b3llo:

23 days to go!!!!

Hoooooorrrrrrrrray!!!!!!!
Mama... Happy holiday

Oh jes o!!!!!

Happy holidays!!!!
The cooking has started!
I don boil all my meat put for freezer!

UnBEHlivable!!!!

These yeye UPS ILLITERATES be tripping!
Imagine delivering WRONG Xmas packages to my door step?
Dem lucky say I dey awake ke!

The count down continues. . . .off to wash/condition my AFRO. . . .and off to work!!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Happy SEXMAS ma dear!
Let us see the tree na!
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE XMAS TREES!!!!
The decorative skills!
Sooooooooo creative!!!!
Beaurrrrifooooo song!
Mariah and her Xmas songs are tooooooooo much!!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiJN5ae0dYc

My sisters handiwork. They even put a bow on it.
I know how many times I've quenched trying to hit Mariah's notes.

Stillfire:


My sisters handiwork. They even put a bow on it.
I know how many times I've quenched trying to hit Mariah's notes.

Beaurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriful!
Thanks for sharing. . .
I love CHRISTMAS TREES. . . .
So colorful!
Life is truly for the living.

The cooking continues. . . . .
MY FAMILY GO CHOP MEAT TAYA ke!

Time to cook the soups. . . and FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!
No FRYING PLEASE. . . . ALL BAKED!

Nice one calloti. Drop tips on how u baked the meat. Wanted to fry mine.

Thank dear.
No frying please.

1. Spice and boil your meat till half done(depending on how soft you want it in the final stage. . . I don't like soft meat)
*DO NOT PUT ANY WATER IN YOUR MEAT WHEN BOILING THEM*n
*SPICE YOUR MEAT THE WAY YOU WANT. . .I only use ONIONS, SALT AND MAGGI(no garlic, no curry, no thyme. . . NO EXTRAS)
The meat has water already. . . start on low heat to bring all the water out. . . .then increase the heat to high, then return to medium.
Boiling your meat should never be more than 1 hour.

2. Drain your MEAT from excess water. Sprinkle with some pepper for taste. . .if you want.(I like that on chicken especially)
*SPRAY YOUR PAN WITH A LITTLE OIL TO PREVENT STICKING TO THE PAN.(I use extra virgin olive oil cooking spray)
PREHEAT YOUR OVEN TO 475 degrees. . . .and bake for 30 minutes to 45 minutes.
*FLIP THE SIDES OF YOUR MEAT. . .HALF WAY THROUGH BAKING.(so one side does not completely BROWN OR BLACK OUT. . . .to give a more even tone all over*

IMPORTANT!
When baking, keep a close eye on the meat. . . .to prevent scorching!

Enjoy!

Ipads for my little ones. . . .with pre-loaded learning apps!
NO CAMERA!

To study and play games only!

Ok thanks, but is it possible to boil meat for 1 hour without water? Wont it get burnt

[size=20pt]SONGS OF FESTIVITY. . . NO WHITE MAN'S SONGS PLEASE!!!![/size]


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42GHQAO9QDg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VN8HuQOWL4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JatEMd286eM

cocospice:
Ok thanks, but is it possible to boil meat for 1 hour without water? Wont it get burnt

The reason you use low heat first(not possible with firewood cooking)
The low heat draws the water out of the meat.
All you need is to steam the meat. . .with heat and little water. . .so the spice can stay in the meat. . . not in the EXCESS WATER!

Na heat dey cook meat. . .not water!

KanwuliaJara:


The reason you use low heat first(not possible with firewood cooking)
The low heat draws the water out of the meat.
All you need is to steam the meat. . .with heat and little water. . .so the spice can stay in the meat. . . not in the EXCESS WATER!

Na heat dey cook meat. . .not water!

Aii got u fyne wonan, tnx

cocospice:

Aii got u fyne wonan, tnx

You are welcome.

My LONDON XMAS SHAKI!!!

No smell!
No DORTY!

KanwuliaJara:


You are welcome.

My LONDON XMAS SHAKI!!!

No smell!
No DORTY!

Wow looks neat, diff from the ones sold in naija market.
Enjoy your ur sexxxmass. Startn my cooking on the 25th, thanks to nepa.

cocospice:

Wow looks neat, diff from the ones sold in naija market.
Enjoy your ur sexxxmass. Startn my cooking on the 25th, thanks to nepa.

Amen!
We shall jollificate. . . till we see 2015!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE3sAgltyMA

2014 IN REVIEW!!!

LET IT GO!!!! WELCOME 2015. . . . . 16 DAYS TO GO!!!!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAJe2w-63HU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHZgrkjErg4

Nice vids

If there is ANYTHING I dislike with the UTMOST PASSION. . . it is spending CHRISTMAS or ANY NEW YEAR IN NIGERIA!!!!

