The belly button is the navel which is the remaining "bump" from where the umbilical cord used to attach the foetus to the mother. Seeing that Adam was moulded from dust and Eve was carved from a rib and they both had no ma don't that imply they never had belly buttons?

As my warped mind continue to wander about the biblical landscape free to think whatever I wanna think, I may come up with more interesting ish you never thought about, but if you have something clever to drop too, feel free.. .

Lols.....

Funny and interesting

Really?

kika23:
Really?

Wha da ya think?

Those niqqas had them some smooth, flat bellies.

Already thought about that a long time ago...

dhardline:
Already thought about that a long time ago...

Cool. I'm probably a younger version of you broda!

xcapizt:


Wha da ya think?

Those niqqas had them some smooth, flat bellies.

I never thought about it... But I'm sure they had.. Bible just didn't give the details....

kika23:


I never thought about it... But I'm sure they had. . Bible just didn't give the details....

@emboldened: Y'all see what my problem is with religious folks. I just gave some clean-assed reasonable linear implication of how they most probably didn't have any belly buttons and see ^^^. Bae, how can you be SURE? You aren't there... You can only speculate, like me.

Fuq! I don't even believe there was an Adam and Eve! If there were how do you explain Lucy the fossil?

LOL I recall a riddle about this from when I was younger

Q: How do you recognize Adam & Eve among a thousand naked couples?

A: They're the couple with no belly buttons!

Along the same lines of thought, there was an interesting question on here sometime ago about how many chromosomes Adam & Eve would have, seeing as humans need two parents to contribute half of each chromosome pair.

Also interesting theory: Adam's rib was actually a penis bone. The majority of male mammals possess a baculum, or penis bone, and that includes all of our closest primate relatives. Why human males lack an enboned penis and have to rely on b0ner-fluid-hydraulics instead is something of a mystery ... unless you read Genesis, that is. According to this paper, perhaps it's because our menfolk lost their literal boners in the Garden of Eden. Apparently, the Hebrew word tzela, translated in the Genesis story as "rib," can also be read as "supporting structure."

EDIT: Seriously this nairaland sensor police is annoying. Joystick, situation, unclad.. Are we kids? What the actual f.uck?

@Op for your mind you are a brilliant and good thinker

xcapizt:


@emboldened: Y'all see what my problem is with religious folks. I just gave some clean-assed reasonable linear implication of how they most probably didn't have any belly buttons and see ^^^. Bae, how can you be SURE? You aren't there... You can only speculate, like me.

Fuq! I don't even believe there was an Adam and Eve! If there were how do you explain Lucy the fossil?

I was there they had belle buttons

It's the lord's doing,dont probe further.




MY SIGNATURE, MY PROFILE, MY BUSINESS !!!

Sweeri y did u share that now? Xcapizt

mrlaw93:
@Op for your mind you are a brilliant and good thinker

Y'know, I didn't even see it that way, but now that you've mentioned it, hmm... I just might be!

Anyway, even though that's my original thought, apparently it's not a breakthrough in the field of theology or any other and apparently many folks have beat me to this discovery as someone just said he heard it as a joke as a child so I'm at least decades late in making that discovery.

xcapizt:


Y'know, I didn't even see it that way, but now that you've mentioned it, hmm... I just might be!

Anyway, even though that's my original thought, apparently it's not a breakthrough in the field of theology or any other and apparently many folks have beat me to this discovery as someone just said he heard it as a joke as a child so I'm at least decades late in making that discovery.

And meanwhile, you didn't make any recovery sef. You stole the discovery

kika23:
Sweeri y did u share that now? Xcapizt

As evidence for the record! I always knew you were some kind of goddess, you just gave me the evidence up there. If you were there and you're still here then...


Please just share the elixir of immortality with me sweets! That's all I'm asking for.

mrlaw93:
And meanwhile, you didn't make any recovery sef. You stole the discovery

A round of applause! Standing ovation please. There's no getting by you, is it?

I'm a lying, plagiarising troll you caught me, so what?

xcapizt:


A round of applause! Standing ovation please. There's no getting by you, is it?

I'm a lying, plagiarising troll you caught me, so what?

Good boy

mrlaw93:
Good boy

Smart old man!

Hmm never thought of it.

It takes a lotta joblessness/idleness for ur mind to wander in that direction.

Interesting though, keep digging.

hmmmm I was actually expecting more than just a thought.

timmy2409:
LOL I recall a riddle about this from when I was younger

Q: How do you recognize Adam & Eve among a thousand naked couples?

A: They're the couple with no belly buttons!

Along the same lines of thought, there was an interesting question on here sometime ago about how many chromosomes Adam & Eve would have, seeing as humans need two parents to contribute half of each chromosome pair.

Also interesting theory: Adam's rib was actually a penis bone. The majority of male mammals possess a baculum, or penis bone, and that includes all of our closest primate relatives. Why human males lack an enboned penis and have to rely on b0ner-fluid-hydraulics instead is something of a mystery ... unless you read Genesis, that is. According to this paper, perhaps it's because our menfolk lost their literal boners in the Garden of Eden. Apparently, the Hebrew word tzela, translated in the Genesis story as "rib," can also be read as "supporting structure."

EDIT: Seriously this nairaland sensor police is annoying. Joystick, situation, unclad.. Are we kids? What the actual f.uck?

don't you think that's incredulous? The rib God took from Adam was actually a 'manhood' bone?!
Haba! Just imagine if you had a bone in that part of your body, alright it will help immensely in love-making but you will also deduce that if there was a bone in your manhood that it will still be as rigid as it was before, during and after love making thereby inconveniencing the man greatly.

IMHO some peoples joystick will get so hard that it will break the bone causing collateral damage!

TheTerrible:


don't you think that's incredulous? The rib God took from Adam was actually a 'manhood' bone?!
Haba! Just imagine if you had a bone in that part of your body, alright it will help immensely in love-making but you will also deduce that if there was a bone in your manhood that it will still be as rigid as it was before, during and after love making thereby inconveniencing the man greatly.

IMHO some peoples joystick will get so hard that it will break the bone causing collateral damage!

In a lot of the animals that have it, the member protrudes when the animal is aroused. Otherwise it's retracted into the body. This takes care of the inconvenience of constant rigidity.

Also, the good thing about a bone is that you can put it in a cast if you break it. Unfortunately the same can't be said of our current human joysticks, which can actually fracture BTW.

Probably where already circumcised by God also but gave birth to uncircumcised kids as a result of the curse. That's why God demanded that Abraham should circumcise Isaac.Just thinking

Meaning they are aliens?

timmy2409:


In a lot of the animals that have it, the member protrudes when the animal is aroused. Otherwise it's retracted into the body. This takes care of the inconvenience of constant rigidity.

Also, the good thing about a bone is that you can put it in a cast if you break it. Unfortunately the same can't be said of our current human joysticks, which can actually fracture BTW.

"honey, what's taking you so long to get it up, it's a bone goddamnit! Just push it out let's fire on!"
*clueless look on hussy face*
"or don't you find me attractive no more? Is it the couple extra pounds I added? *gasp* are you cheating on Me?!

I think it'll solve the ish of erectile dysfunction! Especially if there's an alternative manual handle of pushing it out!. Hehe. Just push it out and fire away.