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Joke Of The Year 2014 by Shegman22(m): 11:06pm On Dec 17, 2014
A small boy named Ogaga lived in a village in
Delta state. None of his classmates liked him
because of his stupidity. In fact, his teacher
always yelled at him saying, ‘You this waste
of space, you will never amount to anything in
life!’
One day Ogaga’s mother came to school to
check on how he was doing. The teacher told
her quite frankly that she had never seen such
a dumb boy in all her life, and advised his
mother to withdraw and enroll him under a
handcrafter because formal schooling for
Ogaga would be a total waste of time and
space!
The mother was shocked at the feedback,
withdrew her son from the school and moved
to Benin City.
Twenty-five years later the teacher was
diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the
doctors she met strongly advised her to do
surgery – one which only one doctor in the
whole of South-southern Nigeria (practicing in
Benin) could perform. Left with no other
option the teacher opted for surgery, which
was successful.
When she opened her eyes in the ICU hours
after surgery, she saw a handsome doctor
smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him
but could not talk. Suddenly her face started
to turn blue, she frantically made attempts to
raise her hand and tell him something... until
she died.
The doctor was shocked; he tried to find out
what went wrong. Eventually he found out that
it was our friend Ogaga – now working as a
cleaner in the hospital – who had
disconnected the ventilator to connect his
phone charger!
Like, seriously? You thought that Ogaga
became the doctor? Not in this story ooo, ehn
ehn..... Gud nyt and swtdrms to ya'll.

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