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25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by badassProdigy(m): 9:18pm On Jan 07, 2015
How to be a Badass in 25
Awesomely Bad Ways... oops lets #see #iRepAnyways

#1 Don’t be a people pleaser.
Stop worrying about everyone’s opinions.
You know who you are, and your loved ones love the person you are. So stop trying to please everyone you meet in life.

#2 Don’t fidget.
A badass never fidgets. Nervous wannabes
fidget. A badass moves with calculated precision,
and never cracks his knuckles or shuffles his feet
when he’s stationary.

#3 The scary gaze.
Badasses have a piercing
gaze when they’re having a conversation with
someone. If they’re happy, the corner of their
lips curls into a small smile. If they’re
displeased, their expression turns into a grimace
that makes anyone feel like they’re going to get
punched in the face.

#4 Don’t nod your head.
A badass doesn’t nod or shake their head in approval for every line they hear. When you’re having a conversation
with someone, just stare at them or answer with
a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’. It’ll intimidate anyone you
speak too.

#5 Relax.
Be laid back and relaxed all the time,
like you don’t have a care in the world. But at
the same time, be very agile. When you need to
get up or walk away, don’t be a slob. You need
to make others run behind you and keep up
with your pace all the time.

#6 Be succinct.
Don’t use six words when you
can use one. A badass doesn’t indulge in idle
chatter. Always try to keep your sentences short.
It’ll make the other person talk more to fill in
the gaps, and that leaves them feeling
intimidated.

#7 Don’t be embarrassed.
A badass is never embarrassed about making
a scene or getting attention. Always be ready to
raise your voice if the need arises, whether it’s about yelling at someone or making a point over the phone.

#8 A badass is a perfectionist.
This is very important. Be perfect in what you
do, or no one will care for you. Only when you’re indispensible to people can you be worthy of being
a badass.

#9 Don’t smile all the time.
A badass’s smile is like a rare species of animal. It’s
seen only on rare occasions. Your smile should
feel like a compliment to the other person. So
don’t smile unless you’re laughing maniacally,
and you’ll be a great badass.

#10 Turn soft occasionally.
Show your soft side now and then to others so
people still know you’re human. This also makes
you very unpredictable which is a great trait about a
badass.

#11 Always sit back in your seat.
Never sit at the tip of your seat waiting to jump
up like you’ve got a spring loaded under your ass.
Sit back comfortably and voice your opinions
calmly. It makes you appear more composed.

#12 Never lose your cool in front of others.
Losing your cool, especially when you’re beaten
at something or when someone says something
rude is a sign of weakness, because it shows
others that you’ve been affected negatively by
what they said to you. A badass doesn’t care for
people’s opinions.
But if you can’t hold on to your rage, an
occasional outburst is completely acceptable, as
long as you don’t reveal your weaknesses to
others around you.

#13 Slow and firm gestures.
A badass doesn’t move his hands too often or
too fast. He’s calm and composed, and uses
only slow and calculated gestures.

#14 Emotionless.
Don’t be overly emotional, regardless of whether it’s positive or negative. A badass doesn’t show his real emotions to anyone but the closest people in his life.

#15 Have a serious move.
Every badass has a move or two to keep himself
occupied when he’s sitting idle. You can run one
hand over your other hand’s knuckles, or stroke
your chin slowly like you’re deep in thought.

#16 Dress really well.
Dress sharp, slick and intimidate others. A
badass looks bad only when he looks and dresses
sexy. If you dress like an average guy, you’ll just be ignored.

#17 Control others.
Always control the other person in a conversation.
Don’t just nod and listen to what they have to
suggest. Use your hands to guide them around
the place or get them to follow your lead in small
ways. Before you know it, their ego will shrivel and
you’ll feel more powerful, as long as you control the
direction and the end of the conversation.

#18 Never lose your cool.
A badass doesn’t lose his focus or his cool. He’s
always composed and makes decisions with a calm and calculative mind.

#19 Don’t shriek.
Speak in a low and firm voice without a quiver
all the time. A man who uses a high pitch is
never a badass, he’s the guy craving for attention.

#21 Learn your manners.
Don’t be rude or arrogant. Badasses are very charming,but very inhibiting. Treat everyone with respect, but
don’t tolerate their annoyance.

#22 Don’t talk fast.
People who are extremely confident and full of themselves always speak slowly because they don’t care about wasting another person’s time. But on the other hand, if you’re already a fast talker, be very firm and
commanding. It has the same badass effect
because it reveals that you don’t have time to
waste on others. But don’t ever let anyone cut
you in between when you’re talking.

#23 Have a manly drink.
If you’re not a teetotaler, avoid cocktails and
colorful drinks with fancy umbrellas when you’re behaving like a badass. Have a simple drink, or drink scotch neat or on the rocks. It makes you appear more
serious and sophisticated.

