A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist looked straight into his eyes, and said "I would like to buy some cyanide".

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband ."The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband . That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a
prescription."

:d

Mmmh, ok!

Funny, i like it,

i luv brownbody

Olaromade, brownbody huh?

its olu not ola & yea brownbody

sima:

:d

laughing error.

@poster,
nice one

ow come half of ur tit don pluck comot

no be u blow am comort?

dat was because u had more mouth dan action

lols

very nice joke

keep the damn joke up small boy

yeah

clemxy how are u?

am gud and u?

am fine too