Ladies and Gentlemen, You are welcome. You are about to witness the best rib cracking adventure you would ever think of. I WILL BE YOUR HOST LARRIDE


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Yes this is IT
I KNOW I AM MAD
I AM A MAD MAN
GET READY FOR MY ADVENTURE



MADNESS IS MY WAY OF LIFE
LIFE IS GOOD
IN MADNESS I TRUST



NB: STAY TUNED. ******************looking for some shitz to eat before i get started*****************

JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: you are truly a mad man


REWARD: Fre shit @ gbagbo memorial toilet

bunmioguns: JOKE GRADING: A


REMARK: you are truly a mad man


REWARD: Fre shit @ gbagbo memorial toilet

THE DAY I BECOME A MAD MAN

The day i become a free and honorable mad man is the day i will never forget. There is this girl called rukayat in my area that i have been eyeing for more than 3weeks. Unknown to me, her father is a MOPOL. On this faithful day as i dey waka up and down for street on top my new bike. I saw rukayat buying some food stuff and decided to stalk her. I follow her until she's almost at her house. I stopped her and started talking. ********hmm you see rukayat, i have been seeing u along this road for some time now and me larride wan make we dey jolly dey in love with each other ********* na so this girl just dey laugh, she laugh so tey i dey confuse, as i turn make i dey go like this, guess wetin i see.
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HER FATHER WITH 4 OF HIS MOPOL FRIENDS. I was beaten and beaten that i feel into a coma. When i wake up.
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I wake up for psychiatric hospital , na since then i don dey free. LIFE IS GOOD

Madness is the way FORWARD
In Madness i TRUST

larride: THE DAY I BECOME A MAD MAN

The day i become a free and honorable mad man is the day i will never forget. There is this girl called rukayat in my area that i have been eyeing for more than 3weeks. Unknown to me, her father is a MOPOL. On this faithful day as i dey waka up and down for street on top my new bike. I saw rukayat buying some food stuff and decided to stalk her. I follow her until she's almost at her house. I stopped her and started talking. ********hmm you see rukayat, i have been seeing u along this road for some time now and me larride wan make we dey jolly dey in love with each other ********* na so this girl just dey laugh, she laugh so tey i dey confuse, as i turn make i dey go like this, guess wetin i see.
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HER FATHER WITH 4 OF HIS MOPOL FRIENDS. I was beaten and beaten that i feel into a coma. When i wake up.
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I wake up for psychiatric hospital , na since then i don dey free. LIFE IS GOOD

Madness is the way FORWARD
In Madness i TRUST

thank God for ur life....madness is sweet broda. U ar a complete free man






In madness...

Abeg no jus waste my time,wher d joke na,i dey hurry wan go poo *gaggles*

Xymc...:
Abeg no jus waste my time,wher d joke na,i dey hurry wan go poo *gaggles*

SUSPENSE. NA ACTION FILM NOW

LARRIDE, THE ANGEL AND OVRIKPO

After Sunday service, i returned home, find some food to eat and then slept off. I had a dream. I was with an Angel discussing some issues about LIFE. then i saw OVRIKPO coming our way, the ANGEL stopped him and the following conversation ensued

ANGEL: WELCOME
OVRIKPO: YES, THANK YOU
ANGEL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVRIKPO: WHY YOU WAN KNOW?
ANGEL: I'M THE ANGEL THAT GUIDE THE GATE OF HEAVEN
OVRIKPO: AND SO? ABEG I WAN ENTER
ANGEL: BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
OVRIKPO: NA WETIN?
ANGEL: IF YOU ARE GIVEN $500MILLION AND 40MORE YEARS TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND ENTER HELL FIRE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
OVRIKPO: CHOI WEY THE MONEY, I GO COLLECT THE MONEY, THEN I GO HIRE ALL THE FIRE FIGHTER AND FIRE BRIGADER FOR WARRI MAKE DEM COME QUENCH HELL FIRE










THE ANGEL FELL INTO COMA

larride: LARRIDE, THE ANGEL AND OVRIKPO

After Sunday service, i returned home, find some food to eat and then slept off. I had a dream. I was with an Angel discussing some issues about LIFE. then i saw OVRIKPO coming our way, the ANGEL stopped him and the following conversation ensued

