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A Brazilian lady identified as Vera Lucia da Silva was super excited after fulfilling a 14 year dream of experiencing her own funeral while pretending to be dead for a day. The 44 year old whose husband gave her his consent to take part in the celebration of the Day of Dead in South American, held the unbelievable ceremony on Wednesday, November 2, at a funeral home in Camocim, with her friends and family in attendance.

According to her, she said: ‘I wanted to hold my own funeral 14 years ago. I’ve waited a long time and can’t believe that at last this wish has been granted, when I invited my friends and family they thought I was joking and they didn’t take it seriously. ‘Being dead was the best day of my life.’

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http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/photos-woman-who-spent-day-in-her-own.html

People who seem to be benefiting from MMM, an online investing scheme that gives 30% interest, referral bonus and joining bonus have taken to Youtube to make an video telling non participant who spread hate to mind their business sonorously. Download Video Here

http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/mind-your-business-mmm-participants.html

Evolving indeed

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Thinking of cutting down on alcohol? Then, these photos might just give you the motivation you need.

Before and after pictures of former drinkers who have giving up alcohol for a different periods of times show how going sober can transform your life – and looks.
But, as these photos – which were posted on Reddit – show, the damage can be reversed.

One of the former drinkers pictured, known only as Dr Dan, saw an enormous change after giving up alcohol for just six months.

He posted said about the picture above

"In the first photograph, I found myself alone, nearly 300lbs, in an extraordinary amount of credit card debt and without a job, and, thankfully, at the tail end of a six-year-long bender of drinking a fifth every day while often contemplating suicide, supporting my fellow alcoholic and abusive partner with just my below-poverty-line income, and fighting to complete my PhD.Here I am last month, down to 180lbs, almost done with my first year sober, zero debt, engaged in a great career, and having found myself a caring, loving, non-drinking partner who I am very excited about. Heck, I'm even closing on a little cabin in the woods this month. I'm going to be a landowner."


He inspired other former drinkers to share pictures showing how going sober has transformed their lives too:

http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/checkout-beforeafter-photos-of-people.html

Nah Man go still carry this one put for house ooooooooooo...Nawa

this one can never see good reputation again....I wonder how her mum would feel....with this rubbish

Even a super star solidstar is a Fan

Cucumber everywhere

lol everybody wants turn to star for naija

Queen Bey eludes elegance and style as she attended the 50th annual Country Music Awards on Wednesday. The singer amd mother of one stormed the red carpet looking like a million dollar in this lovely flour-length dress.

http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/photos-beyonce-looks-stunning-in-lovely.html

solidstar sef too no dull himself

she is trying to get into fame

MouthAction is one of the highly debated topics among most couples. Not everyone has done it, or even wants to try it as it’s of health and moral values in mostly all nations of the world. Well, it's completely okay to be grossed out by it. Some people want to keep a distance between mouths and genitals. However, MouthAction is pretty great. If and when you want to try MouthAction, it adds another move to your sex arsenal. This is the one kind of sex that is highly misunderstood, by newbies and regulars.
If you've never had MouthAction before and are thinking of trying it, you should know some stuff before diving in. And even if you're a regular at it, there are some things you may be missing.
MouthAction is not just about the mouth:
Okay this is it, it's not just complete to conclude MouthAction is just about the mouth, see sweetheart, if you are going down on a man, use your hand to stroke from the base up. That way, your mouth won't have so much performance pressure and it gives your jaw a break. Your partner, too, will feel a lot more stimulation. It may not be very pleasant to take balls into your mouth. They can taste hideous. That's where hands come in. Play around, but be gentle. Balls are a little weaklings, handle with care! and to the gentle loving niggas, if you're going down on a woman, use the very important tool, placed strategically between your teeth – the tongue. Just random, fast licking in one motion does not work. Move your tongue around a little, use your lips, but be gentle. Don't try to suck her vagina out.

Hands can go elsewhere too.


Get away from the bed.
MouthAction, unlike penetrative sex can be done anywhere. You don't even have to be fully naked, so it's super soft. Think elevators (when it's just the two of you, of course), chairs (super hot), staircases (watch out for kids around), in the car, and even the shower. Yes, this is the one kind of sex which can be performed in the shower without the fear of fatal accidents.


Keep the condom pack Close.
Now guys this is serious, please don't dismiss condoms just because penetrative sex isn't happening. You may not get pregnant, but sexually transmitted diseases are a likely possibility. HPV can cause cancer. You don't want to be stuck with a lifelong problem after one night (or day) of pleasure.
MouthAction can have positions too.

We all know about the famous 69 position. Mutual appreciation, ftw. But there are other positions too.While you're receiving MouthAction, there are certain things that you, the vagina warrior, can do to make it even better for yourself. For greater clitoral stimulation, try raising one leg and lying on the edge of the bed, with your partner kneeling on the floor. Alternatively, raise both legs and put a pillow under your hips. If you're feeling really edgy, try sitting on your partner's face. Nope, you won't smother them, but you may just experience an amazing orgasm. Most people can't do this for very long when they're the ones being sat on, and for completely understandable reasons. Even if it's not uncomfortable for you, it could be for your partner, so consider that before asking them more than once.
Cover the teeth Mbok!

