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Re: Flow For Rank by aieo(m): 8:18pm On Apr 11, 2013
Just watching from da bench! Cos some dudes are sick nd way doper! Illscriptz I salute ohhh :PJust watching from da bench! Cos some dudes are sick nd way doper! Illscriptz I salute ohhh
Re: Flow For Rank by DEADLINEZ: 8:19pm On Apr 11, 2013
mewn ffr dry ooo weytin happin...#Sad#
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:02pm On Apr 11, 2013
DEADLINEZ: mewn ffr dry ooo weytin happin...#Sad#

I guess this is the end for me and FFR.
. . . chucking up my deuces!!
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:08pm On Apr 11, 2013
Peace!
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:32pm On Apr 11, 2013
mikuz:

I guess this is end for me and FFR.
. . . chucking up my deuces!!
lwkmd.. U joking, right? :- :- :- :-
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 1:56am On Apr 12, 2013
but seriously, wtf?? since yesterday, here's been dead. . .

nw Mike is talking of quitting i guess. . . . gringringrin

Ibime dat long ago but still spits at anytime. . . .be ye nt afraid MIKUZ aint going no wia
Re: Flow For Rank by Animetum: 7:07am On Apr 12, 2013
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Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 7:14am On Apr 12, 2013
Lemme try to Wake this place again...I hope I wunt regret it!
Re: Flow For Rank by nosagold(m): 7:20am On Apr 12, 2013
Cooking up a lil something

Bunch of liars and thieves/. . .but I fire wack Gs. . ./ The way I "drop tracks" like a "retired athlete"/

See I'm the man yo/ . . .plus I'm a damn pro. . ./like "ladies in menopause"... This "ppussy can't flow"/

I spit with no limits man/ . . .I can kill a jam. . ./ Niggas say I'm a "stingy eve"... Cuz "I don't give a-damn"(adam)/

This dude can't flow s.hit//. . .You recite old spits. . ./ come with your arsenal... But I keep my 9 behind my back... Like LUCAS PODOLSKI/

I bust with ease/ that's y they loving me/Nosa's like a broken rubber(condom)... You dudes can't ffuck with him/

I wreck Gs/ 'cause I'm deadly/ this mc/ ain't my lecturer, he shouldn't test me/

Its a known fact/ that y'all are broke cats/I'll give these dudes"free periods" cause they got "no class"/

My lyrics kill y'all /I eat this beef raw/I'll be quick to "shift u" like I'm on a pc keyboard/

I got hits/. . . but you dudes cannot spit/ so "I'll cook your bowels" till you come up with some "hot sshit"/

Nosa
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 8:22am On Apr 12, 2013
nosa gold: Cooking up a lil something

Bunch of liars and thieves/. . .but I fire wack Gs. . ./ The way I "drop
tracks" like a "retired athlete"/

See I'm the man yo/ . . .plus I'm a damn pro. . ./like "ladies in
menopause"... This "ppussy can't flow"/

I spit with no limits man/ . . .I can kill a jam. . ./ Niggas say I'm a
stingy eve... Cuz I don't give a-damn/

This dude can't flow s.hit//. . .You recite old spits. . ./ come with
your arsenal... But I keep my 9 behind my back... Like LUCAS PODOLSKI/

I bust with ease/ that's y they loving me/Nosa's like a broken rubber...
You dudes can't ffuck with him/

I wreck Gs/ 'cause I'm deadly/ this mc/ ain't my lecturer, he shouldn't
test me/

Its a known fact/ that y'all are broke cats/I'll give these dudes"free
periods" cause they got "no class"/

My lyrics kill y'all /I eat this beef raw/I'll be quick to "shift u"
like I'm on a pc keyboard/

I got hits/. . . but you dudes cannot spit/ so "I'll cook your bowels"
till you come up with some "hot sshit"/

Nosa

serzly?? lyk wtf? . . . .u wanted to come up with dis against me??

damn! am fucking surprised. . .shid is cool!
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:19am On Apr 12, 2013
im not a Samurai . . . but I fight like Japanese warriors/ channel my verbs . I use M-net Action . to bring Halloween horror/
Phuck touts! I engage in fierce mortal kombat . . . than street fighters/