ANGEL: WELCOME
OVRIKPO: YES, THANK YOU
ANGEL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVRIKPO: WHY YOU WAN KNOW?
ANGEL: I'M THE ANGEL THAT GUIDE THE GATE OF HEAVEN
OVRIKPO: AND SO? ABEG I WAN ENTER
ANGEL: BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
OVRIKPO: NA WETIN?
ANGEL: IF YOU ARE GIVEN $500MILLION AND 40MORE YEARS TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND ENTER HELL FIRE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
OVRIKPO: CHOI WEY THE MONEY, I GO COLLECT THE MONEY, THEN I GO HIRE ALL THE FIRE FIGHTER AND FIRE BRIGADER FOR WARRI MAKE DEM COME QUENCH HELL FIRE










THE ANGEL FELL INTO COMA

nice one

larride: LARRIDE, THE ANGEL AND OVRIKPO

After Sunday service, i returned home, find some food to eat and then slept off. I had a dream. I was with an Angel discussing some issues about LIFE. then i saw OVRIKPO coming our way, the ANGEL stopped him and the following conversation ensued

ANGEL: WELCOME
OVRIKPO: YES, THANK YOU
ANGEL: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
OVRIKPO: WHY YOU WAN KNOW?
ANGEL: I'M THE ANGEL THAT GUIDE THE GATE OF HEAVEN
OVRIKPO: AND SO? ABEG I WAN ENTER
ANGEL: BEFORE YOU GO, I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU
OVRIKPO: NA WETIN?
ANGEL: IF YOU ARE GIVEN $500MILLION AND 40MORE YEARS TO ENJOY YOUR LIFE AND ENTER HELL FIRE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
OVRIKPO: CHOI WEY THE MONEY, I GO COLLECT THE MONEY, THEN I GO HIRE ALL THE FIRE FIGHTER AND FIRE BRIGADER FOR WARRI MAKE DEM COME QUENCH HELL FIRE










THE ANGEL FELL INTO COMA

lols. . .now that's much better. . .that's ma boy. . .

mormoni: nice one

Xymc...:
lols. . .now that's much better. . .that's ma boy. . .

Just stay tuned, more to come from LARRIDE the original MAD MAN

NAUGHTY EMEKA

One day Emeka wanted a brother, so he said to his mom,"mom i want a brother,i am tired of being alone". Then his mother said,"u know ur dad has travelled,when he comes back we would talk about it". Then Emeka's face brightened up and he said,"mom i have an idea. .since dad is away, why dont we give dad a big surprise when he comes back!". .and his mom asked,"which surprise?" and emeka said,"lets get u pregnant before he comes back!"

FACE FROM YANSH

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!


One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother and father kiss you on the cheek."

AN IGBO LADY AT BAR

An Igbo lady sat together with two white guys @ Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.

The barman came over to take their orders. As everyone can tell... western wines and beverages are mostly named after their founders.

The British guy made his order; Johnny Walker, single.

The American guy said: Jack Daniels, single.

The barman finally turned to the Igbo lady and asked....and you madam?
The lady replied: Ngozi Okafor, married"



The bar man misses his period

GUARDIAN ANGEL

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, if you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. The man stopped and a brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die. The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked, who are you? I am your guardian angel, the voice answered. Oh, yeah" the man asked, and where the hell were you when I got married?

nice one MR president





Madness forever

More to come from the President of Projan

NIGERIAN POLICEMAN

Nigerian policeman arrested a man urinating at a place clearly marked "Do not urinate here, fine N500.

The offender gives the policeman a N1000 note,

The policeman turns around, fumbles a bit and says to the man, 'Oga now, urinate again, I don't have change..

SIDE EFFECTS

Akpors was sick,so d doctor gave him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet The Dr asked, "why are u cutting the side?" Akpors replies: "To avoid d side effects!"




The doctor fell into coma twice

Nice one bro


I love ur endings always

More grease to ur elbows

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Thanks boss

but is tru na to avoid de side effect.

Abeg akpors u right joor.

Jojo Armani: but is tru na to avoid de side effect.

Abeg akpors u right joor.

Updates will be available soon.