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Romance › 7 Reasons Why Nigerian Women Love To Give Blow Jobs by 2016Deity(op): 10:18am On Jan 16, 2016

You will be hard-pressed to find a man who does not like to be on the receiving end of a good Mouth Action. MouthAction feels fantastic for most men. But what do women get out of it?

Well, some Nigerian women share their reasons for loving BJs.

1. The Power

“The thing with Mouth Action is that I am the only one giving pleasure. I can control how much pleasure he gets and how far I can take him. It is a powerful feeling.” – Tiffany.

2. Great backup plan

“There are a lot of reasons why sex might not happen, but giving BJs is a great way to pleasure him and keep him happy” – Oge.

3. Makes me feel sexy

“Going down on my guy makes me feel sexy. He loves watching me as I do it. It makes me feel like a sexy porn star” – Doyin.

4. Great for public

“With BJs, I don’t need to take off my clothes, and he only needs to pull down his zipper, so we can do it pretty much anywhere. It can be a turn on to do it in places you would not normally do.” – Tomi

5. He loves it

“My man loves blow jobs. Even more so than actual sex. So I do it for him.” – Diana

6. Good for pre-intimacy

“I am not the type give BJs for hours on end. But I do it during pre-intimacy and it gets him ready for action.” – Yemisi

7. Not much preparation needed

“I don’t need to reach for lubricants, or need to be in bed, for me to give him MouthAction. I just reach for him and we begin. This takes a lot of pressure off and the element of surprise can be sexy.” Tessy

Add yours.

http://www.gistmode.com/2016/01/7-reasons-why-nigerian-women-love-to-give-blow-jobs.html

Cc Lalasticlala

TV/Movies › Do You Remember This? by 2016Deity(op): 10:03am On Jan 16, 2016

If you can't remember this, then you should prostrate whenever you see me because you're probably too young.

Cc Lalasticlala

Romance › Re: 10 Stupid Questions Men Ask Women During Sēx by 2016Deity(op): 10:01am On Jan 16, 2016

Uncle Lalasticlala come and see o

Romance › Re: 10 Stupid Questions Men Ask Women During Sēx by 2016Deity(op): 10:01am On Jan 16, 2016

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]would you suck my dick please?

I'm guilty of this one.. After sex, I'm just there like.. "Damn.. I need to be sucked"[/color]

So that's question number 11

Romance › Re: 10 Stupid Questions Men Ask Women During Sēx by 2016Deity(op): 9:59am On Jan 16, 2016

Rexhenrex:
Sprinkles holy water on the thread op ur sins are forgive

Lol

Romance › Re: 10 Stupid Questions Men Ask Women During Sēx by 2016Deity(op): 9:59am On Jan 16, 2016

ShakurM:
Didn't I tell you I would last more than 11 seconds?

Lol, is that what you say?

Romance › 10 Stupid Questions Men Ask Women During Sēx by 2016Deity(op): 8:18am On Jan 16, 2016

If your last bad date or fight with your guy was any indication, men and women don’t always understand each other all that well.

You might think you’re pretty open and accessible, but you’d be shocked at what men usually ask during s3x that you rarely take note.

Men sometimes ask too many questions that you get confused about what exactly he wants in s3x with you. here are the most common questions men ask during s3x with their partners.

1. Do you like it?

I find this question very funny. If she does not like you, she will never have s33x with you.

2. Did I hurt you?

Women hide their feelings in their actions. They give codes, its your job to decode.

3. Are you enjoying it?

This is a question most guys ask. If asked and you don’t want to lie, just smile and moan louder. He’ll get the message.

4. What’s your best sêx position?

Every s33xually active person has a favorite position. If you don’t know yours then you are not s33xually active enough. Your spouse knows your favorite position so he doesn’t need to ask. A toaster you don’t like asks and your answer should be “I don’t have one” but if you like him then you can tell him the truth.

5. What’s your weak point?

Every lady has a major arousal spot. That place on her body that if anyone touches very well, she’ll loose her senses. That’s what he’s asking for. If you cannot figure it out yourself then go to bed.