Defender of the Uni-Verse . . . Aleksandar Kolarov/ 2wice of hercules . . . lyrically im over-strong/
Im like sheep in a wolf's clothing . . . that diamond in the rough!/

thats ma crown so no Psquare ish . just Gimme That/ go have ya bloodbath . . . you stinkin' rat/ since the days of old i've been winnin' bout/
And unless you a dentist . . . don't look a gift horse in the mouth!/

drop Serendipity . . . with Force I be sendin' packing/ bunch of anchorites . . . for their Nun Sense sparring/
Head you in the nostril . leavin' kicks in ya tummy . . . thats a Double Whammy!/

corned Beef . bitter as soured vine/ venoms I vomit are like poisoned wine/
So eat, drink and be merry . . . for tommorow you die!/

Ya lame in your own Island . . . but here I Diss Strict/ take him to resturant . make the Bay Bee sit/
Pull his dome from its neck . . . crack his skull . have his brain eighty-sixed!/
Your not rappin' . . . you sayin' bullshit/ specialize in Coke Dealings . so im not who you Brew with/
Drop his head in front of stereo speakers . . . now Face the Music!/

on your Knees . now Bow to the world's illy netcee/ my act is a stone-cold Li Lian Jie . . . its Dead Lee/
Barrage his base with hungry Sharks & Hyenas . . . transform his royal palace into a home of feedin' frenzies!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:46am On Apr 12, 2013
Satisfied wif nothing so i bring drum full-of-death/
i bring my drugs to ail the scum-who's-not-full-of-health/
MIC, my phone and middle finger... Tool-of-best/
ain't sleak-dah-principal, but i've got the school-4-best/
well i'on assume-ur-text is wack cos i know u prune-2-test/
hit haterz with a blue sedan, 2 have d blue-on-vest/
we true-to-dem/
cos with bible in left hand and rap book on the right we preach-2-dem/
i preach-d-gospel-of-rap/
so when u hear me shout 'hail mary', knw its the d rap u 'cart-or-lick{catholic} till u breach-d-pummel-of-tap/ i'll continue lerra
Re: Flow For Rank by sleakid(m): 2:06pm On Apr 12, 2013
aint no place like homd..
NAIRALAND
Re: Flow For Rank by Emaprince: 2:39pm On Apr 12, 2013
Ibime: I told Streets. . . .go to FFR and drop us a feature/
Show these niggas that you hotter than ether/ when you rocking the speaker/
but instead of following the proper procedure/
he saw it as an opportunity for mocking the teacher/
This ignorant peasant/ shouldna been skipping his sessions/
cos his wack audios show. . . he didn't finish his lessons/
but I'm proud of my students' progress/ cos they exuding dopeness/ grin
while your skills fall off. . . your verse was truly hopeless/
Mathematical radical, cannibal with mechanical mandible/
Stop imitating Canibus. . . and spit something tangible!/
I got a masters in Maths and Algorithm Engineering/
So ya pseudo-scientific bullshít aint appealing/
Qualified Management accountant. . . money long to the ceiling/
but I still eat emcees with ease when I get the feeling/
And I'm proud of my proteges/ cos they know the ways/
I sick Mik or Thunder on your áss. . . if you don't behave!/
Ya raps falling off just like the older days/
I'm consistent cos I do this leisurely. . . homie, no be race/
Now time for some throwaways. . .


I treat my students like family/ and they drop bars that's eye candy/
but reading Streets latest verse. . . will lead you up a blind alley!!/
I know this nigga pretend/ but if he want beef, he better signal intent/
cos a cold blooded murder. . . will bring him to a spine shivering end!/
This shameful liar/ may retire/ when I aim and fire/
My name. . . Messiah!!/ cos dude beat me twice. . . but still they rate me higher!/
cos my level is better/ He aint testing me. . . never!/
My money cause friction. . . but he couldn't rub two pennies together!/
This dude wanna cause brouhaha/ by claiming that he balling harder/ when he hawking gala/
so next time you eat sausage batter. . . the thought of this poorly bagger. . .
. . should lead to an uproar of portly laughter!/
You best protect ya head like you tryna board okada/
I bring the house down when I torch the rafters/
I'm always greeted with applause and rapture/ cos I'm the boss and gaffer/
I'm no 1. . .so this boring rapper/
can only 'Second E'. . .like cities on the shores of Ghana!!/
Test me? I'll ensure your chapter/
won't have a 'romantic' ending. . .cos any attempt to 'flirt' with death. . .will only 'court' disaster!/
oNe

phocking ripped it!!!

guy weting happen to ur battle with mike?..this closer shoulda done it..the verse can win any battle.

