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I guess all the techy vibes and visions couldn’t deliver ZUCKERBERG today .

When I didn’t see the gray T-shirt in sight I knew he was prepared for the flogging.

Good post OP!

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Sen. John Kennedy had a blunt message for Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg : "Your user agreement sucks."

He said that's what everybody has been trying to tell him today

"You can spot me 75 IQ points. If I can figure it out, you can figure it out," Kennedy said. "The purpose of that user agreement is to cover Facebook's rear-end. It's not to inform your users about their rights. Now, you know that and I know that. I am going to suggest to you that you go back home and you rewrite it and tell your $1,200-an hour lawyers, no disrespect, they're good, but tell them that you want it written in English and non-Swahili, so the average American can understand it. That would be a start."

The Louisiana Republican told Zuckerberg he can either spend millions of dollars to fight new legislation to regulate Facebook or help Congress solve the problem.

He said there are two problems with Facebook: privacy and propaganda.

Kennedy told Zuckerberg he was disappointed with the hearing because he felt like they were not connecting.

"I think you are a really smart guy and I think that you have built an extraordinary American company and you've done a lot of good," Kennedy said. "Some of the things you've been able to do are magical, but our promised digital utopia, we have discovered, has minefields. There are some impurities in the Facebook punchbowl and they got to be fixed, and I think you can fix them."

SOURCE :https://2000views.com.ng/your-user-agreement-sucks-sen-john-kennedy-tells-facebook-ceo/


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#BBNaija: Watch Video Of Anto And Lolu Kissing Passionately In The House



Big Brother Naija Housemate Lolu has finally gotten his love back, Anto was lost after several minutes of lolu preaching to her about his undying love for her.
They both experienced overflowed emotions and immediately went into bonding, kissing and romancing passionately
Watch the video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2r3JZVOCRLM

https://2000views.com.ng/bbnaija-watch-video-anto-lolu-kissing-passionately-house/

Monkey Captured Pulling Down Woman’s Top, Exposing Her B00bs (Photos)



A woman was almost embarrassed by a monkey in Thailand after it hopped on her and playfully pulled down her top, exposing her boobs in the process.
Brittany Bowman was travelling with friends when she visited Chiang Mai monkey centre in Thailand to visit the local macaques.

The Los Angeles native let the baby monkey clamber over her after it jumped onto her leg. But while the macaque was attempting to swing up to her shoulders, it grabbed on to Brittany’s off-the-shoulder top and almost pulled it down.



Luckily Brittany pulled it back in time and managed to avoid embarrassment. The shocked tourist was left in fits of giggles as she grabbed hold of her top to protect her modesty. The owner of the monkey jokingly stated that it was probably looking for breast milk.
Brittany said:

“It left all of us laughing hysterically, almost to the point of tears. “I was just so scared that the monkey was jumping on me that I didn’t even consider it would pull down my top. “The owners said he must have been looking for breast milk.

“It was all just so random, I’m just glad we caught it on camera.”

According to Britannica:

Macaques are robust primates whose arms and legs are of about the same length. Their fur is generally a shade of brown or black, and their muzzles, like those of baboons, are doglike but rounded in profile, with nostrils on the upper surface.
The tail varies between species and may be long, of moderate length, short, or absent. Size differs between the sexes and between the species; males range in head and body length from about 41 to 70 cm (16 to 28 inches) and in weight from about 2.4 kg (5.3 pounds) in females and 5.5 kg in males of the smallest species.

