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Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by missSAO: 10:47pm On Dec 26, 2014
I wanted to reach out and stab him in the chest. It took me every muscle in my body to restrain myself. Plus, I didn’t have a knife. How did I come so close to committing murder? Let me take you all the way back to the beginning. It all started with a kiss (literally)…

As his lips unlocked from mine, there were a few seconds of loss where my head was still spinning and I wasn’t quite aware of my environment.

“Are you OK?” he asked with a chuckle


“Yes…yes” I’m fine I replied

“Let me take you to breakfast tomorrow” he said. It was more of a statement than a question. Before I could respond he continued, “There’s a really nice restaurant on Akin Adesola. They open really early. I’ll pick you up by 8am.”

He picked up his files from my desk, turned around and walked away.

I didn’t even get to tell him that I had a dental appointment by 9am the next morning and I wouldn’t even be coming in to work.

***

“Hay girl! What you up to?” Oluchi, my housemate came bouncing into my room like she does every evening after work “Who you calling?’ she asked in her ‘you know I never mind my business’ tone of voice

“Trying to reach my dentist on the phone,” I replied

“What? By this time?? You KNOW the clinic would be closed by now right?” She asked

“Yes but he gave me his personal number for emergencies” I replied, frantically dialing Dr Dare’s number again and again.

“Oh! There’s an emergency? What’s wrong?” She asked with a worried look on her face.

“Tunde finally asked me out on a date. He asked me to have breakfast with him tomorrow. Well actually he TOLD me to to have breakfast with him tomorrow. Anyway, the point is I can’t afford to miss it. So I have to reschedule my dental appointment”

Oluchi stared at me like I just told her a huge rat has been living under my bed.

“Urrrhhh… Lola, a date with a hot guy from work hardly counts as an emergency” She said “You’ve been complaining about this tooth ache for weeks. Why don’t you just go for your appointment and meet up with him later? Besides, you wont be able to do much eating with your aching teeth”

“Maybe I should send Dr Dare a text…” I said to myself

Oluchi sighed. “Ok. How about Dotun?” she asked

“Who’s that?” I asked distractedly, typing on my phone twenty words per minute

“Are you kidding me? The guy you said sent flowers to your office the other day!”

“Oh THAT Dotun,” I said, suddenly remembering who she was referring to. “Abeg leave that guy jor. All he sends me are flowers. Am I a goat?”

To Be Continued…

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Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 11:11pm On Dec 26, 2014
Hurklan,iceberylin,xenga,ggrin another one don land o


Takes vvip sit draws flawles closer, zips zobo drink.

Op you're on point
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 11:15pm On Dec 26, 2014
samflexxy:
Hurklan,iceberylin,xenga,ggrin another one don land o


Takes vvip sit draws flawles closer, zips zobo drink.

Op you're on point
sips iceberylin's akamu
cool
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 11:19pm On Dec 26, 2014
ggrin:
sips iceberylin's akamu
cool
eyama

disgusting
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 11:21pm On Dec 26, 2014
samflexxy:
eyama

disgusting
undecided
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 11:23pm On Dec 26, 2014
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Engobi(m): 11:36pm On Dec 26, 2014
samflexxy:
eyama

disgusting
Lol
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Engobi(m): 11:36pm On Dec 26, 2014
ggrin:
sips iceberylin's akamu
cool
Lol grin
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 11:44pm On Dec 26, 2014
Engobi:

Lol grin
lipsrsealed
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by FLAWLES(f): 2:05am On Dec 27, 2014
samflexxy:
Hurklan,iceberylin,xenga,ggrin another one don land o


Takes vvip sit draws flawles closer, zips zobo drink.

Op you're on point
.abeg no finish the Zobo;clean eye's and stare
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Hurklan(m): 4:17am On Dec 27, 2014
Present, samflexxy, i sight u bro
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Onemansquad(m): 6:18am On Dec 27, 2014
Ok #following
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 10:04am On Dec 27, 2014
FLAWLES:
.abeg no finish the Zobo;clean eye's and stare
cheesy the zobo don finish but kunu still dey
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by FLAWLES(f): 10:07am On Dec 27, 2014
samflexxy:
cheesy the zobo don finish but kunu still dey
.hehehehehe;oya na
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by iceberylin(m): 12:51pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:
sips iceberylin's akamu
cool
E sweet abi cheesy
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 1:33pm On Dec 27, 2014
iceberylin:

E sweet abi cheesy
ashawo! cheesy
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 1:34pm On Dec 27, 2014
FLAWLES:
.hehehehehe;oya na
u too like akamu cheesycheesycheesy

And samflexxy own go dy sour o tongue
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 1:58pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:
u too like akamu cheesycheesycheesy

And samflexxy own go dy sour o tongue
for were my own sweet come nutritious join
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nmeri17: 2:14pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:
sips iceberylin's akamu
cool

Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 2:29pm On Dec 27, 2014
iceberylin:

E sweet abi cheesy
dem ban you
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 2:33pm On Dec 27, 2014
[quote author=Nmeri17 post=29246041][/quote]wetinundecided
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 2:40pm On Dec 27, 2014
samflexxy:
for were my own sweet come nutritious join
hahahahahaha



Kingtom own better pass am sef tongue

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Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nobody: 2:47pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:
hahahahahaha



Kingtom own better pass am sef tongue
so you don taste am b4
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nmeri17: 2:48pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:
wetinundecided

the alcoholic content of his akamu is 62% and as such very bad for yo health undecided
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 2:52pm On Dec 27, 2014
samflexxy:
so you don taste am b4
na wetin sis rozzayy talk be that o lipsrsealed
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 2:53pm On Dec 27, 2014
Nmeri17:


the alcoholic content of his akamu is 62% and as such very bad for yo health undecided
even if its 99.9%
Any qualms with thatundecided
Its non of ya biz btw tongue
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by Nmeri17: 3:05pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:

Its non of ya biz btw tongue

Omg these words pierced my heart like a spear in a 537BC warfare cry don't you kno yur my nl crush??

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Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by decode55(m): 3:10pm On Dec 27, 2014
Nmeri17:


Omg these words pierced my heart like a spear in a 537BC warfare cry don't you kno yur my nl crush??

grin grin
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by PHAYOL81: 3:23pm On Dec 27, 2014
Seems another HOT CAKE.
***draws a seat and join d front row.***
#waiting mode activated#
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by KingTom(m): 3:35pm On Dec 27, 2014
ggrin:
hahahahahaha



Kingtom own better pass am sef tongue
undecided undecidedundecided
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 3:52pm On Dec 27, 2014
Nmeri17:


Omg these words pierced my heart like a spear in a 537BC warfare cry don't you kno yur my nl crush??
iceberylin shocked
Re: Sex, Lies, & Puff Puff (part I) by ggrin(f): 3:54pm On Dec 27, 2014
KingTom:
undecided undecidedundecided
wetin dy worry this one nwundecidedundecidedundecided

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