So there I was doing my usual Satanic things. Opening threads mocking those of the Christian faith, you know.
Then this really annoying moderator Ishilove showed up on the thread. I had earlier encountered her on another thread by lastchild. He was having a problem with his lastwife Yachika, a spirit from the underworld.
Me, being Satanic and all, know my Father can not give away his brilliant daughter to that guy, na.. No way lastchild could be my brother-in-law. To cut the long story short, I read Ishilove's comments and thought she was trolling the poor fellow. Little did I realise, she believed in most of what she wrote and was only reaching out to help him based on what she knew, or felt she knew.

So back to the thread in question.. by the way, if you are still reading up to this point, u deserve a bottle of coke..



She battled with me on the thread and when I countered, I got banned. Oh dear Lord, I was pissed. Bleep it, I am addicted to Nairaland's religion section. That is the best place to find mad people arguing and fighting about mad things. We even have a special section where we quarantine those wey their madness don pass 'be careful'. I no talk anything o.



By the power vested in her, I got banned till 2015. Then refreshed my page and realised the ban had been reduced to just four days. It was like she was ban trolling me. I was so pissed I broke my iphone 1 in anger.


I opened threads, created two new accounts (sonofthedevil and sonofsatan) - both accounts have been banned till Jesus comes -, tried my best to get Seun's attention to the whole mess, and eventually got some form of reprieve.

I thought I had made a mortal enemy. This Ishilove, ah Lucifer, see wetinyour pikin dey suffer for moderator hand..

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But then, by some bizarre twist of fate, I was roaming to and fro the threads of NL when I stumbled upon her dairy. There I saw a sweet message for me. I was so touched. I felt like Jesus felt when that kid handed him bread and fish. I saw that beyond our beliefs, doctrines and all other nonsense is a real being. A being that is drawn to love and light. And that if we look beyond those veils, we can recognize that light. It doesnt matter if that veil be muslim, atheist, christian, pagan.. We all want to be loved and appreciated. Hate only builds walls that separate us, love conquers even the toughest of fortresses.

So thank you Ishilove. And I love you too. May this year be a great one for you.



If you love Lucifer, be first to comment.

I do not love Lucifer..I'm just in search of knowledge from the dark side.

sonOfLucifer:
So there I was doing my usual Satanic things. Opening threads mocking those of the Christian faith, you know.
Then this really annoying moderator Ishilove showed up on the thread. I had earlier encountered her on another thread by lastchild. He was having a problem with his lastwife Yachika, a spirit from the underworld.
Me, being Satanic and all, know my Father can not give away his brilliant daughter to that guy, na.. No way lastchild could be my brother-in-law. To cut the long story short, I read Ishilove's comments and thought she was trolling the poor fellow. Little did I realise, she believed in most of what she wrote and was only reaching out to help him based on what she knew, or felt she knew.

So back to the thread in question.. by the way, if you are still reading up to this point, u deserve a bottle of coke..



She battled with me on the thread and when I countered, I got banned. Oh dear Lord, I was pissed. Bleep it, I am addicted to Nairaland's religion section. That is the best place to find mad people arguing and fighting about mad things. We even have a special section where we quarantine those wey their madness don pass 'be careful'. I no talk anything o.



By the power vested in her, I got banned till 2015. Then refreshed my page and realised the ban had been reduced to just four days. It was like she was ban trolling me. I was so pissed I broke my iphone 1 in anger.


I opened threads, created two new accounts (sonofthedevil and sonofsatan) - both accounts have been banned till Jesus comes -, tried my best to get Seun's attention to the whole mess, and eventually got some form of reprieve.

I thought I had made a mortal enemy. This Ishilove, ah Lucifer, see wetinyour pikin dey suffer for moderator hand..

[img]http://media0./media/HJTBvT7cTQqFq/200_s.gif[/img]

But then, by some bizarre twist of fate, I was roaming to and fro the threads of NL when I stumbled upon her dairy. There I saw a sweet message for me. I was so touched. I felt like Jesus felt when that kid handed him bread and fish. I saw that beyond our beliefs, doctrines and all other nonsense is a real being. A being that is drawn to love and light. And that if we look beyond those veils, we can recognize that light. It doesnt matter if that veil be muslim, atheist, christian, pagan.. We all want to be loved and appreciated. Hate only builds walls that separate us, love conquers even the toughest of fortresses.

So thank you Ishilove. And I love you too. May this year be a great one for you.



If you love Lucifer, be first to comment.

*facepalm*

This epistle because you have a crush on me?

MizMyColi:
Hahaahahahahaha

Light and Darkness will become one someday.

All we'll know is light! light!
Light and Love

#Believe

Sof is a nice guy. Just gutter minded.

Ishilove:



Sof is a nice guy. Just gutter minded.

As if you do not like guttet things. I went through your profile. You like rofo rofo things. That is why you are drawn to me. But elantraceey had taken me captive.

Ishilove:


Sof is a nice guy. Just gutter minded.

Very correct.

sonOfLucifer:

As if you do not like guttet things. I went through your profile. You like rofo rofo things. That is why you are drawn to me. But elantraceey had taken me captive.

Now you're going through my profile?? Is that how deep your crush is??

Elantraceey, come and take your man o!! Abeg

MizMyColi:



Very correct.

That's why Elantraceey needs to pray hard for him.

Ishilove:

That's why Elantraceey needs to pray hard for him.

True that.
I hear she's religion section's resident prayer warrior

Ishilove:

Now you're going through my profile?? Is that how deep your crush is??

Elantraceey, come and take your man o!! Abeg

Elantraceey where are you? TSIF

sonOfLucifer:

Elantraceey where are you? TSIF

i'm here, why are you looking for me?

elantraceey:
i'm here, why are you looking for me?

It is the weekend. What you doing?

sonOfLucifer:

It is the weekend. What you doing?

nothing much, you?

elantraceey:



nothing much, you?

Got drunk. It was awesome.

sonOfLucifer:

Got drunk. It was awesome.

i have kown you to be a serial and wicked lier and drunkerd. Be truthful for once do you love ishilove the deltan woman

Redoil:
i have kown you to be a serial and wicked lier and drunkerd. Be truthful for once do you love ishilove the deltan woman

Did you smoke dog balls this AM?

sonOfLucifer:

Did you smoke dog balls this AM?

guy you no try. Answer yes or no or else i will invite vooks to come and take over this thread

sonOfLucifer:

Did you smoke dog balls this AM?

The fear of "vooks" is the beginning of ......

Poo!!! Another attention seeker...

Remain there in the religious section.... and don't dirty the mind of the generals here....

Btw... have back your coke cos no one need it...

Quote me and......















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