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Titilayodeji13:
Pope Francis shocked the Catholic world
today announcing that he plans on
stepping down from his position. Papal
Resignation is extremely rare, and this
will only be the 7th time in the history of
the church. Pope Francis made his
announcement from his balcony in
Vatican City to thousand of shocked
spectators.
“I have come to the conclusion there is no
God,” said Pope Francis, a man who has
become known for his unorthodox views
on the Catholic church. “I have dedicated
my life to the church. Clearly, so many
wasted years of unanswered prayers. I can
no longer in good faith head the church
anymore, as whatever spirit that had filled
my heart is gone.”
A shocked crowd of onlookers became
extremely quiet as the Pontiff continued,
many of whom openly wept.
“I will stay on long enough for another
Pope to be chosen, of course. I know many
of you will be upset, but please be happy
for me and my new life. I plan on spending
my remaining years traveling, maybe
finding a good woman and settling down.
Hell, maybe even a good man. Who
knows? It’s a new day, and I solemnly
believe that everyone should choose to
live their life the way they want. I wish
you all the best and don’t let my decision
stop you from believing in an imaginary
God, if that’s what you want to do.”
”Pope Francis’ decision comes as no
surprise to Vatican insiders, his hard-line
stance on altar boy molestation, his
generosity to the poor, and his blessing of
gay marriage have made unpopular among
priests of the church,” says Vatican
reporter Francesco Rinaldi. “Some say the
Pope was being blackmailed to step down
by Church officials. Whatever the reason,
most look forward to his departure so the
Church can get back to business as usual –
hating gays and bashing sinners.”

www.empirenews.net/pope-francis-stepping-down-says-there-is-no-god/

www.thedailybanter.com/2014/10/pope-francis-basically-just-admitted-may-not-god/

Stephxoblessed:
idntbelieveit

pweedyuz:
now,why do I find this hard to believe ??

starlingleanets:
U r sure

jom28gy:
You shouldn't be surprised,catholic church from the top to down,don't know God.