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CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Attempting To Sell Wife And Baby by 1stHola: 10:09pm On Aug 18, 2015
DashMeYansh:
Some people can Cheat and Sell. Even their own blood they Will sell. Well I guess the Stereotypes are true lipsrsealed I avoid most of them............Ritualists. I avoid Ritualists smiley

CelebritiesRe: What Can Be Making Davido Laugh Out This Much? (photo) by 1stHola: 8:53pm On Aug 18, 2015
pretydiva:
He just heard he isn't d father of his daughter
You want make that him baby WHOREma go commit suicide abi?
EventsRe: Nigerian Man 26 Marries 63-years Old American Grandmother by 1stHola: 8:34pm On Aug 18, 2015
DashMeYansh:
BEING a Toyboy and looking for Green Card are two different issues. But Nigga....you just need to put yourself out there their are better Gilfs than this. I see his kind all the time in the states . They disgust me lipsrsealed. Low self-esteem. I rank my Gay friends higher in the Respect table. Utter disgrace to African Masculinity lipsrsealed. MAKE Baba God bless your hustle sha
Wayray
CareerRe: NNPC Staff: Resume Before 8am Or Stay At Home by 1stHola: 3:31pm On Aug 16, 2015
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ladyF:
Chai. But why treat them like primary school pupils. They just need access control where staff will clock in with their id cards, erring staff can then be sanctioned. This isn't the way forward.

Hehehe It's [size=20pt]LadyF [/size] again grin grin grin
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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Is A Comedian -Orji Uzor Kalu by 1stHola: 3:27pm On Aug 16, 2015
NDPVF:
Don't blame Obasanjo,he is a Yoruba man.

Kalu wa simply reminding Nigerians and the world at large,what it means to be a yoruba.
Just go through those hard facts again.
Foolísh flatie

Agbari Ojukwu oshi
HealthRe: Sad! Photos Of Jummie,Girl Falsely Reported To Be Vomiting Blood Because Of Runs by 1stHola: 9:51am On Aug 16, 2015
cry
WHAT A PAINFUL LOSS angry
RIP SWEETHEART

MAKE THUNDER FIRE ALL THOSE BASTĄRD MISERABLE BLOGGERS angry
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And this introvert LadyF must be a dunce. Make the same thunder break all those teeth u dey shine.
Christianity EtcRe: Quote Your Favourite Scriptural Verse Here by 1stHola: 9:49am On Aug 16, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Umaru Musa Yar'adua's 64th Birthday (posthumous) Is Today! by 1stHola: 9:44am On Aug 16, 2015
In England we use to say:



"The King is Dead, Long live the King"



Happy birthday and RIP sir,

Your death brought us great misfortune as a clueless drunkąrd assumed your office. Thank God for "changi" cool
RomanceRe: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by 1stHola: 9:43am On Aug 16, 2015
DWJOBScom:
My brother I understand how it feels - you are swift to the swear lane.

Being a Christian means I have a relationship with christ and he lives in me. Having this new relationship with God, a Christian has a new life now. A Christian can now love and follow God. We do that supremely through following Jesus
wholeheartedly, in gratitude and submission. Now Jesus is
the Master of the Christian’s life and we call him"Lord". And
it is not a lonely fight"God gives his Spirit to help us, we have God himself living in us to help us live a life pleasing to Him!
So being a Christian means having our whole lives turned
around, from fighting against God to living for God, with the
help of His Spirit.
Finally, a Christian is one who has a sure and great hope -
that of heaven. We know that we will get to heaven, no
matter how much we still fail God now. That is because
Jesus’ death and resurrection secures God’s forgiveness for
us! The entry ticket to heaven has been won for us, by Jesus.
So a Christian is one who has great assurance, who doesn’t
have to worry about where he is going after death, and who
can look forward eagerly and confidently towards heaven.
Ultimately, the Christian is the most blessed, most fortunate
being in the world, because we have been given life and
hope, freely from the God who loves us, through Jesus
Christ. And that is why a Christian would love to tell of what
it means to be a Christian, to those who are not. I hope you
have a great time chatting to your friends about being a
Christian!
Hypocrite please shut da fùck up

You call yourself a good Christian abi?
Do you obey this lawshuh
I'm sure you pay tithe o

6. People would forsake the Ten Commandments as a
moral code, committing adultery, stealing, lying, and killing
(Matthew 24:12)
Rubbish!
Na today Christians dey forsake commandmentshuh
They have always been silly hypocrites undecided
If you quote for them now, they would say "it's old testaments bla bla bla"

See all the barbaric law in your Bible" word of god"

Please be reasonable and read through this Shlts
written in the holy bible 'word of god' Your god that you
call merciful and tell me if this nonsense can ever be
written by the True God;

