Limerick:
I swear, U Gat the d0pESt verses today. GOD, Am nOT wHiNinG You!

thanks.

hahahaha, coogar

Whats all dese magics in here... Telling paper is heavier dan rock?? its enough... Mikuz ur gud.. I read ur lines and is wonderful... People point out weak bars in urs but end up not seeing even dia worst ones.... I cannot support evil in hia.. Calling black white is not of my talents..... Insults aint punchlines... trolling aint punchlines... Bullying aint punchlines.. Replying everyone hu does not agree with you aint punchlines..... Figuring only weakness of opponents and critically untoticing dia strength aint punchlines... All dese is turning to politics... Not raps and punchlines.....

Testerfuze: . Its ok...you can kip tryin tho

issokay...maybe next life cos presently sef my hardcore still dey sound like westlife #erigga

Airmark
i've been trying to log in to my e-mail for exactly 3days nows but its somehow impossible
is there anyway else i can post it? Like facebook?


SAW

This agbero is very bitchy and dissappointingly very childish. Nigga behaves like a 10 year old high school bully. Derailing threads like a restive teenager. This is FFR - a thread for practising raps and not a gossip arena. The last rubbish the kid wrote has shown he can't dig 99% of my rhymes. I'm through with the kid. I'ma leave my sparring for a matured netcee. I might as well go back to my sparing with Teddybiyasi, this big baby aint the got answer : acting too childish for my liking.

I shouldn't be derailing, but nigs got to chat at the chat room thread and flow at the flow for rank thread

Coogar y don't u just reply with a tite verse cus I rili lyk seeing ur verses insted of findin faults.
Btw how can I quote more dan 1 verse

Limerick:

Haha , I dey your back 2, 4, 7...infact, I wanted to.......... *holds back*

You a chi...chi....chicken? what's with the holding back/thought ur gidigba dey my back/come on, I don't bite. Ain't Bingo or Jack/get out those words from your stack/and remember not to say white is black/

PaulThor: Whats all dese magics in here... Telling paper is heavier dan rock?? its enough... Mikuz ur gud.. I read ur lines and is wonderful... People point out weak bars in urs but end up not seeing even dia worst ones.... I cannot support evil in hia.. Calling black white is not of my talents..... Insults aint punchlines... trolling aint punchlines... Bullying aint punchlines.. Replying everyone hu does not agree with you aint punchlines..... Figuring only weakness of opponents and critically untoticing dia strength aint punchlines... All dese is turning to politics... Not raps and punchlines.....

God bless your ma!







YeaYeaNot

yeyenatu:

You a chi...chi....chicken? what's with the holding back/thought ur gidigba dey my back/come on, I don't bite. Ain't Bingo or Jack/get out those words from your stack/and remember not to say white is black/





God bless your ma!







YeaYeaNot

Hey Chic. . . Its a Confidential something

Don't give attention to a bytch emcee. Simples.


FFR done turn to gossip section cos y'all give attention to a known biter, a mentally insane, jobless 32 year old ninja with nothing better to do than troll all day on NL in every section. Some of y'all haven't been on NL long enough. The dude is well known. Jackal, Le Chak, Sauron, Hannibal, Xerxes, Cougar, Coogar. Ignore the ninja. He ain't got the answer.

Limerick:
Hey Chic. . . Its a Confidential something

I downloaded Blaqbonez' diss at Youngsix yesterday, and I was amazed, the dude is good, and that "ashes" line was deep and d0pe, It got me hungry to hear you spit, send me the link to ya song, not a voice note, a song! Since ya elder brother Emeka is d0pe, who knows? You could be d0pe

Okay ooo

Limerick:
Hey Chic. . . Its a Confidential something

......
Alright then/seem a lil' like U're being Superficial/ its cute buh me think it doesn't suit u to b Artificial/ come on, I know you can be, if u try, an Intellectual/so unzip the load, hun, let's see if it's Monumental /i promise..NOT... to keep it Confidential/

I know I can be a little Electrifying/trust me, I tickle cos its Satisfying/ the haters keep hating cos dia lameness I'm Amplifying/buh this biatch ain't gonn' result into Simplifying/

Imma take my shine/with stars imma freely dine/gulp dem losers down with old wine/ this bootylicious is confident and I'm simply fine/

You fantasized/this **taps boobs* its Actualized/ put words together till I'm Satisfied/ i'm fine with wia I am, y'all remain Petrified/ and some ** Limerick** remain Stupefied/... i'm a charmer and don't I know it, so get Charmed...






