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Xmas Breakup Ishh by drizslim(m): 10:52pm On Nov 30, 2014
DECEMBER IS AROUND THE CORNER! TIME 4
BOYS TO
BREAK UP LOL!!!
.
1* U saw me sweeping my room n u never
care 2 collect the broom and finish d
sweeping, It's over!
2* U don't bend properly wen u sweep, U wil
have Pride issues, & i can't marry a proud
woman, *its over*
3* Did u just call me honey? You are trying to
say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*
4* My mum checked my future, you are not in
it. *its over*.
5* baby my mum says dat there are a lot of
witches in ur village so we can't go out
anymore! *its over*
6* why would u tell me to watch champions
league wen Man United is not there! U want
to
mock me abi? *Its over*
7* U smiled at d guy in the car while we were
trekking. *its over*
8* U don't use ma picture as ur profile
picture, *its over!*
9* U cook d eggs instead of boil, it's over,,,U
hug me instead of kissing me it's over
10* Anytime u enter my house network will
disappear it's over and over!
11* I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and fry 3, you
boiled the wrong 3 and fried the wrong 3,
Lobatan
*Its OVER...

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