Tufffffffffffffffiakwa!!!!!

It has just come to my knowledge that I do not need to cook and transport anything over the friendly, continental skies.
The contract has gone to a 'special caterer'. . . .to cook FRESH FOOD for ONE WEEK!
Oh dear!
My PIPO say dem nor wan eat 'stale food' from H-America o!!!!

Everything has been shoved back in my freezer to be used next year!

Most importantly. . . we are to spend a night in PARIS!!!!!! All expenses paid!!!!

Guess where?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq-tlw1G3qI


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbqP4dPxl3o

My most favorite place in LONDON UK!

The MAYFAIR house!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxdYL_e-2hM&index=4&list=PLtuaTQ9V8M3NqzMBRk1qVb3MTIdaUEqDt

The kids are gonna have a BLAAAAAAAAAAAAST as always!
Hiding in EVERY GADDDDDEMN CLOSET!!!

A nice family reunion again. . . .I LOOOOOOOOOVIT!!!

Same place. . . same time!!!!

Nice family pics, enjoy

Thanks!

I CAN'T WAIT!

Kanwulia!! Merry christmas o. Even though i'm not really a fan of christmas period here and in naija. i see you are having an amazing time already. .


I like to look of that turkey abi na shicken?

You are a beautiful woman and you have a lovely family.


Enjoy your stay in London and Paris and dont give hubby too much wahala o.

Thank you ladygogo!

Na 'ssssssssshiken'. . . .real NATIVE CHICKEN. . . NO FAT!

Christmas in Naija? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Na jail be dat o. Toooooooooo depressing!
Hungry, STRRRRRRRRRRONG faces everywhere! Big man go dey pose with poor man dey die SIDE BY SIDE!
I don pass that stage abeg!
Third world CHRISTMAS? I will pass!


It is gonna be a BLAST FOR 2 WEEKS. . . NO WORK!!!!!

Texas Orchard, so you're out here in the same London town you diss all the time, no?

You're a legend!

Let me give you a classic UK tune for Xmas! Enjoy ya stay!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7jyVHocTk

SirShymex:
Texas Orchard, so you're out here in the same London town you diss all the time, no?

You're a legend!

Let me give you a classic UK tune for Xmas! Enjoy ya stay!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7jyVHocTk

Mu he he he he he he

Thank you very much!
Nice video. . . .POWERFUL VOICES!!!!!
Yes! My 'T.O.' has cured a lot of IMPOTENCE on NL!
The 'Christian-Wives-O-Bath' are still hating on NL!

Long live the LEGENDARY, 'Texas Orchard'!
I am very honored!

*If not my family wey dey live for dat dreadful place called 'LONDON'. . . I nor go smell dia lai lai. . .COUNTRY OF WOR WOR PEEPS! Tuah!*

KanwuliaJara:


Mu he he he he he he

Thank you very much!
Nice video. . . .POWERFUL VOICES!!!!!
Yes! My 'T.O.' has cured a lot of IMPOTENCE on NL!
The 'Christian-Wives-O-Bath' are still hating on NL!

Long live the LEGENDARY, 'Texas Orchard'!
I am very honored!

*If not my family wey dey live for dat dreadful place called 'LONDON'. . . I nor go smell dia lai lai. . .COUNTRY OF WOR WOR PEEPS! Tuah!*

Lol, the only thing that can cure impotence is you in all ya glory.

Post a picture of yourself (not naked one).

I wanna see if you've got swag - yanks naturally don't know how to dress.

SirShymex:


Lol, the only thing that can cure impotence is you in all ya glory.

Post a picture of yourself (not naked one).

I wanna see if you've got swag - yanks naturally don't know how to dress.

So? All the pissssssshures I have posted on NL for the past 5 years are what?
Anyway. . . .My pics are ALWAYS on my profile page.
I am not a 'yank' o. I am a NIGERIAN WOMAN!
That means. . . NO SWAG!
No apologies!

KanwuliaJara:


So? All the pissssssshures I have posted on NL for the past 5 years are what?
Anyway. . . .My pics are ALWAYS on my profile page.
I am not a 'yank' o. I am a NIGERIAN WOMAN!
That means. . . NO SWAG!
No apologies!

Lol, I just viewed ya profile, and you look peng.

And in case you need to meet ya Edo and Urhobo folks, they are always on Old Kent Rd - Presidential and Wazobia.

I've got a few Edo and Urhobo Uncles, and those are the two places where they hang out, with their people.

Thank God I'm not cooking this holiday.

My own is to chop.

Kanwulia, compliments.