Na man d speak like this, abeg commot there. U colonized a white girl picture and documents on line come the form, use d deceive us. I know better hate. Mtchweeee

OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

Chaiiii - God dey ooooo

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After going through your NL, am really surprised and happy that an european is speaking and understanding pidgin english...

Wana ask you...
Have you been to Nigeria before??
And how did you learn how to speak pidgin english??

But you amaze me o princess,no b lie

i don die!!...

make i wash my eye ..e be like say dust dey am

@Oyinboprincess,u been don live 4 naija b4? Abi u get Naija friends for there wey dey teach u pidgin?

Madam, is your cat a celebrity What's so special about your cat that you flaunt it on here

anyways. no me importa

I don view ur video for youtube n u sabi pigin wella,as for ur egusi soup,e dey tempting to check am out even though e no go b like d ones wey I dey use to cos u sti b learner for this business.

Jonwesley:
Na man d speak like this, abeg commot there. U colonized a white girl picture and documents on line come the form, use d deceive us. I know better hate. Mtchweeee

U got dat wrong cos I just view ha video on youtube n d face I saw wit d op pics ar d same.Probably u should check ha out@oyinbo princess.

I just watched @Oyinbo princess YouTube videos, and I'm like, I am so impressed, e make sense die, to know say even Oyinbo wey pple for naija won die be like, dey appreciate tins from dis side, I tell the Mata make sense die, abeg keep loving it, so nice and on point

Tipiflexy:
U got dat wrong cos I just view ha video on youtube n d face I saw wit d op pics ar d same.Probably u should check ha out@oyinbo princess.

Really? Link pls

SisterCaro:
OyinboPrincess gimme that your hair i wan make european lace wig jare

4gerrit!
Plus, our General iz gonna ban all forms of human hair attashment importation, brazilian hair, peruvian hair, jamaican dada hair, Daddy Showkey hair, u name it, there end dan reash on May 29th handover date

RomanyChi:
Madam, is your cat a celebrity What's so special about your cat that you flaunt it on here

anyways. no me importa

are you jealous or wat?

OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

Chaiiii - God dey ooooo

As you don read my topic finish, if u wan see more you for add me on here. I also get facebook (Oyinbo Princess) and I dey for twitter too @OyinboPrincess

Videos uploaded weekly on YouTube - subscribe to and watch Oyinbo Princess

ONE LOVE!

Roger me your skype id make we relate

OyinboPrincess:
@KELVINXY - beta blending baba.... na pepperoni confirm e don sweet me well well self - abeg follow me jare u knw say eh, person like una good for me sha - u for help me go viral OOOoooosssseeeeeeeeeee

@pureguide - omo nor b 9ja product ooo - I b confirm whitey yes, Oyinbo don too like to follow 9ja sawg, because e don hot google na a very good thing ooo, but I nor need make e help me write, I don go school well well before sha!! Shooooo u too dey fear - if disbelief dey ur mind, go youtube watch my videos, then make I hear wetin u wan yarn

YouTube - Oyinbo Princess
Titles - Hit Me, Mata Dey O, Omo See Yanch

Hmmm, i dey smell culture scam since Lord Lugard...but wait make i chek d utube sef

OyinboPrincess:
I hail u my people... I hope say all dey ok?

As I dey read plenty topics for this section e b like say I wan yarn small about my cat. Na this time two years ago, I don dey receive call from padi mi wey I know for work. E come tell me say this cat don become homeless... homeless sha?! how come?!

The cat don dey for one house like that, wey people nor sabi look after animals, e b like say the person head nor well at all. They don throw am for winder from 12floors high, reach ground. Omo God dey ooo - lucky say this cat nor dey break back!

Anyway sha, I don home am for one night initially - omo na almost two years don pass since!!

I don name am Tippy, na appropriately so, when u don dey think wetin happen to am. Since the time wey I don own am, omo nor b small mata.... she get one luxury fluffy bed, a personalised cushion cover, pink litter tray, cute food bowls and mat, a clawing board, a clawing tower with hiding space, toys don full the house self!!