THANK YOU FOR THIS VERSE!...this is the type i learnt from
Re: Flow For Rank by sleakid(m): 9:30pm On Apr 12, 2013
Truly they knw we Rep NL even duh most of us stil dominate fb groups
e.g
#ILLSCRIPT NOW IN FINALS AT RAP VILLA REVIVAL CHAMPIONSHIP ISH
#SLEAKID AND BARACK O'BARZ NOW THE OFFICIAL LIGHT WEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF IMORTALRAP GROUP TAG TEAM,
#MIKUZ KNOWN FOR DDOPENESS
#JUST TODAY ICEBERG AND I KICKD IT AT ILLSQUAD.. And dey feelin it

i need not say names here hav crossd borders.. i mean who havent heard of y'al reppin FFR?
just fah fun.. Dunno if peeps wil see sense in this..
Streets, ibime, mikuz, illscript, emaprince and the rest, iceberg, nosa and 5naira.. Infact y'all dopes present..
.
Wat y'all think if we av a battle wit any group at facebook? Kinda Nairaland vs any fb group.. Tiz plain and simple. If y'al see sense in diz, i believe mikuz can handle the rest..
Just saying
tanx

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Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 10:11pm On Apr 12, 2013
SLEAKID...Am In brother....lets Kick the shiit!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by DEADLINEZ: 10:30pm On Apr 12, 2013
mewn i must confess NL vets are d best n am rilly learnin alot 4rm dz realm...n som1 help me ask oga mik whr d Bleep is goin cos i neva learn finish ooo...so bera sit ur ass down n gv ur student d best....
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:37pm On Apr 12, 2013
sleakid: Truly they knw we Rep NL even duh most of us stil dominate fb groups
e.g
#ILLSCRIPT NOW IN FINALS AT RAP VILLA REVIVAL CHAMPIONSHIP ISH
#SLEAKID AND BARACK O'BARZ NOW THE OFFICIAL LIGHT WEIGHT CHAMPIONS OF IMORTALRAP GROUP TAG TEAM,
#MIKUZ KNOWN FOR DDOPENESS
#JUST TODAY ICEBERG AND I KICKD IT AT ILLSQUAD.. And dey feelin it

i need not say names here hav crossd borders.. i mean who havent heard of y'al reppin FFR?
just fah fun.. Dunno if peeps wil see sense in this..
Streets, ibime, mikuz, illscript, emaprince and the rest, iceberg, nosa and 5naira.. Infact y'all dopes present..
.
Wat y'all think if we av a battle wit any group at facebook? Kinda Nairaland vs any fb group.. Tiz plain and simple. If y'al see sense in diz, i believe mikuz can handle the rest..
Just saying
tanx
when d stage z set, i wanna be involved too.. PEACE
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 10:50pm On Apr 12, 2013
Did illscript beat Mikuz in their FB semifinal?
Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:52pm On Apr 12, 2013
Uhn. . .yea ok!. . .itz crizzy! . . .qat max on dah beat!

.
Bridge: i heard bitin aint a good thinq. . .so ah plan to stop . . .shoutout to all dah real vetz. . .niqqy z bak! *clearz throat* erm. . .
.
Verse 1: makin ma doe rise. . .livin d life of bake away/take away! Wit ma niqqy'z we roll dice. . .break away/lyk we put d k in d car. . .dudez beta make way/crizzy aint a fan of b.k. . .so beta take fake away//

im 'so sick' makin ghost beat to get 'tha green'/13 in a 13/im so 'whole' lyk 'synedoche'. . .haterz rantin/hez a biter! ...he should quit rap!.. Dem Still struggling/nw im so everywia...even encyclopedia knwz criz! Kip searchin//

crizzy so d.ope . .u dont wanna sm0ke him/test him/u can beat him?/joke of d year! No wonder u call him/an "empty vessel" so yo' could "feel him"//
.
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Hook:: haterz all around me. . .dey tryna stop me. . . So 47 in a gee. . .d last M.O.B!
.
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Verse 2: dj 5 naira?? Still wit d silver b?/i rep d old skul killer chevy/i shot u all round. .dunz hurt/ill scripts momma so short/we could see her legz in her passport/hw come?? Maestro'z dad a dumb photographer . . .Behind rot//
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Who else z qat d world under his feet/killin heart beatz/throwin badt hitz/ nd u claimin d kingz seat?/try d afta life! Ur mum dis, ur mum dat. . .suck her ti.tz//
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 10:56pm On Apr 12, 2013
Ibime: Did illscript beat Mikuz in their FB semifinal?
mikuz lost...he didnt go through me!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by sleakid(m): 11:00pm On Apr 12, 2013
Ibime: Did illscript beat Mikuz in their FB semifinal?
lolz question is funny
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 11:24pm On Apr 12, 2013
crizzy: Uhn. . .yea ok!. . .itz crizzy! . . .qat max on dah beat!