*** If anyone, even your own family suggests
worshiping another God, kill them.
(Deuteronomy 13:6-10 )
*** If a man or woman have sex with an animal, both
human and animal must be killed.
(Leviticus 20:15-16 ).
I guess you should kill the animal since they were
willing participants. Are you people crazy?
** If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the
man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10)
*** If a man sleeps with his father's wife... both him
and his father's wife is to be put to death.
(Leviticus 20:11 )
*** If a man have sex with a woman on her period, they
are both to be "cut off from their people" ( Leviticus
20:18 )
**** God decreed that a man who picked up sticks
on the Sabbath day was to be stoned to death
(Numbers 15:32-36)
***** God commanded men to divorce their foreign wives for no other reason but that they were not God’s
people (Ezra 9), and women were helpless if they weren’t married in those days.
One thing is sure to me, The god in the Bible simply
cannot be describing the ALMIGHTY God who exists.
That god is a barbaric god. He is a hateful, racist and
sexist God.

Consider these stories: In the Flood story we’re told
*God wanted to destroy all mankind.
*In Moses’ day God wanted to destroy all of the Israelites.
*In Joshua’s day God wanted the Israelites to kill all of the inhabitants of the Promised Land.
*Saul was told by God to destroy all of the Amalekites.
*According to Jonah, God was going to destroy the people of Nineveh.
*God also destroyed and scattered the northern tribes of Israel because he was displeased with them.
*God allowed the accuser to destroy Job’s health and family life just to win a “bet.”
***If you find out a city worships a different god, destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants... even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15 )
*****Kill anyone with a different religion.
(Deuteronomy 17:2-7 )
Samuel 18 : 27
This one shocks me shocked shocked shocked
A "PROPHET OF god" PAID BRIDE PRICE WITH 200 joysticks shocked
Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men,
and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and
David brought their joysticks, and they gave them in
full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son
in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to
wife.

HMN
WHAT A PEACEFUL RELIGION
Christianity EtcRe: Here Are “signs Of End Time” You Must Know by 1stHola: 9:20am On Aug 16, 2015
Storey story o Bibilical myth
Christianity EtcRe: Here Are “signs Of End Time” You Must Know by 1stHola:
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CelebritiesRe: Empress Sosany: I Am Looking For That Man Who Can Make Me Want Sex Every Minute by 1stHola: 9:15am On Aug 16, 2015
Ode
Ugly fat fart flabby dindinrin

RomanceRe: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by 1stHola: 8:07am On Aug 16, 2015
DWJOBScom:
He was never a Christian in the first place!
Olodo

Did you read at all?
RomanceRe: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by 1stHola: 8:05am On Aug 16, 2015
Nous
RomanceRe: Groom Converts From Christianity To Islam For His Bride (photos) by 1stHola: 8:05am On Aug 16, 2015
donholy28:
Damn leaving a good religion just coz of a woman? chai..dix one na foolish love or na condition alahaji give am?
Did you say a good religionhuh
Are you OK?
RomanceRe: 7 Things To Take Into A New Relationship by 1stHola: 7:04am On Aug 16, 2015
Nice one
RomanceRe: Why Must The Guy Always Pay For The Date? by 1stHola: 5:37am On Aug 16, 2015
Nigerian girls Useless fa
RomanceRe: Single Ladies, How True Is This? (snapshot) by 1stHola:
agarawu23:
I just hate it when a Lady ignore my chat, I have no choice than to avoid her
Will you have all the beautiful girl to yourself?

Stop disturbing people's girlfriends

Na ur type dey cos girls to cheat.
RomanceRe: How A Lady I Was Supposed To Dump Skillfully Dumped Me by 1stHola: 5:17am On Aug 16, 2015
koresma26:
Lmao ..karma is alive


And this guy above me ..cheated me ..before I clicked on submit I don see he comment ...

Wait o ..where is seun ?? I don send am like 2000 emails he never reply me ..abieg reply ooo!

[s] 2. Abeg how many of ona notice one monicker "NOBODY" who is running that account I need to know . Funniest part his/her monicker is unclickable [/s]
Olodo
Deleted account
RomanceRe: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by 1stHola: 4:04pm On Aug 15, 2015
Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or [s] girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime. [/s]

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.
Smh
PoliticsRe: APC Mega Rally in Bayelsa State.... Live On AIT by 1stHola: 4:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
B69U:
See how empty the seats are at the back.