#24 Don’t hide your displeasure.
Let others see the displeasure in your face when
you’re annoyed with them for anything.
A badass is a perfectionist and doesn’t put up with
incompetent people.

#25 Be the real badass.
Be confident of who you are and don’t fake a
personality just for attention. It never works.
If you want to be a badass, you have to build
these traits over time. A badass isn’t born in a day,
he becomes one over time with maturity and confidence.

yapp #datsall

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by iceberylin(m): 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2015
Coming from a a badAss undecided

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by jalet: 9:22pm On Jan 07, 2015
Nice one. Why repeat never lose your cool
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by Nobody: 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2015
badassProdigy:
How to be a Badass in 25
Awesomely Bad Ways... oops lets #see #iRepAnyways
#1 Don’t be a people pleaser. Stop worrying
about everyone’s opinions. You know who you
are, and your loved ones love the person you
are. So stop trying to please everyone you meet
in life.
#2 Don’t fidget. A badass never fidgets. Nervous
wannabes fidget. A badass moves with
calculated precision, and never cracks his
knuckles or shuffles his feet when he’s
stationary.
#3 The scary gaze. Badasses have a piercing
gaze when they’re having a conversation with
someone. If they’re happy, the corner of their
lips curls into a small smile. If they’re
displeased, their expression turns into a grimace
that makes anyone feel like they’re going to get
punched in the face.
#4 Don’t nod your head. A badass doesn’t nod
or shake their head in approval for every line
they hear. When you’re having a conversation
with someone, just stare at them or answer with
a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’. It’ll intimidate anyone you
speak too.
#5 Relax. Be laid back and relaxed all the time,
like you don’t have a care in the world. But at
the same time, be very agile. When you need to
get up or walk away, don’t be a slob. You need
to make others run behind you and keep up
with your pace all the time.
#6 Be succinct. Don’t use six words when you
can use one. A badass doesn’t indulge in idle
chatter. Always try to keep your sentences short.
It’ll make the other person talk more to fill in
the gaps, and that leaves them feeling
intimidated.
#7 Don’t be embarrassed. A badass is never
embarrassed about making a scene or getting
attention. Always be ready to raise your voice if
the need arises, whether it’s about yelling at
someone or making a point over the phone.
#8 A badass is a perfectionist. This is very
important. Be perfect in what you do, or no one
will care for you. Only when you’re indispensible
to people can you be worthy of being a badass.
#9 Don’t smile all the time. A badass’s smile is
like a rare species of animal. It’s seen only on
rare occasions. Your smile should feel like a
compliment to the other person. So don’t smile
unless you’re laughing maniacally, and you’ll be
a great badass.
#10 Turn soft occasionally. Show your soft side
now and then to others so people still know
you’re human. This also makes you very
unpredictable which is a great trait about a
badass.
#11 Always sit back in your seat. Never sit at
the tip of your seat waiting to jump up like
you’ve got a spring loaded under your ass. Sit
back comfortably and voice your opinions calmly.
It makes you appear more composed.
#12 Never lose your cool in front of others.
Losing your cool, especially when you’re beaten
at something or when someone says something
rude is a sign of weakness, because it shows
others that you’ve been affected negatively by
what they said to you. A badass doesn’t care for
people’s opinions.
But if you can’t hold on to your rage, an
occasional outburst is completely acceptable, as
long as you don’t reveal your weaknesses to
others around you.
#13 Slow and firm gestures. A badass doesn’t
move his hands too often or too fast. He’s calm
and composed, and uses only slow and
calculated gestures.
#14 Emotionless. Don’t be overly emotional,
regardless of whether it’s positive or negative. A
badass doesn’t show his real emotions to anyone
but the closest people in his life.
#15 Have a serious move. Every badass has a
move or two to keep himself occupied when he’s
sitting idle. You can run one hand over your
other hand’s knuckles, or stroke your chin slowly
like you’re deep in thought.
#16 Dress really well. Dress sharp, slick and
intimidate others. A badass looks bad only when
he looks and dresses sexy. If you dress like an
average guy, you’ll just be ignored.
#17 Control others. Always control the other
person in a conversation. Don’t just nod and
listen to what they have to suggest. Use your
hands to guide them around the place or get
them to follow your lead in small ways. Before
you know it, their ego will shrivel and you’ll feel
more powerful, as long as you control the
direction and the end of the conversation.
#18 Never lose your cool. A badass doesn’t lose
his focus or his cool. He’s always composed and
makes decisions with a calm and calculative
mind.
#19 Don’t shriek. Speak in a low and firm voice
without a quiver all the time. A man who uses a
high pitch is never a badass, he’s the guy
craving for attention.
#21 Learn your manners. Don’t be rude or
arrogant. Badasses are very charming, but very
inhibiting. Treat everyone with respect, but
don’t tolerate their annoyance.
#22 Don’t talk fast. People who are extremely
confident and full of themselves always speak
slowly because they don’t care about wasting
another person’s time. But on the other hand, if
you’re already a fast talker, be very firm and
commanding. It has the same badass effect
because it reveals that you don’t have time to
waste on others. But don’t ever let anyone cut
you in between when you’re talking.
#23 Have a manly drink. If you’re not a
teetotaler, avoid cocktails and colorful drinks
with fancy umbrellas when you’re behaving like
a badass. Have a simple drink, or drink scotch
neat or on the rocks. It makes you appear more
serious and sophisticated.
#24 Don’t hide your displeasure. Let others see
the displeasure in your face when you’re
annoyed with them for anything. A badass is a
perfectionist and doesn’t put up with
incompetent people.
#25 Be the real badass. Be confident of who you
are and don’t fake a personality just for
attention. It never works. If you want to be a
badass, you have to build these traits over time.
A badass isn’t born in a day, he becomes one
over time with maturity and confidence.
yapp #datsall
Very impressive. Very impressive indeed. And so as I always do on occasions such as this, I have religiously clicked the "like" button.
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by elantraceey(f): 9:31pm On Jan 07, 2015
*yawns*
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by Nobody: 9:32pm On Jan 07, 2015
Will rather be a good a$$..
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by REB3L(m): 9:35pm On Jan 07, 2015
So what you're trying to say is for ur to turn zombies?
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by busterr(m): 9:37pm On Jan 07, 2015
to be a bad ass don't take what doesn't belong to you, and don't take shit from anybody.