.
Bridge: i heard bitin aint a good thinq. . .so ah plan to stop . . .shoutout to all dah real vetz. . .niqqy z bak! *clearz throat* erm. . .
.
Verse 1: makin ma doe rise. . .livin d life of bake away/take away! Wit ma niqqy'z we roll dice. . .break away/lyk we put d k in d car. . .dudez beta make way/crizzy aint a fan of b.k. . .so beta take fake away//

im 'so sick' makin ghost beat to get 'tha green'/13 in a 13/im so 'whole' lyk 'synedoche'. . .haterz rantin/hez a biter! ...he should quit rap!.. Dem Still struggling/nw im so everywia...even encyclopedia knwz criz! Kip searchin//

crizzy so d.ope . .u dont wanna sm0ke him/test him/u can beat him?/joke of d year! No wonder u call him/an "empty vessel" so yo' could "feel him"//
.
.
Hook:: haterz all around me. . .dey tryna stop me. . . So 47 in a gee. . .d last M.O.B!
.
.
Verse 2: dj 5 naira?? Still wit d silver b?/i rep d old skul killer chevy/i shot u all round. .dunz hurt/ill scripts momma so short/we could see her legz in her passport/hw come?? Maestro'z dad a dumb photographer . . .Behind rot//
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Who else z qat d world under his feet/killin heart beatz/throwin badt hitz/ nd u claimin d kingz seat?/try d afta life! Ur mum dis, ur mum dat. . .suck her ti.tz//

I use a Merlin wand to carryout any of my Harry Pottings/ firstly, turn ya gal Pusssy to an Ice Cream cone . . . when im about Licking/
True talk/ her buttock/ Round, Yellow, very Soft . . . like Over Riped Tangerine!/
Moment ma Tongue Tip/ hit her Nervy Clit/ . . . ''she started shaking all over, making a hell of noise'' . . . like I WAS MANHANDLING A TAMBORINE!!!/
My blood is hot . wrath filled to its brim . . . like the water im about drinking/
im sure to leave more Holes on his chest than Shirt Buttons!/ cuz my bullet would leave crizz Straight, Stiffed & Stone Cold . . . like Corpse lying on their back inside Coffin!/

Just to play with sand, this small boy Tip-Toed/ ya Game is childish . . . you quick to forget I Rip Bones/ but certainly 'twil be thorough beating for the b.astard when I get hold of him & Take him Home!/
activate Inertia dude ...so u go & Rest/ cuz peeps would think you a leper with ya 10 Fingers Bent/ like you were Pinging with your BB Phone!!/

Hes Dad, when i've never been born/ he'd die of Pre-mature E.jaculation . . . thats if I should open my Magazine of Pun/ I blaze with Delight . . . his eyes will surely go blind if he keeps staring at this Son!/

I don't use my legs . . . my fruity talks can go/ like im shouting back at a dumb elderly ...MAN GO!/
Im reaping d.ope rhymez . but HIS ...still Hanging on Tree Stem . . . like Unriped Mangoes!/

I never mastered Biology, so I aint into Lactic/ twil be your Blood in a Chalice . . . the only thing this Cat Lick!!/
Tis like I pressed the 'start button' and scrolled to 'formation settings' . . . the way im Changing Tactics!/

ma Tongue of Flames ever resting on the head of these Jokers ...or Akpos Tools/ so 'tis total Meltdown for these Wacks . . . like Burning Candles/

Crizz is not d.ope/ he only comes up with Looney Tunes, Merries Melodies . . . . Thats all, Folks!/
But 1 punch/ would leave the lad going 'round in circles' . . . like SECONDS IN WALL CLOCK!!/

Was your brain Flashed? . . . cuz sincerely theres Nothing In It/ your verses are Chinua Achebe Novels . . . pure Pre-Writtens!/
But im rest assured, cuz i've placed Mosquito Net over my lyrics so it doesn't get BITTEN!!!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:28pm On Apr 12, 2013
DJ5NAIRA, i feel u jawe.. Imagine dat biter dissing us.. I won't reply him now but i would.. Later
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:44pm On Apr 12, 2013
No thanks to a bunch of wack haters, it was supposed to have been an Illscripts vs Mikuz final . . .

