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8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by lekinz(m): 11:15am On Dec 12, 2014 |
I know you might have seen or come across these sets of people ... They are the "Badest Guy Ever Liveth " In Ikeja 1. THE " YOU WAN BUY , YOU WAN SELL CREW " : These sets of people are those that have all the products you want; name it , they have it all, ranging from phones , charger , battery to ear piece . You need food... ?? They also help with that, bread and akara , rice and beans. Jack of all trades 2. THE FUFU SELLER CREW : When I mention fufu , you might be thinking its your locally made fufu or chow... But its different,you walk up to them that you need a phone. You both agree on a price but at the end of the day, You get an inbuilt fufu phone ...They pass apple self. I tell you sey I dey hungry ?? 3. THE PAPER MONEY CREW These sets of people are the "Badoo" ... They show you their phone , you test the phone and confirm the perfection of the phone. After you might have paid , one badt guy will just walk up to you telling you and the seller that he has his own share in the phone money you just paid for ... "na em papa hand you buy am ... I wonder oooo". Lo and behold, they( the seller and the badt guy) will start arguing and he will later tell you that he's not selling again and by this, refund your MONEY.. but he has changed the money... Paper don dey act like currency 4. THE "PINK LIPS CREW" These people have the darkest lips in Nigeria. You see them with their black lips like Therock5555 a*s. ( No Homo) They will be the person telling you how good their cream is .. Imagine Davido selling tom tom for clearing throat ... Why im no use am..lol 5. "THE FLAT TOMMY AND HIPS ENLARGEMENT CREW" I was having a walk that day when I heard this dude telling a pregnant woman to flatten her belly. Wetin she wan flatten, the unborn child You be Midwife? 6. THE "OGA NPE EEEH (BOSS DEY CALL YOU) CREW" : These are made of 3 weird looking dudes , they walk up to you, call your attention and tell you their boss is calling you Their boss self go kon dey form ??... " Ain't u the person am calling ....Oya dey slap urself .. At the end of the day.. YOU settle them just to let sleeping dogs lie ... 7. THE "REPAIR YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP CREW" : These people do all phones and laptops , just like the "You wan buy you wan sell crew ". They ain't specialized in a field. They repair, format, install O.S , buy , sell , upgrade , downgrade , fix laptops and phones . They are the talented Unskillful niggas in Ikeja 8. THE" BROTHER I MISS ROAD CREW " : Just like house of Ajebo joke , a man well dressed in suit, fitted tie , Italian shoe, will start telling you how he was going to a place , ran out of cash , he's a student of so so so.... school ... " Story for the gods " ... Na money im sha need .. New technique of begging ... You go still see am the second day ... doing the same thing .. " Na everyday u dey travel ?? You can also add yours. 93 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by saaedlee: 11:16am On Dec 12, 2014 |
So True |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by holatin(m): 11:46am On Dec 12, 2014 |
what of the tattoos and body piercing ones, dem go look like Charley boy because dem dey advertise their market. the pickpocket, they run into you but dat run in na data loss 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by lekinz(m): 11:55am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Front page please ...Obiannu 1 Like |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by remsonik(f): 12:11pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Na those yeye boys wey dey advertise tattoos and body piercing I hate most. Most of them look so dirty. 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by marksooyinmiebi(m): 3:03pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
This computer village sef... Nice one.. Truth 101% 1 Like |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by demsid(m): 3:03pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
the observant. those that are always checking their pocket from time to time, looking around when they are walking and always cautious of not being outsmarted in computer village 31 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by tolustx(m): 3:03pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Yes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by MillionDollars: 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
9. The GUY noticing dem and posting it here 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by MizMyColi(f): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
The Orisirisi types of food buyers Okpa Garnished Moi Moi Beans and Potato (this one sells her own in a car. I don chop am once sha) White Rice and Ofe-Akwu Abacha Cassava flakes and coconut Agege Bread Plantain Chips Baked Products. Fish With the way those people advertise their wares ehn..... It's almost like, pesin fit finish the money wey hin make for one day ontop food matter. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by ellechrystal(f): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Hahahahahahahahahah. Speaking of d fufu crew , a friend once bought a phone N by d tym he got home, he saw fufu inside d pack..i laughed out my ribs that day. I was shocked .n d funny thing is that he saw d phone very well before leaving ikeja o.i tire 4 these people . Ei come dey like jazz matter. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Atk01(f): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
The people that won't buy anything and will be going from shop to shop. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by simplemach(m): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
The pick pockets and those wen dey pick scrabs 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by tolextony(m): 3:04pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
If I can get 200likes,I will develop the courage to express my feelings to my crush 98 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Bantino(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Na wah ooo; so every topic with listed number of people in a particular setting makes Fp? Make I go create my own thread... Watch out for 10 types of people you will meet in Heaven 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by eleojo23: 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
9. The people like the OP who go to computer village to observe different types of people. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by DancingSkeleton(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Hehehe tolextony:if u get 200 likes mine will be 450 likes 1 Like |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by wisefizz(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
uh..... trashh post..... it got me sneezing |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Nobody: 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Lool... The people that pick pockets. |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Rexphobia(m): 3:05pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
funny.... |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Atk01(f): 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Newkidoo(m): 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Topics wey u no go c on nairaland.. Nawa oo Modified.. Just read it and it makes sense.. Got some laughs out of me.. Next: 10 types of people you meet at shoprite.. Do ya research and come with something good b4 making frontpage |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by fittty(m): 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Seen |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by leshluap(m): 3:06pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
so dry................the FP don turn dumping ground...........abi wetin concern us wit computer village boys............... |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by ToyozzieTohBad(f): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by OkikiOluwa1(m): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
lwtmb! Last Bullet falling down from Ikeja bridge... 2 Likes |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by born2fuckpussy: 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Which kind Oga npe crew! U bi bolo, I will rather die in battle with the caller himself. 1 Like |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by Atk01(f): 3:07pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
The people that....... I will complete it when I remember. |
Re: 8 Types Of People You Meet In Ikeja (computer Village ) by KidProgrammer(m): 3:08pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Serious? 1 Like |
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