COURSE TITLE: Love Mathematics.
COURSE CODE: GMS122. All question carry equaL marks.
TIME: 2hrs, 30minutes.
1. If a GirL is in LOve fOr 10years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, what is the Formula for calculating such Love and Time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 6chicks At a time, using the Almighty Formula, calculate the expenses and Loss in handLing aLL of them?
(Question 3- For girLs only)
3. Using Laws Of Indices, calculate the disappearance of your boyfrnd whenever you demand for an iphone6.
(Question 4- For boys only)
4. You send an Airtime worth #1500 to ur gaLfrnd and she sends you a Please call me I Love You text, calculate the profit and Loss %tage of the Airtime being send and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
5. In not more than 10pages, what are the similitude between Orobo girLs and Lekpa girLs.
6. With the aid of a Labelled diagram, draw and explain the term ‪#‎ Ukwu‬"
7. You broke up wit ur gal bcuz of christmas gift, etc. Using quadrctic equation, calculate how long it'll take you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you re dating other people's sisters, but you dont want any other guy to date ur sister. Calculate the %-Error of ur Foolish and wicked behaviour (Take pie = 3.142)
9. When you check a Facebook profiLe 99% of guys re singLe as their maritaL status state, and 100% of the Gals re dating, its compLicated, engaged, in a relationship, married. BriefLy explain who they are dating in not Less than two sentences.
.......N/B- Attempt all questions to avoid carry - over!!

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