Ukeme Ulquiorra Uduak

Pls note his name kingsley Mikuz
Ezeala (M, K, E)
Ist off, I apologise for dat LAST
BATTLE, a keystyle put me and
frank in d same WACK SADDLE...
But now THAT MOOD's CHANGED/
See AH BRUISE LAMES and Hell
already HAD U CLAIMED so when
I'm done yall gon see 'MK in a
box' ...... BRAND NEW GAME (-_-)
(Lost to Hel'ion)
See I could RIP HIM OR CHOKE
BREATHE outta this WEAKLING's
UNGROWN VERSE, Ur like "ice in
sahara".. no ones FEELING UR
COLD THREATS!/
Ibime turns u on! mere thoughts
be KEEPING YOUR HOLE TENSED So
dont act tough cuz facing Doom
we saw 'M brace'... like a MEETING
OF OLD FRIENDS !//
And my fire strong, DESTROYS
ZONES AND RANCHES, LEAVE UR
BONES BLACK AND WEAK and
they'll find 'M bars' WITH SOME
COAL AND ASHES when I SPLIT YA
RATIONAL THOUGHTS/
I SEE YA PASSION AS NAUGHT cuz
a single punch will 'give u a
change of timezones' like
INTERNATIONAL CLOCKS!!/
My FIST HAVE THIS HO STUNNED,
ur HITS LACK DEVOTION cuz Ur
"too weak to kill" like cyanide
CRYSTALS IN OCEANS!/
Ill DISPATCH THIS LOW SCUM! its
funny.. D broke kid brags on
Nairaland but only time 'M eats'
is when SIGNALS IN MOTION!//


Kingsley Mikuz Ezeala

My verse against Uduak

This LINE STRECTHING FAKE IS
LAME/ so Ill SILENCE THE GAY WITH
PAIN/
. . my sword split UK in two . .
like I was BISECTING GREAT
BRITAIN!!/
I 'cock' my gun to make a rout
commence/ and rip this 'owl' in
shreds/ . . so he better 'chicken'
out . . or Ill make him suffer a
death-penalty for his 'fowl'
offence!!/
My rhymes make this dude
suffer/ cos the swines a true
sucker/
so Ill prepare an axe to give him
a 'fractional slash'(/) like I was
'dividing two numbers'!!/
I BLOW UP THIS FAGGIT/ cos he
RHYMES SO SOFT AND TRAGIC/
. . I hang him with a Usb cable . .
and put U3 out of existence like
MICRO-SOFT AND SANDISK!!!/

One of the voters . . .


Essien Andikan

ok no vex if ma English z 2 wack
4 ya.. believe me i try so hard
ok how about this??
ryme- u3
punchline- u3
metaz- u3
wordplay- u3
flow- u3
personalz- u3
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 11:49pm On Apr 12, 2013
crizzy: ill scripts momma so short/we could see her legz in her passport/
http://www.qfak.com/entertainment_music/jokes_riddles/?id=1671253#.UWiOyV18uo8

BUSTED!
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 11:53pm On Apr 12, 2013
MIKE, dat was bad of em. . .well all we can do is say ITS A PITY BRO. . .DAT U LOST


*sobs* gringrin
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 11:56pm On Apr 12, 2013
SLEAK. . .t'l b fun. . .crazy fun, especially if we whoop dem!

#TEAMIREPNL
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 12:09am On Apr 13, 2013
GLACIERZ!:
MIKE, dat was bad of em. . .well all we can do is say ITS A PITY BRO. . .DAT U LOST



*sobs* gringrin

. . . like you gon' lose to Sleak at Illsquard!!

tongue
Re: Flow For Rank by sleakid(m): 12:14am On Apr 13, 2013
mikuz:

. . . like you gon' lose to Sleak at Illsquard!!

tongue
anyway mike just think bout the nairaland vs fb..
Re: Flow For Rank by liljboy(m): 6:33am On Apr 13, 2013
@mikus... You never even see anything, u3 of a guy is a well known dickrider. Who no know am? Unless a newbie. He's good in soliciting for votes, match fixing and others. He's an admin in one of d facebook group, n he dey carry am for head like say la en papa house. During a tourney he'll battle kids first den fix a vet so if he wins he'll start bragging. Voted against me last time just to battle my opponent.
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 6:38am On Apr 13, 2013
sleakid: anyway mike just think bout the nairaland vs fb..
but Sleak,do u think this Fb judges Will Actually let some NL ninjas come 4rm nowhere and Whoop em all.....I mean how sincere can the verdicts be?

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