190:

ig lie! It will totally shatter a guy's heart to be dumped by a wor wor chick! He will feel like commitng suicide! If na Angelina Jolie or stephanie okereke dump am, he will feel emotionally down but an ugly hyena kai!

Trust me men don't feel too bad dumping ugly chicks, its what they were designed for! To be Used and Dumped. Do you think that expression of covering an ugly girl's face during sex is a joke? Why would i want to see the face of a troll or gnome looking at me during sex and moaning?

Abeg the only advise i can give all you ugly or Fugly's ( means mess***ing Ugly) is to go for a face reconstruction Asap!

Please did u see the bolded word, its stated in the book of EXODUS that the Ugly nigerian girls are meant to be used and dumped,very true!!

Dude, you best be the finest looking man on this forum. . .


B.T.W, @the bolded part, what type of Bible do you own? And are you sure it's not turned upside down while you're reading it?

Mitchellin
u nor dey tire for ugly and beautiful threads?

mukina2:

Mitchellin
u nor dey tire for ugly and beautiful threads?

Why when them dey yab us from left to right?!

Leave me make i talk jare!

190 , post your picture please.

snazzydawn:

190 , post your picture please.

you can view mine instead

dayummmmmmm deshannel, you is one foine boy.You made my heart melt.


_{out of fear}

Adam Brody:

Yeye wor wor girls sef de find solidarity! Who has time for your kind of chicks that a man can't even look at twice unless he would suffer from instant river blindness. Do you think the designer of women actually didnt think twice before they made you a revolting creepy crawly? Its no accident that men fall in love and lust with beautiful things. Yes call them dumb blondes, trophy wives, dim witted things, we agree, but i can take the solace of feeling happy seeing something so beautiful before i sleep and when i wake up.

Imagine a man wakes up in the morning and the first thing he sees wearing a night gown and hair net is a black troll, with inflatable lips and eye balls to shame a frog and a frying pan nose with ears large enough to watch Cnn without tuning and you expect the man's day at work to be pleasant? You expect such a man not to cheat COMPULSORILY because of the troll he harbours as a wife or G/f? And you console yourself that you have kind hearts and good morals. Who gives a sh**t!
Bullocks, the ugly ones are the most aggressive, volatile, rude, nasty, whinning piece of work roaming this earth. Funny enough, if a guy is so stupid enough to toast one of them, the play hard to get even more than the cute, fine, beautiful sexy ones. That playing hard to get sums it up for me. Imagine the guy gets pissed and loses interest, it would take another millenium for them to even find another toaster and you see them condemning, gossiping and cussing on boys for their lack of interest.
Abeg all you wor wor united, quietly disintergrate into caves. The world needs more finer things of life! So all you Grace Jones wannabe, stop your whining and remain in the state you are! don't believe Alek Wek is your role model so you have hope of making it. She is just an experiment and fluke that happened. don't raise your hopes high! Thunder hardly strikes twice in the same place!

Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is the Beholder!

Pssf!

Roflmao. . . . . . . . U are so MEAN, kai

@Topic
Looks isnt everything jare

Michelin, nothing do u jor

Why should you consider yourself ugly? And there's no reason to castigate the "pretty" ones. Ironically, I've seen more ugly girls with ugly characters.

@michelin , thanks for your honesty, lol (long time we aint chat though, Hope the cold treating you well).What can I say, you claim you are ugly atleast your hands and feet arent. .

Ok on a serious note. Beauty( sometimes) is withing. NOt to say I will date an ugly man. I have to think about my kids future, and children are mean.

stillwater:

Why should you consider yourself ugly? And there's no reason to castigate the "pretty" ones. Ironically, I've seen more ugly girls with ugly characters.

Na lie. We ugly girls are very good!

CodeRED:

@michelin , thanks for your honesty, lol (long time we aint chat though, Hope the cold treating you well).What can I say, you claim you are ugly atleast your hands and feet arent. .

