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Re: First Time by romsky: 11:32am On Mar 31, 2009
blessing i only made a matter of opinion point cool
Re: First Time by blissieng(f): 11:44am On Mar 31, 2009
My name IS NOT blessing!!!

I advised you to learn to read, you might surprise yaself.
Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49am On Mar 31, 2009
Whats up Blessing?
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 12:13pm On Mar 31, 2009
blessing is in jail
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 12:15pm On Mar 31, 2009
jail?
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 12:47pm On Mar 31, 2009
for allegedly stealing a shoe
Re: First Time by romsky: 12:49pm On Mar 31, 2009
& givin d cops a fake i.d card
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 12:58pm On Mar 31, 2009
and putting it in a current account insteadt of saving account
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:01pm On Mar 31, 2009
no allow Obama hia dis disgrace
Re: First Time by Lolabbey: 1:02pm On Mar 31, 2009
hmmm
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 1:03pm On Mar 31, 2009
okay
mouth shut lipsrsealed
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:08pm On Mar 31, 2009
i no know say tatafo fit kip secret sha
Re: First Time by clemcykul(f): 1:09pm On Mar 31, 2009
sure
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 1:10pm On Mar 31, 2009
try am again
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:11pm On Mar 31, 2009
i don hia say na wrong number fanx
Re: First Time by Lolabbey: 1:14pm On Mar 31, 2009
next time check truur fonebook and stop disturbibg pples peace
Re: First Time by romsky: 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2009
c dis customer care wey no sabi work
Re: First Time by blissieng(f): 1:34pm On Mar 31, 2009
All of una put together no FIT run me down.

You know who get my back?

I have come to realise people usually talk closer to 'home', which means those guys musta used fake id, and stolen shoes respectively.

Once again, don't start asking me stupid Q abt who I'm refering - long thing! If the cap fits, pls just wear it!
Re: First Time by Lolabbey: 2:10pm On Mar 31, 2009
werin dey wory dis wan sef
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2009
her date 4 yaba left don dey near
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 2:13pm On Mar 31, 2009
i hear she get permanent bed for there
Re: First Time by romsky: 2:17pm On Mar 31, 2009
meaning she get residence permit
Re: First Time by blissieng(f): 2:53pm On Mar 31, 2009
right abt resident permit, wrong abt place of residence.

Lola why the beef?
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 2:54pm On Mar 31, 2009
nobody is beefing u
they were only making a joke
dont read any meaning to it babe
koool
Re: First Time by Lolabbey: 2:57pm On Mar 31, 2009
we are good 2geda
Re: First Time by sholabanke(m): 2:57pm On Mar 31, 2009
peace
Re: First Time by blissieng(f): 2:58pm On Mar 31, 2009
who u dey call babe?

You obviously thot it'd get to me, hence the need to say what you did, no need for that. I can handle it.

Handlled worse tongue
Re: First Time by blissieng(f): 2:59pm On Mar 31, 2009
but knowing how convincing I can be, Lola - is joke i dey o.

no pun intended. seriously grin
Re: First Time by romsky: 3:00pm On Mar 31, 2009
When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad I'm even better.

good to go, ble don receive orientation hip. . . . . hip. . . . .
Re: First Time by EBELE20(f): 3:07pm On Mar 31, 2009
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d cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cool
d first time i bey my 1st lover never like him
but when time started going i enjoy him every well
Re: First Time by Lolabbey: 3:11pm On Mar 31, 2009
see lesson session
Re: First Time by romsky: 3:18pm On Mar 31, 2009
leave ebele arone o

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