6. Have you cum?

Every s33xually active girl on earth has once being asked this question. If you haven’t cum, not to hurt his ego, don’t say no, just say “I am almost there”. Let’s hope you finally get there but if you don’t, keep saying you are almost there until everyone gets tired.

7. Who’s your daddy?

Like seriously! who is your daddy, this seem like the dumbest question to ask because her daddy is definitely in his house chilling.

8. Am I sweet?

This is a weird question as no man is perceived as candy or chocolate.

9. Did you enjoy it?

in my own opinion you enjoy food or ice cream. If you can satisfy your woman, you should be rest assured that she enjoyed it.

10. Do you want more?

You do not need to ask, she will ask for more if you are up to the task.

Add your own.

Cc Lalasticlala

http://www.gistmode.com/2016/01/10-stupid-questions-men-ask-women-during-sex-number-7-is-the-dumbest.html

Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Allegedly Breaks Bottle On Dammy Krane’s Head At Club Quilox by 2016Deity(op): 10:08am On Jan 15, 2016

KingEli:
E no concern me o.....Make dem kill themselves

Hw e no tk concern you?
No be your role models?

Politics › Re: Why Are All These People Falling Sick After Been Served? by 2016Deity: 9:59am On Jan 15, 2016

KingEli:
Lalasticlala do something

Lol, they will soon vomit it all

Celebrities › Wizkid Allegedly Breaks Bottle On Dammy Krane’s Head At Club Quilox by 2016Deity(op): 9:55am On Jan 15, 2016

https://yabaleftonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dammy-1-768x491.png

So, after Dammy Krane’s Heart felt apology we guess the beef is still on as it really turned bloody and physical very early this morning, January 15 at Club Quilox in Lagos.

Here’s how it all started.

Last night, Super Eagles striker Obafemi Martins held an exclusive ‘All Black Party’ at Club Quilox on Victoria Island, Lagos and it was star-studded.

Pop stars like Tekno, Timaya, 2face Idibia, Sexy Steel, Skuki, Special Ed and many more were all in attendance. Apparently Dammy Krane was in the club as well.

Eye witnesses say Dammy Krane got to the club a lot earlier before Wizkid came in around 4am.

‘When Wizkid entered the club, it seemed he saw Dammy Krane but didn’t go to meet him, then about 15 minutes later, it seemed Dammy was showing him some attitude, then Wizkid went to meet him. The next thing we saw everywhere had scattered. Wizkid broke a bottle on his head before bouncers separated them’.

Multiple eye witnesses say Wizkid clearly attacked first before bouncers tried to separate them. Then the club owner Shina Peller waded into the fight as well.

It is not clear if Dammy Krane was injured.

‘He took them to his office to settle it’, a guest told us.

We learn that both parties then came downstairs, back to the club and acted as if nothing happened.

http://yabaleftonline.com/2016/01/wizkid-allegedly-breaks-bottle-on-dammy-kranes-head-at-club-quilox/

https://twitter.com/360Nobs/status/687892386182230016

Cc Lalasticlala

Romance › Re: Help! How Can I Be Happy Without My Boyfriend by 2016Deity: 7:57pm On Jan 14, 2016

Kingeli read up

Romance › Re: Help! How Can I Be Happy Without My Boyfriend by 2016Deity: 7:56pm On Jan 14, 2016

cheerycoco:
I have been dating this guy for years now and i have put up with his serial cheating. He cheats on me and i have come to feel that a man cheating on you is normal. I have talked about it with him, cried about it, the truth is that i have gotten used to him and i can't stay without him and he knows it. Seriously i'm fade up because his side chicks insult me any time i try to confront them on phone and its so painful. i have phobia of being alone. Pls i need ur advice. I love him

Bae, repeat after me "I AM A BIG OLODO", say it seven times and bath unclad in a market for 7 days, that's the only way to get rid of this stupidity.

Thank me later.

Jokes Etc › Re: When you Had Your First Kiss At The Age Of 35 by 2016Deity: 3:05pm On Jan 14, 2016

That's not a kiss, na chop be dat

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Christianity Etc › Re: Photos Of Nigerian Churches With Funny Names. by 2016Deity(op): 1:44pm On Jan 14, 2016

laurel03:
All of them na Man must chop Ministry...