Macaques are omnivorous, and they possess large cheek pouches in which they carry extra food. Breeding occurs year-round in some (mostly tropical) species, but, among those living outside the tropics, it is seasonal. Single young are born after about six months’ gestation and become adult at four years. Macaques are considered highly intelligent but may be bad-tempered as adults.



https://2000views.com.ng/monkey-captured-pulling-womans-top-exposing-b00bs-photos/

Yobe Governor Escapes Death In Dapchi As Aggrieved Resident Attacks Him



Some aggrieved residents of Dapchi, headquarters of Busari local government area of Yobe state. Attacked Ibrahim Gaidam, governor of the state, on Thursday. They not only booed the number one citizen of the state but threw stones and dangerous objects at his convoy. Resulting in the destruction of some vehicles

Some aggrieved residents of Dapchi, headquarters of Busari local government area of Yobe state, attacked Ibrahim Gaidam, governor of the state, on Thursday.
They not only booed the number one citizen of the state but threw stones and dangerous objects at his convoy, resulting in the destruction of some vehicles.

Gaidam had gone to the community to inform the people that the students kidnapped from Government Girls Science Technical College, Dapchi, have not been rescued.

Boko Haram fighters stormed the school on Monday, seizing an unknown number of students.

On Wednesday, the governor said the army had rescued some of the students.

“Some of the students of Government Girls Science Technical College (GGSTC) whose school was attacked by Boko Haram terrorists last Monday have been rescued by gallant officers and men of the Nigerian Army,” he said in a statement which Abdullahi Bego, his spokesman, issued on his behalf.

“The rescued girls are now in the custody of the Nigerian Army. We will provide more details about their number and condition in due course.”

But on Thursday, he informed the people of the reality on ground.

TheCable learnt that the governor arrived the community before noon and immediately went into a meeting with traditional leaders at the palace of the village head.

He was said to have taken the leaders into confidence but they agreed that he should also address the crowd which had gathered outside.

“When Gaidam began speaking, we were calm. We followed all that he said with assurances that the situation was under control,” Abdullahi Dapchi, a resident of the town who said two of his sisters were among the captives, told TheCable.

“But we got suspicious when he began dribbling us. You know how these politicians are. He said we should cooperate with the government that they were doing their best. We asked him about the situation and he said none of the students had been rescued.
“At that point, some parents broke down in tears, some even collapsed and before you knew it, the atmosphere was chaotic. The governor had to be ferried away by his security operatives but the mob went after the vehicles in his convoy.

“The peace that we have been enjoying in this community was disrupted.”

Dapchi said it took the intervention of soldiers, who fired shots into the air, for the crowd to disperse.

He said moments after the troops left, some residents gathered again but this time around they started protesting.

“They blocked major roads, chanting anti-government songs and placing curses on Boko Haram,” he said.

“They demanded the immediate release of the students and said they were not interested in how government would achieve that.”

TheCable learnt that the protest did not gather momentum because attention had shifted to the school where Gaidam, under tight security. Was awaiting the arrival of the delegation of President Muhammadu Buhari.

Lai Mohammed, minister of information, and Khadija Bukar Abba, minister of state for foreign affairs – later arrived.
They met with the governor and had a brief discussion with the media.

Appealing to family members of the captive to exercise patience with government. Mohammed said the freedom of the girls would remain a priority.

He said the actual number of the missing schoolgirls would be known. When parents come forward with complaint of their wards.

“On the issue of the number of missing girls, we cannot give what we are not sure of. Until we hear from their parents, we cannot say this is the number,” he said.

#DapchiGirls

https://2000views.com.ng/yobe-governor-escapes-death-in-dapchi-as-aggrieved-resident-attacks-him/

Wizkid Lagos To London Boiler Room


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikyJwOHsYgE

40-year old mother of one and film producer – Iyabo Ojo shares a strong resemblance with her mother who is still very much appealing to the eyes despite her age.

Nollywood actress and businesswoman, Iyabo Ojo was pictured catching fun with her mother, Olubunmi Fetuga recently.

Those in the know claim the duo have a very formidable bond as envisioned in the photos. The duo reek of enchanting beauty and its clear where Miss Ojo got her good looks from.

