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Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 8:16pm On Dec 10, 2014
englishmart:
the ones that employ only janjawee.ds.... Ask Charlie boy

Jeeez! tongue I typed "janjaw.eeds" and it was censored to "supporters of APC. Why? Is nairaland taking sides with PDP?

Serious... I just tried it.. Damn!!
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by geekybabe(f): 8:28pm On Dec 10, 2014
Great and interesting piece. Wonder wats so long about the post..

Some people sha.. always looking for a negative comment no matter what. bad belle pple

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Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by ekemini007(m): 8:32pm On Dec 10, 2014
#Teamformactivity#

Know those kind we refer to as "jesus is coming soon look busy"
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by basty: 8:44pm On Dec 10, 2014
This is boring, na only you sabi everything? Where do you belong?
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by TopsyKrete: 8:47pm On Dec 10, 2014
Hillariously funny
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by kevoh(m): 8:54pm On Dec 10, 2014
#Team.IT.Maestro grin
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by spicy007(f): 9:01pm On Dec 10, 2014
@ Poster.
Rotflmao..this is one long rib-cracking story...every bit of which i can relate with.
Been in an office where all 5 types were present and in top form.
Nice one dude, u got a witty sense of humour.
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 9:06pm On Dec 10, 2014
The WORST BEINGS to work under as a staff, are WOMEN ...
Damn WORST are those whose hearts were BROKEN by men and were abandoned ...like THE SPINSTER MADAMS...
Chaaaiiiiii..
They Are more empowered than GEJ oooo
They Are ALMOST ALWAYS ANGRY...
Their ANGER can generate 15,000megawatts daily...
They see no satisfaction in anything u do.
They give u handbags to carry..
They send you to buy sanitary pads.
They ask u to bend down and take off their shoes.
They send u to their cars via WIFI or GPRS..
After working under such LADIES, u will understand Y they say "HELL IS REAL"
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Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Deiok(m): 9:07pm On Dec 10, 2014
Nice one op. It was worth reading. I like the mrs and mr jezeebel part.
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Dec 10, 2014
@Harrychocoberry nice write-up. However, you forgot to mention the office mama/papa: the ancient/all-knowing one who obviously is due for retirement, but their service record says they have fifteen more years to serve.
Also, the office untouchable: that employee who is never punctual, engages in verbal combats with other colleagues and has little or no respect for the boss[es], yet he/she has never received a query or gotten sacked.
The market woman: that one who has the sole autonomy to sell wares at the work place. In most cases, it's a "she". She sells from clothings, footwears, drapiings, perfumes, underwears, kids stuff, to makeup. This individual is quite persuasive and is a friend to all when you don't have outstanding debts owed her.
Finally, lazy employee: sleeps almost all the time, hardly ever gets his/her work done, clumsily drags his/herself around the office, sneezes, coughs and yawns loudly and in the most disgusting manner.

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Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 9:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
Nmeri17:
does not apply to us bosses cool cool
I just remove a tooth today and dead painful well sorry see you at the other side





ps; I'm having severe toothache. cry


like this post to say sorry sad
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Sweetlemon(f): 9:29pm On Dec 10, 2014
The office official CNN, BBC news, and Aljazeera.

AKA amebo oshi
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Abbey2sam(m): 9:33pm On Dec 10, 2014
Janjaweeeed =APC Supporter on nairaland
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Missmossy(f): 9:36pm On Dec 10, 2014
Interestingcheesy very true though!

The first set of people are also in the university also.
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Missmossy(f): 9:36pm On Dec 10, 2014
Interestingcheesy very true though!

The first set of people are also in the university moreover.

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Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Wisegeek01(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2014
This post can solely replace all the posts on front Page,

Iz too long na !!
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Spidermon: 9:50pm On Dec 10, 2014
ellechrystal:
Ha!! N they r some ppl in ur office that r constantly complaining about ur work. Always want to make u feel less .
I ve one in my office n she is annoying as he'll.
I no send. Her ish b sey I fine pass am wella. She dey even talk am.omo no tym
Na God do am no b me o
U fine no be lie.
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Stephxoblessed(f): 9:51pm On Dec 10, 2014
I like you sense of humor and your writing style.

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Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 10:02pm On Dec 10, 2014
Aptly said.

Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by ajebuter(f): 10:15pm On Dec 10, 2014
You forgot to mention:
The prayer warriors who will disturb others with prayers at all times and turn office to church.

The make up users and their make up kit and mirror

The toilet visiters every 10 minutes

The phone users and call recivers

The constant eaters

And finally

The music freaks who plays music on their laptops, phones or other gadget even if the song is annoying, you are stuck with them
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by wrench: 10:18pm On Dec 10, 2014
LOL
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by radiance26(f): 10:31pm On Dec 10, 2014
pls,dis ur story too short. Text book
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by rittyben(f): 10:36pm On Dec 10, 2014
I love IT guys. I just do, don't know why
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Oildichotomy(m): 10:40pm On Dec 10, 2014
ellechrystal:
Ha!! N they r some ppl in ur office that r constantly complaining about ur work. Always want to make u feel less .
I ve one in my office n she is annoying as he'll.
I no send. Her ish b sey I fine pass am wella. She dey even talk am.omo no tym
Na God do am no b me o
Now that's a bit overboard...
I fine pass you wella
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by uzolexis(f): 10:44pm On Dec 10, 2014
supporters of APC
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by ewizard1: 10:48pm On Dec 10, 2014
kevoh:
#Team.IT.Maestro grin
grin
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 10:56pm On Dec 10, 2014
orobs93:
Oboy dis op nor get another thing to do ni?abeg go help ur mama wash plate she go use blessing finish you rather dan to come dey struggle for frontage 4 here make seun dey enrinch him pocket.
no myn am
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Harrychocoberry(m): 11:19pm On Dec 10, 2014
Stephxoblessed:
I like you sense of humor and your writing style.

Thanks Steph
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Harrychocoberry(m): 11:22pm On Dec 10, 2014
spicy007:
@ Poster.
Rotflmao..this is one long rib-cracking story...every bit of which i can relate with.
Been in an office where all 5 types were present and in top form.
Nice one dude, u got a witty sense of humour.

Thanks for flowing with my line of thought.
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by robinicule(m): 11:31pm On Dec 10, 2014
how about the ones that bring clothings and jewelries to sell in d office......forming dubai connection
Re: This Nigerians In My Office Sef.. by Nobody: 11:33pm On Dec 10, 2014
even me a book addict find dis too long and boring.

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