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A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does.
But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don`t feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
"WHAT!?" says her husband.
The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. He realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
The next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can`t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They head to the shoe department and pick up matching shoes worth $200 each.
The pair go to the jewellery department where she finds a set of diamond earrings that her husband agrees to buy for her. The wife is so excited,She thinks her husband has flipped out - but she doesn`t care. She goes for the matching tennis bracelet. The husband says "You don`t even play tennis, but if you like it then let`s get it."
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says to her husband, "I`m ready to go, let`s go to the cashier."
The husband stops and says, "No, honey I don`t feel like buying all this stuff now." The wife`s face goes blank. "Honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode as her husband says, "You must be in tune with my financial needs as a Man. "



Have a great Weekend

ow can we av a great wikend wen our Gabry has been disowned

Nice joke. Keep it up.

What happened to garby?

He or she has been arrested by the EFCC.

i wil do beta by quoting her

Gabry Wong: Yes, ive been banned
Its the truth like what Azo said
because Ive posted a thread under my name
The gabrywyl is related to Dbanj

crazykid ur name says it all

What a shame, what problem does seun have with gabry Jokes sef

d guy's got eye on gaby somehw

she tinks its her colouring he has issues with

I no just know o

@topic, nice u've got there

@topic, nice u've got there

yea. . reli nice indeed

i just want all of u to hold it for a while
am not laughing

who get the land?

I'm back
gaby self de fuckup all this guy needs is just a little bit.

a lil bit what

a lil bit of mii. .