YeaYeaNot

yeyenatu: Okay ooo


......
Alright then/seem a lil' like U're being Superficial/ its cute buh me think it doesn't suit u to b Artificial/ come on, I know you can be, if u try, an Intellectual/so unzip the load, hun, let's see if it's Monumental /i promise..NOT... to keep it Confidential/

I know I can be a little Electrifying/trust me, I tickle cos its Satisfying/ the haters keep hating cos dia lameness I'm Amplifying/buh this biatch ain't gonn' result into Simplifying/

Imma take my shine/with stars imma freely dine/gulp dem losers down with old wine/ this bootylicious is confident and I'm simply fine/

You fantasized/this **taps boobs* its Actualized/ put words together till I'm Satisfied/ i'm fine with wia I am, y'all remain Petrified/ and some ** Limerick** remain Stupefied/... i'm a charmer and don't I know it, so get Charmed...






YeaYeaNot

*packs d1
ck*

Huh? You are a bad Ermm Ermmm jor.


No packing of d1ck




YeaYeaNot

Tiyazman: *packs d1
ck*

Ibime: Don't give attention to a bytch emcee. Simples.


FFR done turn to gossip section cos y'all give attention to a known biter, a mentally insane, jobless 32 year old ninja with nothing better to do than troll all day on NL in every section. Some of y'all haven't been on NL long enough. The dude is well known. Jackal, Le Chak, Sauron, Hannibal, Xerxes, Cougar, Coogar. Ignore the ninja. He ain't got the answer.

the fatfück yaps his mouth again....
after getting decapitated, i can understand the reason you are bütthurt. jobless 32 year-old? says the fat OAP that is 43. you are fat as a pig, adipose cells have blocked your central nervous system & you are still here spotting boring & bland bars that i was doing when i was 6.

ibime, when are you going to leave this place? you are too old to be slanging lines. your mates are CEOs.....you are what every young nigerian shouldn't aspire to be - a failure of epic proportions. you failed at amateur football cos you were always in the kitchen(too fat). your rap career went south cos you are asthmatic. you are a postman in the UK - how do you expect to feed your family with that?

i have a brand new keke-napep in naija, can you drive?

mikuz: This agbero is very bitchy and dissappointingly very childish. Nigga behaves like a 10 year old high school bully. Derailing threads like a restive teenager. This is FFR - a thread for practising raps and not a gossip arena. The last rubbish the kid wrote has shown he can't dig 99% of my rhymes. I'm through with the kid. I'ma leave my sparring for a matured netcee. I might as well go back to my sparing with Teddybiyasi, this big baby aint the got answer : acting too childish for my liking.

buhahahaha
come & explain how your bars are worth more than a grammy. your creativity died with chinua achebe. ever since the great man died, you lost your intellectual prowess. you are so lame these days, you have lost every iota of respect from the newbies.

what happened to you? how can you rhyme granny with grammy & then claim your bars are worth more than grammy? mr achebe of battle rap - lyrics fall apart. you are a disgrace to edo state. if this is the best edo has got then oshiomole should merge with delta & go back to the old bendel state.

Slenderman: Coogar y don't u just reply with a tite verse cus I rili lyk seeing ur verses insted of findin faults.
Btw how can I quote more dan 1 verse

it's a waste of time for me bro, 99% of my bars are over their heads here. achebe of rap couldn't even decipher my "life is a steak" bar. why should i drop jewels in a pig sty?

So yeyenatu's a dude, hahahaha.



Phuckyouhard, why do you keep duckin? I accepted your c/o. Bastard

ckushy: So yeyenatu's a dude, hahahaha.



Phuckyouhard, why do you keep duckin? I accepted your c/o. Bastard

Y'all should stop insulting my personality. I'm as dude-ishh as 30dd cup on a Jada Pinkett body. So if that's what a dude is, y'all should just line yourselves up and let me show how dudey I can be. Or Y'all can suck my sushi!!! *slips hair*

Shyte! Here goes the lost kitten again!!!!




