priscaoge:
Op I saw this on fcbk

Gflat:
Why do women act this way? It is so annoying and stup**id!!

So i met a girl(very beautiful and classy) we got plans for a date at a restaurant and we hooked up. Mehn...it felt so awesome spending the night with her

***fast forward***

We fixed another date which will be at my place. So i made some plans for just the two of us.

*i bought fuel in my generator(in case these animals start their rubbish )

*i cooked my best meal which was fried rice with turkey and sliced gizzard (mehn,i almost burnt the kitchen while making this )

*i kept my television in my pal's room(so she wouldn't start with "i wanna watch a movie :p) and if she asked about it, i'll tell her it developed a lil problem

*i connected my laptop to the home theater and played my "track-down playlist" (i only play the songs in here whenever i want a lady to fall into the mood with me...songs like "let her go by passenger" dehm this feels good! )

*i bought some flowers and set it in a glass jug then placed it on my center table. (yeah,it is romantic..you know, when you take a flower and use it to play on her chest )

Infact i switched on my "fragment candle" and the room looked just too perfect!

****

She called my by 7pm and told me she's at my junction...then i started playing the playlist and set the candles on(so things will set-up before we get into the room )


As i was rushing down to the junction to pick her, i kept hearing the song "stay with me" by smith playing in my mind...everything was moving like slow motion...the breeze was blowing gently and calm i could feel my very skin touching hers. I could see her smiles...i could her her calling my name in a sexy way OMG!




But the song playing in my mind immediately crashed when i saw her walking towards me with two of her friends

They are presently in my room now eating my "struggle" and shaking their bumbum to "in my bed" by wizkid ...furck this i need a gun!!

dechandel:
God bless that girl

kristina1:
Smart girl!

Tallesty1:
Is that what you call smart?


No lady can try that shit with me, I will simply phone two of my friends and we will share them.

prettythicksme:
Lol,y d rush,calm down naa if she likes you,you go yansh her dieeee.

dudesexy1111:
hmm yash am dieee.... I salute oooo

mencade4:

prettythicksme:
lmao#true talk!