1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

13. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

14. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

19. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

20. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

21. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

22. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

23. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

24. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

25. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

26. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

27. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

28. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Add yours...

You cry after breakups.

Menstrual cramps

No make up, low esteem.

Am proud to be a girl.
Nice one op^

And you got that menstrual PIPE

We have d sharpest brains cos we can tel d perfect lies.

If nobody compliments u, u die

prewtyjulie:
We have d sharpest brains cos we can tel d perfect lies.

smh...

LaurelP:
If nobody compliments u, u die

We get our own benefits too

lilmax:
smh...

i hope ur nech doesnt break in d process

[s]I know some of you girls are wishing to be a guy. [/s]

Were you really on the titanic?

kristina1:

kristina1:

why not d 'smile' na

Dotwillis1:
why not d 'smile' na

longest time.

kristina1:

longest time.

knock d 'est' off ...Makes it seem like its bn ages

You can't relax uncladd even in your home unless you're extremely certain no one is visiting.

You bear the brunt of an unprotected sex.

The society judge you the most.

You'll need to bottle up your overflowing emotions not to look cheap.

You stand higher risk of contracting a STD.


In all honesty, if you had a choice on which sex to be before birth would you honestly choose to be a girl?

Yeah, women also get to sit on the prick and ride like their life depends on it.

-always prefer staying under during the missionary
- enjoy the sensations of /male hen/ as it glides in the CUNTinent.

Frankenstein:
You cry after breakups.

Menstrual cramps

No make up, low esteem.

You're wrong about the first and third lines.

shadowgwalker:
-always prefer staying under during the missionary
- enjoy the sensations of /male hen/ as it glides in the CUNTinent.

roymary:
Yeah, women also get to sit on the prick and ride like their life depends on it.

Dannylux:
You can't relax uncladd even in your home unless you're extremely certain no one is visiting.
You bear the brunt of an unprotected sex.
The society judge you the most.
You'll need to bottle up your overflowing emotions not to look cheap.
You stand higher risk of contracting a STD.
In all honesty, if you had a choice on which sex to be before birth would you honestly choose to be a girl?

Do you know what you three have in common? Everything you posted had to do with sex.

29. We don't narrow our thoughts to sex when the opposite gender is involved.

ProFuhrer:
You're wrong about the first and third lines.

Can you go out on a date without applying your Marykay and eyeliner?

If this makes front page then Buhari come 2015 for presidency.

ProFuhrer:




Do you know what you three have in common? Everything you posted had to do with sex.

29. We don't narrow our thoughts to sex when the opposite gender is involved.

but you like prack, talk true!nah your type wey no dey tire.