See more photos below:-





https://2000views.com.ng/40-year-old-nigerian-actress-iyabo-ojo-slays-mom-social-media-see-photos/

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Plus-Sized Woman Twerking To Olamide ‘Wo’ In Public (Video, Photos)

In the video below you can see a plus size woman twerking to Olamide’s WO and she’s enjoying herself.
Even a man who seems familiar to her came to rock her body lol.
Watch Video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojGgmsqDHV0


https://2000views.com.ng/plus-sized-woman-twerking-olamide-wo-public-video-photos/

“I Love You Bro” – Davido Reacts To Wizkid Bringing Him Out On Stage (Video)



Davido has finally reacted to Wizkid bringing him on stage to perform together at his Sold-out concert that went down at Eko Hotels in Lagos.
The DMW Boss shared a video of the moment when they all came out on Stage at Wizkid’s concert, with the overexcited crowd cheering them up!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8cd62LiYfY



https://2000views.com.ng/love-bro-davido-reacts-wizkid-bringing-stage-concert-see-wizkid-said/

Riana Final Performance on Asia's Got Talent 2017


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uVMQPFAkXw

Wizkid Finally Posts First Photo Of His Second Son

Award winning singer Wizkid is emitting major daddy love. As he has shared the first photo of his second son months after acknowledging his birth.
The talented father of three boys posted the photo of King Ayo Balogun on his Snapchat account accompanied with love emojis



https://2000views.com.ng/wizkid-finally-posts-first-photo-second-son/

I Almost Slept With Big Shaq – Toke Makinwa



Media personality Toke Makinwa, has made a surprising confession on her Instagram Live session.
According to the OAP, she almost slept with rapper Big Shaq of the popular ‘Mans not hot’ track.
Watch her below;


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e70dmYAeaKY

Watch here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsrGlFPDFGY

Zodwa wabantu on the floor, Pantyless Again


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZeV12Qtb3M

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Nicki Minaj Shows Off Camel Toes In Erotic Pink Dress


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu9SW6y3jEY

Omotola Jalade Cries Out After Her Brand New N300,000 iPhone 7 Was Stolen Last


Delectable Nollywood actress, Omotola Jalade Ekeinde has cried out after her new iPhone 7 was stolen last night at the Miss Nigeria Pageant, which held at Eko Hotel and Suite.

She took to the platform, to share a screenshot from her iCloud, which shows the phone is currently offline.

She captioned the post;

“So Sad My New Iphone Red 128g, SN:- DNPT9PP8HX98 was stolen last Night During #MissNigeria at the Eko hotel just as I was rounding up with the Judging duties…”

“Pls If you picked it or know Someone who did? Or someone’s trying to sell it to you… It can’t be used its Locked. However very valuable contacts will be lost. Pls help return. Contact @redhotconcepts if you pls have any info.”

“In many countries today, you Must Register your handset just like you do your Sim. Nigeria should adopt same to reduce phone theft.” A quick check on details on the phone shows it’s an iPhone 7, 128gb.. and it’s worth N300,000.

https://2000views.com.ng/omotola-jalade-cries-brand-new-n300000-iphone-7-stolen-last/

VIDEO: Small Doctor Reveals Why We Can’t #EndSars In Nigeria



Nigerian singer, Small Doctor has joined celebrities who have shared their thoughts. On the #EndSars campaign that’s presently being trended on social media.
The singer revealed his personal reasons why the Police department should not be ended in a new interview.
Watch the interview below and leave a comment letting us know whether you agree with the singer or not.

Watch the video below:-
https://www.instagram.com/p/BcjVzWWHK7R/?taken-by=planetradiotv


https://2000views.com.ng/video-small-doctor-reveals-cant-endsars-nigeria/

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Mayorkun’s Single “MAMA” Hits The International Audience (Watch Video)



Its another height of success for DMW singer, Mayorkun. His hit single “Mama” was recently played during recess at an NBA gamebetween Dallas Mavericks and Oklahoma City thunder.
This news would be welcomed by the singer, his many fans and lovers of African music, as shows that the horizon for African music is broadening.