YeaYeaNot

yeyenatu: Huh? You are a bad Ermm Ermmm jor.


No packing of d1ck




YeaYeaNot

May we collab na, I meean; the other kinda collabo

yeyenatu:

Y'all should stop insulting my personality. I'm as dude-ishh as 30dd cup on a Jada Pinkett body. So if that's what a dude is, y'all should just line yourselves up and let me show how dudey I can be. Or Y'all can suck my sushi!!! *slips hair*

Shyte! Here goes the lost kitten again!!!!




YeaYeaNot

Its like I'm reading Arabic...

ckushy: So yeyenatu's a dude, hahahaha.

Phuckyouhard, why do you keep duckin? I accepted your c/o. Bastard

yeyenatu is a hermaph suffering from an identity crisis. kim already told me he/she suffers from leprosy........if i manage to assemble all the telescopes on the planet to develop a super-telescope that can see into planets jupiter & saturn, i still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in yeyenatu.

she's a boil on the arsë of humanity!

Why is she always talking 'bout her sushi,boobs,asss... To cover up your Identity? Or your being Bitchy?

ckushy: Why is she always talking 'bout her sushi,boobs,asss... To cover up your Identity? Or your being Bitchy?

to lure lizards like ibime & mikuz to her lair & defraud them.

this thread is f*cked!

Seun, I need you to rename this account to G'IYAZ for me! It's now my oldest account Since I deactivated god_of_music and Mukina2 banned JasonVerbz to 2106!

Rename this account to G'IYAZ please!!! I will do anything to assist you in the process. Plus, I'm telling you this cause I don't wanna create another account! It's against the rules of Nairaland, and I'm a law abiding thoroughbred!

Rename this Tiyazman to G'IYAZ. God Bless You!

coogar:

the fatfück yaps his mouth again....
after getting decapitated, i can understand the reason you are bütthurt. jobless 32 year-old? says the fat OAP that is 43. you are fat as a pig, adipose cells have blocked your central nervous system & you are still here spotting boring & bland bars that i was doing when i was 6.

ibime, when are you going to leave this place? you are too old to be slanging lines. your mates are CEOs.....you are what every young nigerian shouldn't aspire to be - a failure of epic proportions. you failed at amateur football cos you were always in the kitchen(too fat). your rap career went south cos you are asthmatic. you are a postman in the UK - how do you expect to feed your family with that?

i have a brand new keke-napep in naija, can you drive?



buhahahaha
come & explain how your bars are worth more than a grammy. your creativity died with chinua achebe. ever since the great man died, you lost your intellectual prowess. you are so lame these days, you have lost every iota of respect from the newbies.

what happened to you? how can you rhyme granny with grammy & then claim your bars are worth more than grammy? mr achebe of battle rap - lyrics fall apart. you are a disgrace to edo state. if this is the best edo has got then oshiomole should merge with delta & go back to the old bendel state.




it's a waste of time for me bro, 99% of my bars are over their heads here. achebe of rap couldn't even decipher my "life is a steak" bar. why should i drop jewels in a pig sty?

haha coogar you're something else..

Coogar, I Call You Out. 32Lines All Criteria Battle. Looser Gets Banned.

All of a sudden...some new faces are now visiting here to suck cooger's balls...smh

