greatguru22:

No oo, greatguru always commands people not to do something but nobody ever told greatguru to stop doing something..

Young girl, i have preached to u about christ so dont let me act in other way round to u..

If not u would be tracked down from anywhere u may be.

WARNING: STOP DIS BEFORE U R TRACKED DOWN and sanctioned!!

Joker!

Ode!



Tell me your real names so that I could warn Uites

ponpin234:
nooooooo..pay me 1st

pay u ko, thief manager. U're d one tht'll pay me nau, I want to help wt ur work ni.
Anyway, u're a nice commentator

ponpin234:
HOPE u d ENJOY the SHOW

yeah sure, very well. But my prayer is dt we'll still get many shows 2 watch by d tym d list is out n all our names were there.

WE wil just call WONDER WOMAN SHERIFF RELIGION to cum nd ANTIVIRUS u
#WARNING: STOP DIS BEFORE U R TRACKED DOWN and sanctioned!!#
BETA KEEP QUITE b4 WONDER WOMAN SHERIFF RELIGION CUMS BACK FOR U
#i don warn u oooo#.....# a word is enuf for the wise #

OBSEQUIOUS:


Come and take weapon in the station to face your Nemesis and if they are with ak47 press 1 ,if Na raffle press 2 .if they came with bomb abeg hang up!

Lolz, abeg no crack my ribs o. Our police men deserve award. 'The best police command in the World', ironically of course

greatguru22:
Noticed: u wont soon be dealt wit.

I will call ur size for u ooo...loolx

ponpin234:
WE wil just call WONDER WOMAN SHERIFF RELIGION to cum nd ANTIVIRUS u

#WARNING: STOP DIS BEFORE U R TRACKED DOWN and
sanctioned!!#

BETA KEEP QUITE b4 WONDER WOMAN SHERIFF RELIGION CUMS BACK FOR U

#i don warn u oooo#.....# a word is enuf for the wise #

hehehehehehehehe........ Can't stop loooooooooling

HaneefahRN:

pay u ko, thief manager. U're d one tht'll pay me nau, I want to help wt ur work ni.
Anyway, u're a nice commentator

loolx...pay ba...no worry...greatguru don JAM HIM SIZE

bittertalk1993:


hehehehehehehehe........ Can't stop loooooooooling

lolx...beta no burst belle ooo

ponpin234:
I will call ur size for u ooo...loolx

I'm listening

HaneefahRN:

Lolz, abeg no crack my ribs o. Our police men deserve award. 'The best police command in the World', ironically of course

Yes, you get arrested for not using AC in sun

greatguru22:

I'm listening

better don't listen ONLY ooo....go nd MEDITATE on what. The NEW SHERIFF told you....
Looolx

ponpin234:
loolx...pay ba...no worry...greatguru don JAM HIM SIZE

Lolz. But seriously someone shld support greatguru is his behavior tht bad? gosh!

OBSEQUIOUS:
Yes, you get arrested for not using AC in sun

Lolz, or not having the document wt murtala's head on it

daretodiffer:


Joker!

Ode!



Tell me your real names so that I could warn Uites

My name is greatguru. Ful stop!!

I dont even hv ur time cos i'm in redemption camp, daddy is about to preach..

U r in darkness, come to christ.

My last msg on nairaland for today, to be continued tomorrow.

Those guys sitting on d corridor wit Zobo watching drama, sit wel..

HaneefahRN:

Lolz, or not having the document wt murtala's head on it

Lol, common let's enjoy the show

greatguru22:

My name is greatguru. Ful stop!!

I dont even hv ur time cos i'm redemption camp, daddy is about to preach..

U r in darkness, come to christ.

My last msg on nairaland for today, to be continued tomorrow.

Those guys sitting on d corridor wit Zobo watching drama, sit wel..

looolx...greatguru...change your ways...

#STOP BEING PROUD

#STOP BRAGGING

#STOP FORMING TRACKING ND SUCH

#TALK TO PEOPLE AS AN ELDERLY PERSON

#IF U CANT ADVICE PEOPLE WITHOUT HURTING DEM, JUST KEEP QUITE OR LEARN HOW TO ADVICE PEOPLE

#ADD URS MY PEOPLE

greatguru22:

My name is greatguru. Ful stop!!

I dont even hv ur time cos i'm in redemption camp, daddy is about to preach..

U r in darkness, come to christ.