Education › Re: Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 1:43pm On Jan 14, 2016

MsGlobalwonder:
if I have proof of my Alma mater? Seriously? I think I will refer you to google.com... that's the proof you need

Lol, another pic of the same place, dnt be so uptight

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Education › Re: Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 1:28pm On Jan 14, 2016

MsGlobalwonder:
That's our Road 1, Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun state, Nigeria. It is also called Maintenance Bustop. Yeah yeah...

You have proof?

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Education › Re: Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 12:34pm On Jan 14, 2016

pcicero:
Road 1 (Oba Adesoji Aderemi Road), OAU Ile Ife.

Proof

Education › Re: Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 12:16pm On Jan 14, 2016

KingEli:
na petrol station o...lol

Where e dey?

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:32am On Jan 14, 2016

NewNigeriaMind:

Drop another card Abeg, make market dey move grin

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Education › Re: Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 11:31am On Jan 14, 2016

drseunzy:
Great Ife, no doubt

You have proof?

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Education › Re: Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 11:30am On Jan 14, 2016

KingEli:
UniPetol?

Where e dey?

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:27am On Jan 14, 2016

NewNigeriaMind:
1. You realize the card was not for you yet you loaded it...that is stealing.

2. You have been saying thrash on this thread all day but I chose to ignore you because I know you probably need the assitiance more than anyone here but pride(misplaced) will not let you say it (proof: the speed with which you loaded a card meant for someone else)

3. What makes you think I need the validation of your ilk, boy you will need to work more on your life to have my audience outside web space.

Hahahaha, pained fool

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Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:25am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
U sef say thankqu No pee bro.. one love..

One lurv man.
No homo grin

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Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:18am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
To an extent and not to the extent of being tribalistic.. he's wrong cos he should have just said help assistance for Native of Lagos..

But your brainless friend came here with a stupid comments against the yoruba race

Ok, let's bury this hatchet

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:15am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
OP u sef nor get sense.. wetin bring Broda and assistance? If you wan help help if you no wan help ehn leave trash for lawma.. bole nbe akara

You see what I've been saying?
I'm sorry for all insults but I hope you see who you've been defending.

Meanwhile, I recharged the 200 naira, yet no thanks

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:13am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
You're man.. he said if you are a native of Lagos then that's an added advantage..

I've been living in Lagos all my life buh im not a native of Lagos.. thats clause also put me out of the advantage edge. What tribe do I belong to ? Yoruba. So what are you saying now.

I'm saying what you already said below

Gbengais:
.. although to an extent the OP is wrong

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 11:05am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
Must you take everything in a tribalistic way? Have sense please

I'm not, I'm only saying that what's wrong is wrong.
That's all

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 10:52am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
And am try hard to clear your brain of mucors. Cos only a foolish fool whose brain is filled and stuffed with mucor think the way you do. And no ! Not all native of Lagos are yoruba .. what abou the eeguns.. Men your brain so dead..

Forget the fact that we derailed "YOUR" thread, but the scholarship is strictly for yorrowbah kids, so quit your public display of foolishness.

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Education › Which Nigerian University Is This? by 2016Deity(op): 10:46am On Jan 14, 2016

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3293241_fbimg1452764688065_jpegf58f74de17126fe95eb2b0c9ab4d8629

Do you know the Nigerian university?

Cc Lalasticlala

Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 10:40am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
Damn you so adamant on being a fool.. he said a native of Lagos.. Are all yoruba a native of Lagos? Men pls update your brain

But all natives of Lagos are yorrowbah abi?

I'm trying hard to analyse the type of saw dust they used in moulding your brain.
Stupid yorrowbah tribalist.

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Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 10:26am On Jan 14, 2016

Gbengais:
U just proved my point.. Tribalistic fool.. this way you'll create more enemies..

You oily yorrowbah gay assès are the ones instigating hatred, why defending the fool when you know he's wrong?
Because he's yorrowbah like you abi?

Hediot

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Politics › Re: If You Need Assitance With Tuition Fees, Drop A Comment by 2016Deity: 10:22am On Jan 14, 2016

Keegan:
Why are you crying, did he call you? You are just disgusting, can't you just walk by?!

Onye kporo ewu di ka gi?
Zuzuru puo ebea

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