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The Adventure Of The Igbo, The Hausa And The....... by HercJay(m): 9:27am On Dec 19, 2014
An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an
Hausa man
were lost in a forest and then captured
by cannibals.
The king of the cannibals told the
prisoners that
they could live if they pass a trial. The
first step was to go deep into the forest
and get ten pieces of the
same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways
to gather
fruits. The Yoruba man came back and
said to the
king, “I brought 10 apples.”
Then the king explained the trial to him,
“You have
to swallow the fruits without any
expression on your
face or you will be killed. The first apple
went in,
but on the second one, he winced out in
pain, so he
was killed.
The Igbo man arrived and showed the
king ten
berries. When the king explained the trial
to him,
he thought to himself that this should be
easy….
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he
burst
out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and Igbo man met in
heaven and
the Yoruba man asked, “Why did you
laugh? You
almost got away with the trial.” The Igbo
man
replied,
“I couldn’t help it, when I saw the Hausa
man
coming with Watermelons!”
Re: The Adventure Of The Igbo, The Hausa And The....... by darepoju(m): 9:29am On Dec 19, 2014
u wan try aboki.... always does things differently..
Lolz
#TEAMFTC

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