Watch the video below:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkaG2eX9XQ

https://2000views.com.ng/mayorkuns-single-mama-hits-international-audience-watch-video/

https://2000views.com.ng/wizkids-manya-video-taken-youtube-see/

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During simi album concert, See Me Live. Simi kneels before her boyfriend on stage as they both perform together and this got the fans screaming.
Here is the moment Simi knelt down for her alleged boyfriend, Adekunle Gold during their performance last night at her album concert in Hard Rock Cafe in Lagos.
Watch the video below:-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_H4qDF-5FU

https://2000views.com.ng/simi-kneels-boyfriend-adekunle-gold-stage-watch-video/

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Apart from drinking lots of water and watching your diet, here are five skincare tips you should always keep in mind for a better, healthier look.

You wake up in the morning, take a bath with soap and water, and then find your way out to your daily activities. Sometimes, you remember to rub lotion on your knuckles and face to avoid looking too “ashy”. If this is you, you definitely need to step up your skincare game. It doesn’t matter if the ladies tell you that your face is fresh or not.
No, this is not a guide to filling up your bathroom with unmentionable cleansers and creams or eight-step night and morning routines. This is more of an addition to the normal things you already do.

1. Sanitize your face
You probably just scoffed and rolled your eyes, expecting this step. But the reality is that men are often guilty of doing too much or too little. They may be taking really hot baths and using harsh soaps on their faces, which is wrong. It makes your skin dry and makes you look older. Use a gentle cleanser to remove all the dirt and oil that may have accumulated during the day, especially cleansers that moisturise as they cleanse.

2. Moisturise your face
Facial hair can look incredibly sexy on a guy, especially when their faces don’t feel like sandpaper to the touch. Moisturising daily will give you soft, kissable skin. Sounds great, doesn’t it? So never skip the facial moisturiser.

3. Use a proper razor
Stop buying cheap razors. Just stop it. A lot of men shave five times a week. How do you shave? A quality razor can go a long way into preventing bumps and even lasting a lifetime, so choose your weapon carefully. Look for a razor that fits your skin sensitivity and beard coarseness. Also be sure to slather on a moisturising shaving gel to protect your skin while you shave.

Also, avoid razors with several blades as they put you more at risk of getting ingrown hairs because the extra blades pull the hairs too deep below the skin. Shave after a warm shower to open up your pores and for the hairs to be softer from all the steam. Your face will surely thank you for it.

4. Aftershave is your friend
It’s your best friend, really. A good aftershave soothes, hydrates and seals in the skin after a nice shave with a quality razor. Make sure it’s alcohol-free, though. Alcohol dries your skin and you wouldn’t want that to happen.

5. Use sunscreen every day
Yes, you heard right. Sunscreen. No matter how popping your melanin is, how many face caps you wear a day or how much you believe in the #BlackDontCrack movement, always be sure to protect your skin from sun damage. Finding a moisturiser that contains SPF 30 or higher will make things much easier for your lovely skin and you should never leave home without it.

Skin irritation, redness, extra blood vessels and possible skin cancer are a no-no and your black will definitely crack if you don’t take good care of it. Plain and simple.

https://2000views.com.ng/five-vital-skincare-tips-men-must-read/

Do You Think It Is Easy To Be Gay And Rich? – Bobrisky



Cross dresser Bobrisky. Gave haters more than they could chew following a post on his IG wall which got many irked.

The Snapchat celebrity. Had shared a photo of Gucci Mane and wife Keyshia Kaoir. Saying he had always looked forward to the day he would meet a young rich due not the old mystery bae who has continued to fund his luxurious lifestyle.

I ca’t suffer with anybody in this Nigeria. I need a ready made BAE that will buy me a private jet.It is time I move to California. All this nigga with tiny trouser no get shingba for pocket. Make I come dey soak garri with am. D one wey I dey drink before I become Bobrisky don do.

Some of his followers as usual laughed at his post as they find him funny. While others taunted him about his sexual preference and as expected Bobrisky replied.

Read his response below
https://2000views.com.ng/think-easy-gay-rich-bobrisky-2/