HR.hotness:

My ode to my Nigerian man. . .
He has the swagger that turns heads and melts hearts
He knows how to handle his business and take care of his family
He knows how to have a good time and show a girl a good time
He drives me mad with desire, mad with anger and just plain mad. . .
He has no romantic bone in his body but u know he’s crazy about u by the way he holds u close…
He’ll lose his temper because u r away when he really means to say he misses u
He’ll complain about ur cooking but will chuff it down anyway
He’ll spend all night out hanging with d boys and checking out girls but its my arms he wants to sleep in every night
He may not be the classiest man in the world and he might be brutish in his ways but one thing u can always be sure if from my Nigerian, is that his emotions r pure and true
Despite what the Nigerian woman says, he is her perfect man!

Superb

n-guage:

Tell him it's just a simple compliment and you're already taken.

Why don't you handcuff her.Dude don't be sensitive,sentimental or emotional can't stand that in a man

TOYOSI20:

@ A-40,

Awwwwwww, That's nice to hear coming from ya, its all love

Its true jare.Please tell dude to stop being so emotional i was just being nice and saying the truth

Ebony-Silk:

Then y'all should do sth well appreciating.

Good answer. Trust you to always come up with the right things to say

j-girl:

Oh darl, you are so mistaken! You couldn't screw me even if I allowed you to bring an assistant. I need you to keep the feminist in me active.

i don't think an assistant would be in your best interest.  your vaginal orifice is not durable for that kind of pussy pummeling.

Some people are having a misconstrue about this thread!!!
It says:''Let Us Appreciate Our Nigerian Men
and not ''Let Us Appreciate Our Nairaland Men.
So quit being surprised for it actually wasn't created for you.

Ebony-Silk:

not too late

Okie, I guess, its Fedex for ya first thing tommorow morning.

H2O2:

i don't think an assistant would be in your best interest.  your vaginal orifice is not durable for that kind of pussy pummeling.

Yeah, you and your assistantS cannot get a rise out of me if you tried. That's why I asked you to go and screw yourself.
Appreciate the praises, you may never hear them this concentrated again.  

Busy_body:

Good answer. Trust you to always come up with the right things to say

I got it from you, aunty

Missy B:

Some people are having a misconstrue about this thread!!!
It says:''Let Us Appreciate Our Nigerian Men
and not ''Let Us Appreciate Our Nairaland Men.
So quit being surprised for it actually wasn't created for you.

rotflmao!!

TOYOSI20:

Okie, I guess, its Fedex for ya first thing tommorow morning.

why not wait till black friday!!

n-guage:

As much as we appreciate your appreciations, we'd rather be appreciated all year round.

You are really pushing it Chika98 when are we getting a time-out 24 hours is too bloody long

Morenike wan carry belle by force ohh.

Her Royal hotness. . Dalu ooh. I know they appreciate us too

wherever their is commotion,u will most def find iyalode

Ebony-Silk:

I got it from you, aunty

na, you are the baaaad influence on moi, you people have corrupted me

chika98:

Morenike wan carry belle by force ohh.

Her Royal hotness. . Dalu ooh. I know they appreciate us too

which one is this?

Plz no!! I'm too young to get stress mark

Morenike Pangolo Resident Ashi for Nairaland!!

@ chika

they appreciate us or else  

chika98:

Morenike wan carry belle by force ohh.

Her Royal hotness. . Dalu ooh. I know they appreciate us too

LMAO, she say she don born them already oo

@ Ebony,

Good Idea, I guess more stuff for you then,  

MrCrackles:

Morenike Pangolo Resident Ashi for Nairaland!!

this man!! jenny wey you dey?
make you take am back to yaba left

Busy_body:

na, you are the baaaad influence on moi, you people have corrupted me

me ke? Na u and jenny!!

TOYOSI20:

LMAO, she say she don born them already oo

@ Ebony,

Good Idea, I guess more stuff for you then,

lmao!! You were there for the first baby shower now!! Act, it was for both of us.
Congrats to n-g's sextuplets

Busy_body:

You are really pushing it Chika98 when are we getting a time-out 24 hours is too bloody long

DOn't worry hon. . 24 hrs is coming to an end soon.

HR.hotness:

@ chika

they appreciate us or else  

They do. Whether they like it or not!

Ebony-Silk:

rotflmao!!

Yes dear!!
And just before they hit their palm on the chest
to say ''I'm a Nigerian'':::::
The thread still says ''Nigerian[b]Men''[/b] and not ''Nigerian Kids/boyz''

@morenike

jenny don give her life to christ oooo,old things r passed away,behold i have become new 2nd corinthian5:17

whatever90:

@morenike

jenny don give her life to christ oooo,old things r passed away,behold i have become new 2nd corinthian5:17

Giving her life to Christ then I'm already in heaven myself.

j-girl:

Yeah, you and your assistantS cannot get a rise out of me if you tried. That's why I asked you to go and screw yourself.
Appreciate the praises, you may never hear them this concentrated again.  

better off screwing you, since you desperately need it.
lack of dick is turning you rosie o' donnell

chika98:

Giving her life to Christ then I'm already in heaven myself.

Well, am in Hawaii heaven too

H202: Dude where do we begin to appreciate you sef?

MrCrackles:

Morenike Pangolo Resident Ashi for Nairaland!!

whatever90:

wherever their is commotion,u will most def find iyalode

Oh no, that quick these people are back again Thought Brash had sorted out his one minute problem, I also lent him part of my student loan money to buy Viagra na, hope he didn't spend it on weave and false nails on that alagolo girl  

Ebony-Silk:


Congrats to n-g's sextuplets

Abeg o!!!

Ebony-Silk:

lmao!! You were there for the first baby shower now!! Act, it was for both of us.
Congrats to n-g's sextuplets

ROTFLMGAO, since when, . . . . . . . like u I don't want any stretch Marks right now,  

TOYOSI20:

ROTFLMGAO, since when, . . . . . . . like u I don't want any stretch Marks right now,  

As if u no already get one. Look well my dear. . you go find at least one.

Ebony-Silk:

this man!! jenny wey you dey?
make you take am back to yaba left

You don't like me abi No bring them come my yard o, abeg

chika98:

H202: Dude where do we begin to appreciate you sef?

my jump off apperciates me everyday.  your appreciation would be like 1c on the dollar: it's negligible.

Busy_body:

Oh no, that quick these people are back again Thought Brash had sorted out his one minute problem, I also lent him part of my student loan money to buy Viagra na, hope he didn't spend it on weave and false nails on that alagolo girl

rotflmao!!! 24 hrs na!! oh gosh!

n-guage:

Abeg o!!!

lmao!!
dnt tell me you're scared o.
You better not run away, God almighty will help you through it hahhahah
I know you're packing your bags, but think what TOYOSI will do to you when she finds you missing.

TOYOSI20:

ROTFLMGAO, since when, . . . . . . . like u I don't want any stretch Marks right now,

lmao!! berra tell n-g before. . . .