Ok on a serious note. Beauty( sometimes) is withing. NOt to say I will date an ugly man. I have to think about my kids future, and children are mean.

You and I know that we ugly chicks get the best men because the beautiful ones would rather date an ugly but rich man. Haba, who the fine bobos go hook up with if not with us? Besides with our achievement and success we are also in a better position to choose what partner suits us. As a matter of fact, we are more independent.

michelin89:

Na lie. We ugly girls are very good!

You and I know that we ugly chicks get the best men [b]because the beautiful ones would rather date an ugly but rich man. [/b]Haba, who the fine bobos go hook up with if not with us? Besides with our achievement and success we are also in a better position to choose what partner suits us. As a matter of fact, we are more independent.

where dis u get dis info from?

@michelin

I'm sorry, but I think you have a very strong case of inferiority complex. On one thread, you talked about all African men feeling superior to women. Now, you think all beautiful gils are idiots. Do you know that by extension, you mean every female you know is an idiot, except they agree to being ugly (including your mother)?

Ugliness is a state of mind. Watch it.

adambrody:

Yeye wor wor girls sef de find solidarity! Who has time for your kind of chicks that a man can't even look at twice unless he would suffer from instant river blindness. Do you think the designer of women actually didnt think twice before they made you a revolting creepy crawly? Its no accident that men fall in love and lust with beautiful things. Yes call them dumb blondes, trophy wives, dim witted things, we agree, but i can take the solace of feeling happy seeing something so beautiful before i sleep and when i wake up.

Imagine a man wakes up in the morning and the first thing he sees wearing a night gown and hair net is a black troll, with inflatable lips and eye balls to shame a frog and a frying pan nose with ears large enough to watch Cnn without tuning and you expect the man's day at work to be pleasant? You expect such a man not to cheat COMPULSORILY because of the troll he harbours as a wife or G/f? And you console yourself that you have kind hearts and good morals. Who gives a sh**t!
Bullocks, the ugly ones are the most aggressive, volatile, rude, nasty, whinning piece of work roaming this earth. Funny enough, if a guy is so stupid enough to toast one of them, the play hard to get even more than the cute, fine, beautiful sexy ones. That playing hard to get sums it up for me. Imagine the guy gets pissed and loses interest, it would take another millenium for them to even find another toaster and you see them condemning, gossiping and cussing on boys for their lack of interest.
Abeg all you wor wor united, quietly disintergrate into caves. The world needs more finer things of life! So all you Grace Jones wannabe, stop your whining and remain in the state you are! don't believe Alek Wek is your role model so you have hope of making it. She is just an experiment and fluke that happened. don't raise your hopes high! Thunder hardly strikes twice in the same place!

Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is the Beholder!

Pssf! Angry

Fugly or Worwority?!

hummmmm

I reserve my comments!

syphillis:

where this u get this info from?

Eh, nor worry my broda. You go find a good wowo girl too.!

mactao:

@michelin

I'm sorry, but I think you have a very strong case of inferiority complex. On one thread, you talked about all African men feeling superior to women. Now, you think all beautiful gils are idiots. Do you know that by extension, you mean every female you know is an idiot, except they agree to being ugly (including your mother)?

Ugliness is a state of mind. Watch it.

What? Accepting my condition is now inferiority complex? Speaking about reality is now inferiority complex? Tell me, do you even know what this expression means? Because to be honest, i think you have absolutely no clue of what it consists of.

MrCrackles:

Fugly or Worwority?!

hummmmm

I reserve my comments!

Wowo get grades just as beauty get e own, abi?

Adam Brody's post was hillariously true.

davidylan:

Adam Brody's post was hillariously true.

I absolutely "loved-ded-ded" it!

Adam Brody:

Imagine a man wakes up in the morning and the first thing he sees wearing a night gown and hair net is a black troll,

You are wicked! Use sunshades next time!

