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A Little Tale Of My School Experience(a Must Read Sha) by tonaydo(m): 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2014
First of, i'll like to welcome everyone to this thrend...........i want to share my school life experience with all of us.

Ok let's start from here......waking up from my stressful sleep after killing so many guilty and innocent mosquitoes passing their own jeje, i dream of what am gonna eat even before waking up, and finally the heat wakes me up and squeezing my face and admiring my crush every morning(ceiling), i say my prayers and then use my eyes to study my food stuffs that is by the corner and after 39mins of pondering on what and what am going to eat i get up to cook what every average confused nigerian will cook 'RICE'.

And finally am done with the cooking and all set to eat my breakfast, then suddenly i heard a knock on my door, me: who be that, them: na we, me: who be una, them: na us open door jor, u think say we no dey observe you as u dey cook ni, me: ('swearing for them in my mind') how many una be abeg, them: we be three, i then open the door and they came in. Oboy this your food dey smell nice one of the boys said as i was busy putting the food for them.

After the glorious meal it was time for lectures and i got prepared and zoomed off, at school now i meet with my friends and we copy assignments from each other, most times you just get lazy at home. Few hours gone and it was time to go home and we all departed on getting home i hailed my guys and joins in the afternoon gist also sometimes known as gossip.

Much information from the gist and am already hunger, i went into my room and lye on d bed, admiring my ceiling again and wondering what to eat. Suddenly something good(or evil) came into my mind, jc(meaning-jesus christ) was cooking and he was among the boys that ate my rice in the morning, i quickly ran to him lo and behold he was preparing egusi soup. Whao oboy you too dey cook soup( i began to tease him) when the food go ready na make i run go buy fufu, jc: buy two fufu if u know say u wan chop, me: ok o na your turn to shine.

Sun was setting and it was time for my night meal, i didn't ponder much on what am gonna eat cos i have a sexy noodles by my bed side staring at me..........so i summoned jc and duke to escort me so i can get eggs and drink for my noodles, finally it was nightfall

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