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If Animals Were On Facebook by eminex(m): 11:07pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like: 1. MOSQUITO'S WALL POST:- Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things. COMMENTS :- (a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end. (b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house. 2. DOG'S WALL POST :- Na wa oh, I never even stay reach 5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me *Escaping things on my mind. COMMENTS :- My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soo. 3. RAT'S WALL POST :- Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na him books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I come him house to watch tv abi? COMMENT :- Your master stingy, dis-own am jor. 4. CHICKEN'S WALL POST :- On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these Christians no be them at all. COMMENT :- No be only you oh, I dey migrate too. 5. HE-GOAT WALL POST :- Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for s*x chat? COMMENT :- (a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool. (b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor. 6. ROOSTER'S WALL POST :- All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly. COMMENT :- Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.... 7. RAM'S WALL POST :- As Salah don dey reach, na church things from now on. COMMENT: Omo no be only you o, these butchers Don dey even sharpen him knife & cutlass. |
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