1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3
days.
He's probably dead.
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days!
I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1
month.
Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always "Available". How free
are you?
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there!
I'm using
WhatsApp"
I Know, that's why you're on my list!
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only".
Don't get it... Are you in the police or
ambulance
service?
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp
only".
Dude then throw away your phone, you're not
using
the phone's Primary function.
8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6
weeks.
Either he owns da theater or sells
popcorn there, just guessing
9. Someone's own "At school".
What the hell are we gonna do about your
being in
school, save us the story it's all yours not for
us
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a
week.
She must be very busy probably
"picking beans"
11. This pisses off most "Battery about to
die" for 3
consecutive months.
Should we you contact PHCN concerning the
power
situation of your house?
12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4
months?
Is he preparing himself for a race against
Using Bolt?
13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus
on the
meeting, quit WhatsApp.
Is WhatsApp the venue of your meeting?

gbam !
if you no laugh then u need laughing test.

I am so number 7

im always in the gym. hehrhehe