My last msg on nairaland for today, to be continued tomorrow.

Those guys sitting on d corridor wit Zobo watching drama, sit wel..

Don't you just love Nairaland?:DD

You are madness personified

greatguru22:

My name is greatguru. Ful stop!!

I dont even hv ur time cos i'm in redemption camp, daddy is about to preach..

U r in darkness, come to christ.

My last msg on nairaland for today, to be continued tomorrow.

Those guys sitting on d corridor wit Zobo watching drama, sit wel..

Lolz, u can join us if u want, there is enof zobo to go round, don't worry it's chilled

HaneefahRN:

Lolz. But seriously someone shld support greatguru is his behavior tht bad? gosh!

lolx...don't worry

greatguru22:
I took a cursory look at some of ur posts especially d one from d newly registered member like angiogra etc

I was laughin wen reading all ur posts but can u say it in my presence? How i wish i had ample time to tackle all of u one by one...

Well well, i dont have much time to spend here cos i'm working on how to hold a seminar dis week..

Probably after d seminar i want to organise or when i have made cool money on fiverr.com, website hosting and other legistimate online business, thanks to d owner of naijaloaded, he is my boss, today even if i'm not a millionaire, money has become my slave..

So ladies and gentlemen i wil be right back to dis thread for more info on OAU direct entry once i'm less busy but wil stil be updating some thread on nairaland.

Oh u mean wat about those i want to track down? Kk, their own issue is secondary let first face d primary issue.

Bye bye nd happy sunday to all.

Are you a three-nosed monster?

HaneefahRN:

Lolz, u can join us if u want, there is enof zobo to go round, don't worry it's chilled

me too nko? Its been long i last taste it

WOW!!!!!! I CANT BELIEVE WAH AM SEEING

Dis was what happened wen GOODLUCK was abw leaving OFFICE and BUHARI gave him d last HANDSDOWN BEATING and dis is just wah happened BY our WONDER WOMAN SHERIFF RELIGION...as FOLLOWS

#Don't you just love Nairaland?:DD

You are madness personified#

And dis was just TOOOOOO HARSH...I can feel it to ma BONE MARROW...dis is the type dah gives u sleepness NIGHTS..not just for 1 day buh for DAYS.....

GSteve001:
me too nko? Its been long i last taste it

Lolz, grab a sit my brother. 'Mama Omo one more zobo is needed at this table o'
Hope u're enjoying the show?

GSteve001:
me too nko? Its been long i last taste it

Haneefa pls dont give dis guy free chilled Zobo unless he pays u.

HaneefahRN:

Lolz, u can join us if u want, there is enof zobo to go round, don't worry it's chilled

I no fit join u now cos i dey redemption camp now, can u come and give me my own chilled zobo in camp or u put it in fridge so dt wen i come back it wil stil remains chilled?

greatguru22:

Haneefa pls dont give dis guy free chilled Zobo unless he pays u.

enh? If i hear? I have collect this one already *gulps it down my throat* "hmm...so sweet...hanny! I fit get one more?

HaneefahRN:
Lolz, grab a sit my brother. 'Mama Omo one more zobo is needed at this table o' Hope u're enjoying the show?

before nko, thanks

daretodiffer:




I don't

You write like someone I knew.

llaykorn:


You write like someone I knew.

I probably am that person

greatguru22:

I no fit join u now cos i dey redemption camp now, can u come and give me my own chilled zobo in camp or u put it in fridge so dt wen i come back it wil stil remains chilled?

Lolz, no probs. Zobo dey anytime anyday, although it seems sweeter wt the drama, but it seems u guys av stopped the show tho, and I was beginning to enjoy it.
But on a serious note nw, u are at a redemption camp, I hope u're ready to change ur ways. Did u see the list compiled by ponpin? Yh, it's true and that's the kind of person most if nt all of us perceive u as - arrogant, insensitive (u think u're helping but while trying to help u hurt pple's feelings), u suck at giving advice -maybe cos u lack manner of putting thns across , it cld be ur version of being frank tho, but most times it comes off as harsh, the tracking ish is annoying too, then u talk to pple like they are kids even wtout knowing them, etc. I know u ain't tht bad tho, u just dnt see anything wrong wt them. But, I hope u'll work on all these traits

GSteve001:

enh? If i hear? I have collect this one already *gulps it down my throat* "hmm...so sweet...hanny! I fit get one more?

Lolz, no worries, enjoy the life of ur head