They cannot hide the truth for long.
Delusion syndrome You need help
CrimeRe: See What Alaba Guys Did To A Pickpocket (PHOTOS) by 1stHola: 10:02pm On Aug 14, 2015
Hyperchi:
sometimes dis ppl don't learn. dem even pity am. me him tank GOD
MrKontrovErsy:
shocked this is barbaric
is a pity some animals wear homa skin
Mumus

A thief for that matter.
CrimeRe: See What Alaba Guys Did To A Pickpocket (PHOTOS) by 1stHola: 9:59pm On Aug 14, 2015
Je suis
Car TalkRe: Check Out These 1 Lamborghini And 2 Ferrari In The Same Compound by 1stHola: 10:53pm On Aug 13, 2015
Akinlade12:
ferrari
Rubbish
Which road dem go drive am?
Christianity EtcRe: Anambra Pastor Burns The Ukolo Uga Shrine... (Photo) by 1stHola: 9:56pm On Aug 13, 2015
peppyluv02:
Repent of what? Christians are the worst pretenders and liars!
In 2010,I was in a village in Oji river area of Enugu state for a burial. During the outing mass on Sunday,it was announced in the church that the oldest man in the village and a traditional worshipper died that morning. The whole hypocrites in church especially those old holier than thou witches and wizard, ndi oji bible ekpuchi njo were happy when suddenly the priest rebuked them. He said that man is the most honest person he has ever met. He can never call black,white unlike 70% of the so called christians and will never take bribe or join in praise singing of an evil person. The priest warned the congregation never to try such hypocrisy in his presence again or he will expose their evils in that church. The whole church was quiet.
Wow!

You need to read this

https://www.nairaland.com/2523494/anambra-pastor-burns-ukolo-uga/5#36928703
PoliticsRe: Guess Who's Back :o :o :) by 1stHola(op): 9:42pm On Aug 13, 2015
peppyluv02:
I am calling them to ban you again cheesy
Yaaaaaaaaaayyyy
Mogbeo grin
Even lalasticla and osewa wouldn't dare grin
Christianity EtcRe: Anambra Pastor Burns The Ukolo Uga Shrine... (Photo) by 1stHola: 8:40pm On Aug 13, 2015
marcelifeh:
The Church is just a building used for public Christian worship to worship the almighty God whose throne is above.

If God could only open ur eye 4 a second to see what Hell looks like, u will agree that this world should be made 4 true christians alone
You must be a very retąrded foól
So, only Christians will make heaven? Because you're making reference with that silly Bible of yours written by those selfish silly drunkąrd men of those days?

How come we have many errors ( The earth is flat. The earth is the center of universe. The sun and the moon are lights etc) If this book is really the word of God, how come there's so much mistakes in ithuh



And you think after reading all this nonsense, I will give my precious life to your Jesushuh

*** If anyone, even your own family suggests
worshiping another God, kill them.
(Deuteronomy 13:6-10 )
*** If a man or woman have sex with an animal, both
human and animal must be killed.
(Leviticus 20:15-16 ).
I guess you should kill the animal since they were
willing participants. Are you people crazy?
** If a man cheats on his wife, or vise versa, both the
man and the woman must die. (Leviticus 20:10)
*** If a man sleeps with his father's wife... both him
and his father's wife is to be put to death.
(Leviticus 20:11 )
*** If a man have sex with a woman on her period, they
are both to be "cut off from their people" ( Leviticus
20:18 )
******* God decreed that a man who picked up sticks
on the Sabbath day was to be stoned to death
(Numbers 15:32-36)
***** God commanded men to divorce their foreign
wives for no other reason but that they were not God’s
people (Ezra 9), and women were helpless if they
weren’t married in those days.

Consider these stories: In the Flood story we’re told
God wanted to destroy all mankind.
In Moses’ day God wanted to destroy all of the
Israelites.
In Joshua’s day God wanted the Israelites to kill all of
the inhabitants of the Promised Land.
Saul was told by God to destroy all of the Amalekites.
According to Jonah, God was going to destroy the
people of Nineveh.
God also destroyed and scattered the northern tribes of
Israel because he was displeased with them.
God allowed the accuser to destroy Job’s health and
family life just to win a “bet.”
If you find out a city worships a different god,
destroy the city and kill all of it's inhabitants...
even the animals. (Deuteronomy 13:12-15 )
*****Kill anyone with a different religion.
(Deuteronomy 17:2-7 )

And you ídiot should not just tell me all those bullshıts you usually say that "ALL THESE ARE OLD TESTAMENT" JESUS CHRIST HAS COME BLABLABLA
Stop calling him stupid he must have been led to do what he did.
Give ur life to Christ and Avoid God's judgement.
One thing is sure to me, The god in the Bible simply
cannot be describing the ALMIGHTY God who exists.
That god is a barbaric god. He is a hateful, racist and
sexist God.


FÚCK you
Fùck him
Fùck the stupíd nonsense that led him

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