ellechrystal:
Ha!! N they r some ppl in ur office that r constantly complaining about ur work. Always want to make u feel less .
I ve one in my office n she is annoying as he'll.
I no send. Her ish b sey I fine pass am wella. She dey even talk am.omo no tym
Na God do am no b me o

indeed..u fine wella

wonderful piece.

I suspect I'm no 5

Wow!!! You ve really made my day, nice write-up, i really enjoyed every bit of it. Thanks

how about the OBSERVER. whose job is to observe every dick and harry like the op

pweetixandy:
indeed..u fine wella

Thanks doll.

Oildichotomy:
Now that's a bit overboard...
I fine pass you wella

Story 4 d gods.

Spidermon:

U fine no be lie.

Thanks dearie

Harrychocoberry:


Thanks Steph

ur welcome

nice one, good read.

Your analysis is spot on! I cannot stand the form activity character and office suck-up! Two kinds of people to be wary of!

Simply put..

I just hate fake people..

I look at no man's face.

Lol...interesting piece.wish i could share

Very interesting article.
I thought it will be one of those boring TYPES of.......

One attention seeker reprimanded me why I would give our boss "pure-water" and I nearly slapped him.

What happened was, our boss came around and was in those rare good moods. He asked me to go to his office and get him water from the fridge. I went to the fridge but there were only sachets of pure water there instead of the customary bottled water. Anyways I did what I tot was the right thing and took one of the sachets along togive him. When I got close to him, he simply ran away from me. Lol. No problems with that. He is a very big man. Everybody started laughing tho. Including the Deputy MD and other bigger boys that came with him.

But what really irked me was the showboating accountant turning on me with one bright and stern clear sounding voice, and asked
"Ol'boy why would you bring pure water for the boss naa, that is crazy..."
My reply? In the presence of everybody
" Thunder fire you! If you near me and ask me that, I'll slap that ur protruding snout..."

One of us was sacked that month.
But meanwhile did I do anything wrong?

Anybody that complains about this post was/is too lazyto read it or has never worked in an oofficial place b4. Filling Stations inclusive.
Q.E.D.

Oildichotomy:
Don't be fond of yourself just yet, young lady I fine pass you by yards Check !!!!

Y am I even wasting my tym answering u sef. See I no dey struggle beauty with nobody. A lot of ppl r finer than I am (but definitely not u) am finer than some. I am not competing with nobody.
So take a chill pill already. .. look at urself one more tym if atall ur looks define d word "Beauty. '

LOOOL...I belong to the last group..I.T dude
We control virtually everything in the office...

Exquisite piece. OP, you made it even more readable with your diction, writing style and dramatic technique. No monotony, no ambiguity... I'm thrilled!

Nice write-up OP. This got me laughing, especially the part about Mr Form Activity who was caught pants down with his pc off

Great piece op. As I read through the points, I had colleagues of mine in mind who perfectly fit these personalities. Well written, writing style superb, diction on point, versatile piece...

Keep it up.

mehn... u get good writing skills

hmm