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A Letter To You From Satan by OLAMIND1(m): 9:08pm On Dec 12, 2008 |
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so Unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, you are mine. Remember,you and I have been going steady for years. and I still don't love you yet. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way, we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life with all of the good times we've had. We have been cursing people out, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes. SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take it's toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous! The end time is at hand! Xtians beware! Be Born again! |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by Dios(f): 11:27am On Dec 13, 2008 |
lol, good one. |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by thehomer: 10:42pm On Dec 13, 2008 |
The letter was unsigned and unaddressed. |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by ZinZino: 2:02am On Dec 14, 2008 |
Ma Daddy can't write! So how the hell do you impersonate ma dad and say he wrote this long boring sh***t? Aint it god who is so interested in writing and scribbling commandments to his deluded people? Ma pop aint no liar and killer! Y'all ranting and raving deliriously when you know absolutely sh**t about him and rely on some fake assed pastors to soil his name! Go read your f**king bibles again and compare the atrocities ma pop and your god commited and get back to me! We have had enough of your silly propagandas about the devil and i am here to set the record straight! So you wanna debate? Bring it on' |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by RichDad1(m): 1:08pm On Dec 14, 2008 |
Hope this is a dream @Zin zino, Are u for real ? |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by ZinZino: 3:03pm On Dec 14, 2008 |
Rich Dad: In flesh! Ma pop the most high, has commanded me to set the record straight about him and those that have been defaming him for years because he has kept silent for all these years. But now is the time to counter any negative propaganda about him and see actually who is lying or who is the real demonic being: Its time for all you religious apologists to answer to the most high! And you wont be punished for speaking your mind because the most high doesn't force anyone to follow him and proclaim death as the final price but instead he is ready to offer you compassion, love and understanding! No body should be condemned unjustly for not believing in my father but he will continue to educate and give you the free will to make a choice. Can your god do like wise? |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by OLAMIND1(m): 9:07pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Zinzino! u've gat some shit to tell me han? You ought to know that satan being the highest in rank of all the Angels will definitely know how to write! |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:42am On Jan 31, 2009 |
OLAMIND, : This "letter" calls for sober reflection. |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by Pepeye(f): 8:58am On Jan 31, 2009 |
Word! |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by evecyril: 2:26pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
@zinzino, it is really a pity.dnt worry, i could add u to my prayer list.i kno d devil will reallly be proud of u bt i assure u that one day u will say the contrary.The most high God of mercy will surely pay u visit someday and u will turn around to be the greatest evangelist of our time. OH LORD, HAVE MERCY ON HIM FOR HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE IS DOING! |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by dalaman: 3:00pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
i visit this forum regularly and i must confess that there a quite a lot of interesting characters o this thread. ZinZino what are you son of satan? |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by ariblaze(m): 3:41pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
@zin you are sick just sick |
Re: A Letter To You From Satan by ariblaze(m): 3:47pm On Feb 02, 2009 |
@zin you are sick just sick |
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