Adam Brody:

with inflatable lips and eye balls to shame a frog

Haba! You must have been through hell.

Adam Brody:

and a frying pan nose with ears large enough to watch Cnn without tuning

This is simply hilarious.

Adam Brody:

and you expect the man's day at work to be pleasant? You expect such a man not to cheat COMPULSORILY because of the troll he harbours as a wife or G/f?

Is this your fifth job within two months? Where do you get such women?

Adam Brody:

And you console yourself that you have kind hearts and good morals. Who gives a sh**t!

Oh well, it could be true. Who cares though at least not you.

Adam Brody:

Bullocks, the ugly ones are the most aggressive, volatile, rude, nasty, whinning piece of work roaming this earth.

You have a degree in studyin' women worwority.

Adam Brody:

Funny enough, if a guy is so stupid enough to toast one of them, the play hard to get even more than the cute, fine, beautiful sexy ones.

Sister has her own self dignity innit?

Adam Brody:

That playing hard to get sums it up for me. Imagine the guy gets pissed and loses interest, it would take another millenium for them to even find another toaster and you see them condemning, gossiping and cussing on boys for their lack of interest.

Now where in the world is RedHotChic to come and read this line?

Adam Brody:

Abeg all you wor wor united, quietly disintergrate into caves.

For real?

Adam Brody:

The world needs more finer things of life! So all you Grace Jones wannabe, stop your whining and remain in the state you are!

Adam Brody:

don't believe Alek Wek is your role model so you have hope of making it. She is just an experiment and fluke that happened. don't raise your hopes high!

Chai! Do not sentence them to life imprisonment just like that. There is still love for the living.

Adam Brody:

Thunder hardly strikes twice in the same place!

This your proverb has been remixed! Update yourself.

Adam Brody:
Beauty is not in the eye of the beholder. Beauty is the Beholder!

Pssf!  

ROFLMYOPIMP!!!

Nairaland and its crazy people!

AdamBrody

Kinda said the truth.
Though i wont discriminate on an ugly chic, tho i'd prefer the ugly ends on her face.

Also she has to make up for that by scoring 110% especially in them areas she can easily influence
e.g. being a great lay, have a good attitude(no insecurities) and other stuff

@michelin
The last line of my last post said something like this:

Ugliness is a state of mind. Watch it.

Does that mean anything to you?

If you think you're not getting love because you're "ugly", maybe you should re-examine yourself; you're probably shutting yourself away from love. I have learned first-hand that physical beauty is only skin-deep; it's a cliche but it's true. Some BEAUTIFUL girls put you off the moment you talk to them. Some don't. Some not-so-stunning ones endear you to themselves, and even though people see them and call them ugly, they find the guy who truly thinks in his heart of heart that they're beautiful.

My point: beauty is on the inside. UGLINESS IS ON THE INSIDE; A STATE OF MIND.

Michelin19 No problem for you. Ugly is better than gay in this life

Brother please modify that post. I'm loving this thread right now and I wouldn't like it to get diverted.

@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly.

Skidoc:

@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly.

oh gawd nl una no go kill me for my mama

Skidoc:

@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly.  

Oh dear!!

Skidoc:

@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly.

Are you fine? If not, quickly modify your post

Skidoc:

@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly. 

Now everyone is thinking I am a mad man when they see me laughing at my computer screen.



Leave Michelin89 alone and address the topic abeg.

Ebony-Silk:

Are you fine? If not, quickly modify your post

your response is irrelevant

dat dude murked it!

Maybe she ugly but I like her. She have good mind!!!!!

Skidoc:

@Michelin89, Actually I thought this thread was made by a beautiful girl who was just trying to be funny, but when I checked the picture on your profile, I saw that you're truly ugly.

Haba!!!!

bacterium:

Maybe she ugly but I like her. She have good mind!!!!!

Excatly

MrCrackles:

your response is irrelevant

that dude murked it!

Shut up jor

Did your interview?