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Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by texanomaly(f): 3:55am On Dec 30, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Satan is great.

How is your health these days?
Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:56am On Dec 30, 2014
texanomaly:


How is your health these days?

Never been better. Our Satan is marvelous.
Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by texanomaly(f): 3:59am On Dec 30, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Never been better. Our Satan is marvelous.

Our?

So was the whole "I'm dying" thing a hoax?
Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:01am On Dec 30, 2014
texanomaly:


Our?

So was the whole "I'm dying" thing a hoax?

Yes, our Satan.

No, it was no hoax. I will still die very soon. But I'm not dying yet. You misunderstood me.
Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by texanomaly(f): 4:04am On Dec 30, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


Yes, our Satan.

No, it was no hoax. I will still die very soon. But I'm not dying yet. You misunderstood me.

I was hoping it was a hoax. cry
Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:07am On Dec 30, 2014
texanomaly:


I was hoping it was a hoax. cry

I am hoping you give yourself to me. Totally.
Re: Tell Me, What Would You Possibly Ask For? by texanomaly(f): 4:12am On Dec 30, 2014
AlfaSeltzer:


I am hoping you give yourself to me. Totally.

Alfa you know that will not happen. I'm sure there are any number of women out there who would be happy to oblige you.

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