Piercing korlinx arny left eye
He advances no further/..hot knives in his wife, am a cold murderer/ he has to bless me and curse others/ or customs will be bribed…he won’t cross borders/………………he won’t get a ‘fat salary’ though he’s an ‘Obese Worker’/ he’s a breadwinner that never copped margarine………..his tongue wont taste today’s butter/………….the big issue’s on the map………….he needs G.P.S to trace matters/ he’s a great biter…….gifted with the ability to Paraphrase Patterns/………but in Arenas he’s vulture’s food……..his combat skills couldn’t amaze Spartans/
He’s got enormous cocks in his ass………….now he has Trouble Farting/..Put them ‘clippers on his facials’….give his ‘cheeks a Double Parting’/………his heap of accumulated bitten lines amounts to Nothing/..’Life is a Race’…..i ll’ over-oil his fingers and make him ‘Drop the Baton’/
He’s been bare footed till he won the Promo Sneakers/ semen drips from his teeth….dicks rock him like a Homo Guitar/……he had a sweetened flavor till I soured with vinegar sponge and YoYo Bitters/…he follows me on Twitter..like a Cyber Stalker/………please ‘give him food’….cos’ the only time he ‘draws’ attention is when he eats ‘Okra’/……………………like ‘lip gloss’, my dick’s been in his mum’s mouth Lately/……if he ‘drives’ ya’ll Crazy……’pot holes’ will swallow his tyres Daily………………to ensure his road travel ain’t smooth…..watch the wack stutter/ he lacks order/ his damsels will be sodomised if he has Daughters/ severe his spine with incisors till his back suffers/….present him as ‘burnt offering’ to Jah’s Altar/…he couldn’t pay for the ‘upper room’…he’s a broke ass pauper/………Rendezvous is the un-raked Gutter/. That’s where he ll’ be munching his ‘last supper’/..in Abattoirs he ll’ be nicely butchered/.through the exit door he ll’ be untimely ushered/……..i ll’ burst his ego if its swells like Goitre/.in ‘maracana’ its an all day slaughter/ his balling technique will falter……………am engaging my german machines’ to rip his Brazilian heart with a Juvi Jab Soccer/…..roughen his skin with my claws………am the black Panther/……he can’t compare with my wizardry…am great grand son of Zedicus Zol Zolander/ I can go magical in germany like a Merlin in Berlin/ or morgana de la fay……….his crystal ball’s tattered……..his prophesies re’ battered…..he’s a bastard/..his signals are on S.O.S……translation is Service on Sallah/……a bow legged Toddler/.he was caught stealing….he ll’ be paraded naked from ketu to Akoka/ …the mob will lynch, put a tyre round his neck and burn him faster than pot on gas cookers/….you can view on youtube.com…….thanks to camera phones of Onlookers/ he’s a bonifide Nuisance/……..am donning Mohammed Ali’s Gloves to Sucker Punch You/ I Crunch Fools/ I ll’ leave you with a Hanstring and Twisted Ankles/ or better still I ll’ have your dreams abducted like President Jonathan’s Uncle/.he’s an almost put out Star…he no longer Twinkles/………..his janitor was massacred…his christmas bells don’t jingle/..he’s faded, rusted and wrinkled/….he’s out of ‘shape’ now…..i ll’ deposit his remains in ‘ cylinders’ like Pringles’/………………his Skeleton ends up in my Cupboard like White Camfors/………..if he was lightening he couldn’t ‘strike’ Campus/ on his stomach I ll’ Run Tractors/..he’s like Paul Walker…a legendary but Dead Actor/……..he couldn’t spit clean if he drank Dettol/..top artistes will never have his ass featured/….stained the synoptic gospels with his blood cos I stabbed with the scriptures/………….looted his tithes and widow’s mites like a Fake Pastor/he’s an Unpolished ‘Yoruba Creature’….mics die down on hearing his Destructive ‘H Factor’/……he’s been erased like an error on papers/…………..he couldn’t ‘plot a plan’ if he strategized on ‘Acre’s/.he’s been castrated and sent without balls to his maker/……….like ‘Solomon Grundy’ a week was the life cycle of this fake brat/..give him a porter’s wheel….he’s an ignoramus in the Stage Craft/..a lie detector certifies my speech………..all I do is state facts/…..he’s crying now…am consoling and telling him to take heart/…..he’s still laddened with sadness..i had to squeeze his face just to ‘put a smile’/// …he’s got to love me..i mean even ‘archaeologists’ ‘dig my style’ ////

Tiyazman: Seun, I need you to rename this account to G'IYAZ for me! It's now my oldest account Since I deactivated god_of_music and Mukina2 banned JasonVerbz to 2106!
Rename this account to G'IYAZ please!!! I will do anything to assist you in the process. Plus, I'm telling you this cause I don't wanna create another account! It's against the rules of Nairaland, and I'm a law abiding thoroughbred!
Rename this Tiyazman to G'IYAZ. God Bless You!

You're on your own. He'll never change it, so many people have practically gone on their knees to beg for name change but he just ignored them......or maybe he'll break tradition and change yours after all because he wants to prove me wrong/make me look bad