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Shortening Joystick by orbis(m): 10:47am On Dec 01, 2014
Each time I read about a cheating husband on nairaland, I feel pity and pain for the experience the wives are going through.
My rambling mind just came across this idea. How would it feel if every time your husband cheats, his joystick would reduce like half an inch. remember the case of Pinochioo whose nose grew long each time he lied. We all know the ego and pride a man ascribes to his joystick so am sure everyone of them would want to keep his joystick's length constant.
chikena
Re: Shortening Joystick by KanwuliaJara: 12:17pm On Dec 01, 2014
Naaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
I want it to grow longer ooooooooooh!
I can always get my 'grove' somewhere else! cool

Over to the "MGBEKE" wives! kiss

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