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by yorex2011: 9:39pm On Jan 07, 2015
All these bad-nyash tips una dey share for here undecided

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by badassProdigy(m): 9:47pm On Jan 07, 2015
NinoBrown888:
Will rather be a good a$$..

good a$$ sucks bro

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by badassProdigy(m): 9:52pm On Jan 07, 2015
elantraceey:
*yawns*
u surely do have a thing for badasses i guess grin
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by maajin007(m): 10:22pm On Jan 07, 2015
make sense;bravo!
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by shakazuldadon: 10:29pm On Jan 07, 2015
INCOMPLETE...

A BADASS NEEDS A STEADY CASH FLOW TO GIVE ALL U HVE SAID REAL BITE..... ELSE YOULL BE JUST A

B
R
O
K
E
A$$

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by badassProdigy(m): 10:53pm On Jan 07, 2015
shakazuldadon:
INCOMPLETE...

A BADASS NEEDS A STEADY CASH FLOW TO GIVE ALL U HVE SAID REAL BITE..... ELSE YOULL BE JUST A

B
R
O
K
E
A$$
u fit add dat one too join
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by Enegod(m): 11:00pm On Jan 07, 2015
shakazuldadon:
INCOMPLETE...

A BADASS NEEDS A STEADY CASH FLOW TO GIVE ALL U HVE SAID REAL BITE..... ELSE YOULL BE JUST A

B
R
O
K
E
A$$
grin
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by Nmeri17: 11:11pm On Jan 07, 2015
to what end
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by alberto2k(m): 11:47pm On Jan 07, 2015
*Drink 3 bottle of Alomo and top up with 2 bottle of Origin*

You'll become the Baddest baddass ever gone bad grin grin
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by Drmaverick: 11:53pm On Jan 07, 2015
5 ways to Make a Guy Interested in You: For the ladies

When you like a guy, but you aren't sure whether he is interested in you as well, it can be disappointing and frustrating. Rather than just waiting for him to start to like you, there are some things that you can do to try to make him see you the same way you see him. However, you should remember that you can never make someone like you who simply doesn't, but you can put your best foot forward.

1 Make sure that you are really interested in him before you devote time to trying to make him interested in you. Many women become focused on looks, but you should also be interested in his personality, hobbies and other aspects of his life.

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Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by decode55(m): 12:25am On Jan 08, 2015
Nice tips wink wink
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by badassProdigy(m): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2015
alberto2k:
*Drink 3 bottle of Alomo and top up with 2 bottle of Origin*

You'll become the Baddest baddass ever gone bad grin grin
somebody help dis sick niccur in dah house cheesy
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by badassProdigy(m): 12:29am On Jan 08, 2015
decode55:
Nice tips wink wink
yea man
Re: 25 Awesomely Bad Ways To Be A Real BADASS by decode55(m): 12:33am On Jan 08, 2015
badassProdigy:

yea man

I'll start implementing them ASAP.

No more: grin grin s

I'll be like this »»»» angry angry most of the time


cool cool

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