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Re: Police Tell Man To Remove Zombie Jesus (Photos) by Weah96: 1:52pm On May 14, 2015 |
Esdb3: The Christian God never spoke to me. But he will speak to others. Do I look like a fool to you? What's wrong with my ears? How does his voice sound? Does he speak in English, with accent? These are things I need to know instead of coming here and telling me to quiet my heart or purify my heart. 1 Like |
Re: Police Tell Man To Remove Zombie Jesus (Photos) by Esdb3: 2:38pm On May 14, 2015 |
Weah96: Lmfao! you need ears to hear God and spiritual things rotfl..... I now know your deal; you haven't seen anything. You prolly live in the US where the powers that be operate logically. The illuminati is not real too right? You are one of the people New world order would boss around when the time comes................ Jesus loves you weah or whatever your name is... May the holy spirit follow you about...... P.s I thought the kids who asked Jesus to sit in the boot when of their mom asked them to go along with Jesus because there was no space in the car anymore were dumb dull and senseless, then I met you(please those were not insults because if you analyse it well, the mother meant 'they should go with christ's protection just like saying safe journey or may God be with you' every sane person knows she didn't mean Jesus should sit with them physically... But you are all too 'physical' to understand spiritual things. I'm sure the term 'spiritual world' is another cooked up tale to you.) |
Re: Police Tell Man To Remove Zombie Jesus (Photos) by Weah96: 2:54pm On May 14, 2015 |
Esdb3: When was the last time you heard a "spiritual thing" from someone without using your ears? Can you hear another person (other than yourself) using your stomach or thighs as listening devices? Abeg, don't finish me with laughter. If you're no longer interested in the discussion, you're free to leave. But say you want to leave, don't tell me that you hear things from a remote person without using your ears. That's like chewing garri without using your mouth. 2 Likes |
Re: Police Tell Man To Remove Zombie Jesus (Photos) by Nobody: 3:13pm On May 14, 2015 |
Weah96: You might need this |
Re: Police Tell Man To Remove Zombie Jesus (Photos) by Redlyn: 3:33pm On May 14, 2015 |
Esdb3: How do YOU hear god and spiritual things? In your heart? And if so how can you be certain its from God and not your head/imagination? |
Re: Police Tell Man To Remove Zombie Jesus (Photos) by theunusualmoon(m): 8:38pm On May 14, 2015 |
Weah96:......... still waiting for your response. |
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