₦airaland Forum

I concur, cityhood is gonna be the dealer for my next car.

Keep up the good work boss,

KingEli:
Make dem de use tongue suck d puna n d bobbi na....atleast e go console dem small

Console who?

wtfCode:


they dont look like virgins to me

But they are.

K9Uneet:
Why did he bomb off his 'thing'? How is he going to enjoy the 72 virgins?

















Some Muslim girls can have fine bobbi shaa.

Lol, you sef

yungchief:
Lol

Lalasticlala ooooo

adik3rd:
*wia is da pix

Can't you see it?

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Lalasticlala come and see o

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3350079_fbimg1454098532055_jpegd60fb84587ddb1a215fd9a29e9537bee

Is this how its really gonna be?

Valiant50:
You are all blind. Is that the only vehicle there, so I should be stating different prices. Haa, Am sure you all went to Feyingbole High school. Bunch of fools
Empty barrels makes the loudest noise, those that have this money to buy don't have this time.

Don't be a fool.

Let us all beware. Scammers have taken a whole new turn & apparently, many Nigerians will likely fall for this one.

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Here's what happened to me earlier today (12:50 pm, Friday 29th January 2016).

I was seated in my office when a number (08104798961) flashed me once. Inquisitive as I am, I immediately called the number back.

Me: "Hello! This number just flashed mine. With whom am I speaking please?"

Him: "Mr. Anthony! Is this Mr. Anthony, please?"

Me: "Yes it is. May I know whom I'm speaking to, please?"

Him: "My name is xxxx of the FRSC (can't remember his name now, but it was a Yoruba name). I'm here at the scene of an accident along Lagos-Ibadan expressway, just by Redeemed Camp."

Me: "Okay...?"

Him: "Yes sir! There's a woman who was involved in the accident & we found your number in her phone book we just went through now."
By now, my mind had run through ten million faces at once, thinking who it might have been.

Me: "I don't know of any one travelling that route today. Can you describe the person to me, please?"

Him: "She's a young woman, fair & not too tall. We saw your number in her phone."

Me: "Kai! I still don't know. Okay, why don't you use the phone that belongs to her & call me so I can get an idea of the person?"

Him: "Yes sir! I want to do that but I've finished the airtime on the phone to call other people before I got to your own contact. Even the free MTN Call-Me-Back, I've used them up. If you can just send me like =N=400 MTN card so I can load it & use it to call you so you can see who it is I'm talking about."

*End Of Story*

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Lalasticlala and seun, come and save us from these scammers o.

We'll always be a step ahead of them in Jesus name..Amen

nwaanambra1:
u mean to tell me say na garri our soldiers dey soak drink!!!

Nooooo!!! dis is unacceptable and unfair!!

You don see am na

Abatsam111:
Asdf:lkj

Is that a caption?

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Uncle Lalasticlala and seun, come and drop your own caption o

Give this pic a caption as four soldiers share a small meal.

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wunderkiind:
lol! I think say na only me see am o!
Upgraded? Brabus? Choii

He's not only trying to scam people, he's also fooling himself. Can you imagine?

G500 Brabus for 13m?
Funny

waveskaaya:
you will be found in one piece amen

Amen

all mods, pls move to FP.

Lol, that guy is dead soaked.

nerdfrost:
. I'm not telling u to believe me! No 1 is correct,I've not had sex b4 but no2 .............

I hear you.

Wickedness in the highest places

kirchofff:
I regret it cos I don't say em on normal grounds

Gud for you.

kirchofff:
the only 1 I do is "say my name baby" "I'll love u 4eva baby" LOL I regret saying those shii.........

Why, why regret it?

nerdfrost:
. Is it the not having sex part or not knowing part?

All of d above.

Is lai Mohammed your uncle?

cruzita:
and they are proud saying it.na wa oooo

Lol, yes na

nerdfrost:
Hmmm! Welll I've neva heard sex b4 so I don't know what u niggas are talking about

And you've won the "HONEST LIAR OF THE CENTURY" award.

IamLEGEND1:
Just don't allow a Calabar girl to give you a blow jób..... she'll bite ur díck clean off.

Have you experienced such?

dapsonlou:
You said silly questions men ask, straight people don't think it's silly.

Story of your life

dapsonlou:
You are a killjoy. Only a lesbian will have a Problem with this questions

Did I say anyone had problems with the questions?