edo Police Parade 126 Suspects For Jail-break, Looting, Others by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:31pm On Oct 28, 2020

Edo's crime go increase to 5000 percent. I pity those that stays in edo

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala On Course To Emerge World Trade Organisation's Director General by 1mrprolific7(m): 12:52pm On Oct 28, 2020

Igbo Amaka.
A sad day for ndi ofe mmanu na-ose and Fulani terrorist.


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Crime / Re: Jealous Indian Husband Cuts 'Cheating' Wife's Head Off, Carries It To Police by 1mrprolific7(m): 12:52pm On Oct 11, 2020

This vagina people can make some men go insane. Learn to control your anger.
Now you'll probably spend your entire life in prison.

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Education / Re: 20 Benue State University Professors Fail VC Examination, 7 Pass by 1mrprolific7(m): 9:07am On Oct 09, 2020
If nah to fvck student Toto Dem go pass everything.

Common VC exam una fail.

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TV/Movies / Re: Ozo Dances With Nengi During BBNaija Grand Finale (Video) by 1mrprolific7(m): 10:09am On Sep 28, 2020
Mann played the greatest simp height ever known to man grin


Celebrities / Re: My Friendship With Ozo Is Over – Nengi by 1mrprolific7(m): 9:54am On Sep 28, 2020
Hahaha, ozo found out simp is a deadly disease, b!tch he doesn't want that Life again.

He's woke.

But if I be him, I go still bang you via doggy style on a low key then zoom.

I have PhD in girls Celebrum wink

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Family / Re: 7 Attitudes That Will Keep You Poor Forever by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:01pm On Sep 24, 2020

I gotta add mine;

Also being a simp.

Simp is a deadly disease.

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Sports / Re: Iwobi Scores And Assists As Everton Hammer Fleetwood Town In Carabao Cup by 1mrprolific7(m): 7:46am On Sep 24, 2020
As a country let's stop celebrating mediocrity.

Was he not paid to score goal and yield tremendous effort to the team.

Small Fleetwood person no go hear word.

Una too mu.mu.

No idiot should quote me

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TV/Movies / Re: Uti Nwachukwu: Ozo Is The Man That Most Men Are Too Cowardly To Be by 1mrprolific7(m): 12:24pm On Sep 21, 2020
Simp is a deadly disease

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Travel / Re: Ebonyi: "This Is My Soon To Become Airport" - Umahi by 1mrprolific7(m): 9:25pm On Sep 15, 2020
When Ebonyi state voted in this man, they didn't know they had signed Messi. He has won the political "ballon d'or" back to back since 2015. Citizens of states that their governor's achievement(s) is either to appear during children's day celebration, control traffic, sign MOU, share kerosene, share ludo, give yearly budgets botanical/scientific names, dethrone traditional rulers, eat roadside roasted corn, mould statue, stuff dollars, share cars, collect loans, sponsor pilgrimages etc should know that when they voted, they signed Yakubu Ayegbeni.

Mann, give me that thing wey you dey chop, I want to taste it.

grin cool


Sports / Re: Free 2.83 Odd Kickoff @ 3am Heavy Stakes Zone! by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:17am On Sep 10, 2020
I bet 10k

The guy tried

Ended 1:2

Always dm me your games �
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Erica Makes Her First Public Appearance After Disqualification (Photos) by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:44pm On Sep 07, 2020
Porn.star on National television.

She just realized Kidd ain't a simp.

Her eyes don clear.
Fear this vagina people.

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Romance / Re: Godfrey Baguma “Ugliest Man” in Uganda Marries Third Wife In Grand Style -Photos by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:54pm On Sep 04, 2020
I just dey imagine him face the time him go dey pour him akamu grin Inside this vagina people

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Business / Re: Mr BEN (the Man Who Defrauded Me In Alaba) And I Have Settled Issue Amicably. by 1mrprolific7(m): 5:39pm On Sep 04, 2020
I call the guy sotey. Threaten him life. Him tell me him go settle with you. Hope the thing dey work with NEPA now. Hope Dem no give you the one wey dey work with generator


Crime / Re: Man Kills Native Doctor In Anambra; Claims God Instructed Him To Do So (Photo) by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:17pm On Sep 04, 2020
I think Dem get charm.


Crime / Re: 50-Year-Old Man Remanded For Defiling 4-Year-Old Girl In Ekiti by 1mrprolific7(m): 10:36am On Sep 03, 2020
Remove his scrotum and hand it to Nwamaikpe and Lala for ritual
Sports / Re: Messi's New Deal At Man City Would See Him Earn N153m Per Day, N4.5bn Per Month by 1mrprolific7(m): 1:33pm On Sep 02, 2020
God forgive una as una take dey mention this commas.

The person wey dey write all this thing's in naira fit no get reach 10k for account.

You want put pressure for my life

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Politics / Re: Adeboye Declines Interview After Closed-Door Meeting With Buhari In Aso Rock by 1mrprolific7(m): 1:56pm On Sep 01, 2020

God bless you so much for this.
And may God bless your parents for giving us a wise man like you.
With people like you, the future of our nation is secured.
Once again, God bless you so much Mr Vixpal!

But next time, insert 'Darling' before the Daddy biko,
It make some people have instant headache reading that.

We Rise!

Sarcasm Man

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Politics / Re: Adeboye Declines Interview After Closed-Door Meeting With Buhari In Aso Rock by 1mrprolific7(m): 1:47pm On Sep 01, 2020
Buhari get two life nah wetin make him no dey wear mask.

Trump dey always talk every day on national television but here nah picture Dem dey release for us.

Is our president dumb?


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Politics / Re: 'Where Is Your Money Coming From'? - Secondus Asks Umahi After Seeing Projects by 1mrprolific7(m): 8:10pm On Aug 27, 2020
You get luck no be ffk.

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Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wants Neymar To Follow Him To Manchester City by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2020
This clown always dey find already made.
Prove to us you're a Hustler grin

Ronaldo is the best to ever grace football


Those quoting me. You can drop your own comments. I didn't insult anyone. Why the insults. I thought we're all matured. Nawaoo

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Politics / Re: Mali Crisis: Jonathan Visits Buhari As Special Envoy Briefs President by 1mrprolific7(m): 3:44pm On Aug 18, 2020
Jonathan is an errand boy to buhari
Sports / Re: Austin Okocha Make PSG's Team Of The Decade List by 1mrprolific7(m): 2:29pm On Aug 12, 2020

By their fruit you shall know them. To be frank you are not in any way different from Shekau and the other bunch of terrorists.

Simple sarcasm is hard. grin
Sports / Re: Austin Okocha Make PSG's Team Of The Decade List by 1mrprolific7(m): 2:28pm On Aug 12, 2020

If you ain't the gravest idiot in town, tell me who is? Your prophet maybe.

By the way,
Fvck you
Fvck your dumb prophet


Simple sarcasm is hard. grin
Celebrities / Re: N-TYZE Entertainment Takes Humblesmith To Court. by 1mrprolific7(m): 2:00pm On Aug 12, 2020
Him wan release album.

Una wan use our cerebrum.

I no go enter for this una cruise.

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