Your teeth may be beautiful but who cares, just cover them while your mouth is around a penis. Teeth on a penis is probably one of the worst feelings ever. Imagine the banana again and skinning it slowly with your teeth. Now imagine if the banana had feelings. Horrifying, right? So when you're going down on a guy, cover your teeth with your lips. He'll be grateful forever.
Good hygiene is Key.
While grooming the pubic region is a completely personal choice, maintaining hygiene in the area should be a must. Not only will it keep most gross infections at bay, it will also establish your reputation in the sexual arena as a well-mannered, desirable person. You wouldn't feel comfortable going down on someone who has scant regard for personal hygiene, would you?
MouthAction is a great way to get to know your partner better. By giving them the pleasure of an orgasm with your mouth, you're increasing the level of physical intimacy between the two of you, and you're reinforcing that it's beautiful to open up to another person in this uninhibited manner
MouthAction on a penis is way more difficult than licking a vagina.


handling a penis with your mouth takes a lot more energy, concentration, and a lot more resistance to gagging. Imagine shoving a banana in your mouth repeatedly and not biting into it. At some point, gag reflex will kick in. The same reflex kicks in during MouthAction too. So if a person really isn't into it after a few minutes, don't keep asking them to take your penis in their mouth. You wouldn't keep putting the banana in your mouth after nearly throwing up, would you?
http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/8-things-you-dont-know-about-oral-sex.html

Feyisara is a Nigerian lady from the South-western part of the country who broke the internet over the weekend with photos of her bare bogus bum on display in a private outfit.

The young lady is currently based abroad. She has kicked off a fresh Instagram page with limited followers who are constantly entertained and s*xually harassed with her adult contents.

Fesiyara claims to be a s*x freak, camera killer, Rich Gang member as well as a fan of the Arsenal Football club of England. Her pictures shockingly attracted the attention of Nigerian musician, Solidstar Isoko who liked one of her pictures.

An excited Feyisara was forced to honour the singer in the comment section as she expressed her surprise. There are rumours that more interactions could have taken place between the duo via direct messages for the purpose of secrecy.

See more photos below:

http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/curvy-yoruba-girl-feyisara-setting.html

The last is yet to be heard of the sex scandal surrounding the winner of the 2015 Miss Anambra Beauty Pageant, Miss Chidinma Okeke, where she was seen in a lesbian act with another lady alleged to be her personal assistant.

It was gathered that the Department of State Services (DSS) has received in confidence a new sex video, which also shows the beauty queen in the act of leksbianism but unlike the first two videos, the new video is said to be very lengthy and posed the queen as someone who is well tutored in leksbianism unlike what was portrayed in the two earlier publicized videos.

A source who spoke to News Express on condition of anonymity yesterday disclosed that the DSS has swung into action to unravel the masked figures behind the making and leaking of the video and also to ascertain if the former beauty queen was coerced into making the video or was willfully indulging in what she enjoyed doing with her partner and perhaps oblivious of where the video would get to in the long run.

The source revealed that an unknown person sent in the video when it became obvious that some politicians who are bent on making political gains out of the whole saga were bent on skewing the story against some people who knew nothing about the queen’s act, just to get at Anambra State government and perhaps ruin the chances of a second term bid for the incumbent governor, Willie Obiano.

He added that the new video showed that the lady handling the recording of the video later joined in the act while the second lady took over with the filming.

He said: “It is in the new video that you will see what the girl is capable of doing. The new video even showed the girl behind the scene, where she gave the camera to the other girl and joined the act, while a male partner later came into the room and had sex with the queen.

“After the whole act, the parties involved were also seen in the new video dancing naked. The DSS has all those now, and I believe investigations have started.”

The source said the news of the threat to Chidinma’s life when she decided to hold a press conference to tell her side of the story may not be true as the queen knows very well what she has done, and how she can also speak to the world from the very confines of her room if she wished to do so, even without calling a press conference.

“If the security people refuse to give her security, or she is afraid of coming out to say who and who her blackmailers are, then she can just type her story and post it to her social media handles and the world would read it from there; that is if she is ready to tell the true story,” the source quipped

The source further noted that the unknown person who sent in the video, which is now in the hands of the DSS denied posting the two videos already trending now to the internet, but said that because the full video of the girls’ act are in their possession, it would be wise to send it in to prove the innocence of some people who are about to be used as scapegoats, even though they know nothing of the girl’s act.

However information has it that the unknown person is a friend of one of the girls involved in the act, and that the video had been sent in for safekeeping after the friend involved in the act had problem with her phone.

Our source also doused the impression making the rounds that the act was done under duress, and that the act was done in a students’ lodge in Awka, in a room belonging to one of the girls’ involved, and that the girls may have recorded the act just for them to be able to always recount the moment, but unfortunately it slipped into the wrong hand.

The former Queen’s advocate, Ikenna Obidiegwu, had told some Journalists that his client would be willing to speak to the media anytime this week to tell her own side of the story.

A visit to the embattled queen’s country home of Obeagu village in Ogboji, Orumba South Local Government Area of Anambra State showed an average family home with a red old gate while grasses adorned the entrance.

The picture of the compound which was securely locked could not be taken as the village security stopped News Express reporter from either taking any picture or speaking to an elderly woman who is a neighbor to Okeke’s family house.

News Express recalls that the embattled queen had pointed out in her Facebook page that her blackmailers had told her they will post more videos on the internet but did not mention if she participated in the involved in the scandalous video under duress or willfully.



Source News Express

http://www.2000viewsng.com/2016/11/cucumber-update-dss-receives-new-video.html