She don tey since with these her toys ooo - I look am like... imagine na u be cat for 9ja oo - u nor go sabi anything sha. She dey lounge about anyhow, still as she don dey get all those things, she still come sleep for another place, like MY sofa!! She get big eye oo, na she dabaru!

Na house cat she be, e b like say if I free am for outside, another catgo scatter am anyhow, she go return house look like she don chop wowo lick plate!!

Chaiiii - God dey ooooo

As you don read my topic finish, if u wan see more you for add me on here. I also get facebook (Oyinbo Princess) and I dey for twitter too @OyinboPrincess

Videos uploaded weekly on YouTube - subscribe to and watch Oyinbo Princess

ONE LOVE!

Oh, Its u dat skooled in AIS Lagos or oh its BIS Lekki. Lol busted! I kno youuu

KELVINXY:




I knw sey u go like pepperoni,e dey ur face
No wahala shaa
I don follow u for twitter
So na ur turn to go follow back.

#you Just made my day

Hia! Kelvin! Haba.... she done dey make your day already?

Picomon:
OyinboPrincess shey o le la agbalumo mi?!

Agbalumo wey u never even wash well naim you dey find who go lick am?? Smellos
OP. .you try, na the cat luck make him enzoy

It had to be an oyibo now which naija person go get time for cat like that? Anyways Oyibo u try oh buh no vex oh where u for learn how to scarra pigdin like dat na?

Nice one

How this geh take sabi pidgin like this

Jonwesley:
Na man d speak like this, abeg commot there. U colonized a white girl picture and documents on line come the form, use d deceive us. I know better hate. Mtchweeee

What's your problem man she gave her twitter handle and a youtube link. Why not check that up first before vituperating.
Meanwhile OyinboPrincess, you got me 'loling' at your videos. It's thrilling listening to a british lady chopping the pidgin language nicely.

OyiboPrincess, where u dey, 9ija or America?

Forwetinnah:


Agbalumo wey u never even wash well naim you dey find who go lick am?? Smellos
OP. .you try, na the cat luck make him enzoy

Ohh I see. You don lick am for ur dream na hin u take know say I knw wash am well? Your brain nids hard reset.

Oyiboprincess, am sure many nairaland guys are already bombarding you with emails. Be careful with them oo. Many of them are jobless scammers. A word is enough for the wise.

Picomon:


Ohh I see. You don lick am for ur dream na hin u take know say I knw wash am well? Your brain nids hard reset.

Didirin. ..

Forwetinnah:


Didirin. ..

Apoda..

OooooooooooMmmmmmmmmmmOoooooooooo

Na me self neva knw dis my post don enter FRONTPAGE - wasere!! I hail all those supporters (& haters - as u inspire me to waka go more)

One thing - if una come doubt me, I don already give my handles for twitter / youtube / facebook - but as ur eye neva clear d time wey u come first read am, make I help u small sha

YouTube / Facebook - Oyinbo Princess

Twitter - @OyinboPrincess

If u still come question this my person - abegieeee try reading this:

http://thenet.ng/2015/02/meet-nets-biggest-fan-oyinbo-princess/

See as I just laugh scata reading some replies - omo I don crack rib tonight ooOOOoo - two self!! Abegieeee make I continue to read as I come swallow my food


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTVnPxcmrtU

HUGE appreciation to d ones wey come salute - I feel u o!! OSE for helping make this my topic front page

Questions?? - abeg.... fire am come sharp sharp ooOOOoo

Ok now
Keep the yan coming, we dey your back gidigba

Mehn! And this na d same pidgin english wey we no de send 4 9ja here o! We go de form 'queens english' 4ourselvz..na dat same pidgin, na eem oyinbo come value like dis...

OyinboPrincess, u 2 get level...u r mouthed! CarryGo...

Hiaaaaaaaan! Nairaland!!!!!!! Dis made fp?!!! Unbelievable!

So my smallie made frontpage...

FYI shez 100% real

Jonwesley:
Na man d speak like this, abeg commot there. U colonized a white girl picture and documents on line come the form, use d deceive us. I know better hate. Mtchweeee

On the contrary bro...tho I understand ur point of view.

@Prodeegee - na u so u go tell am na real mata ooOOoo babahhh, wasere, CHOP KNUCKLE!!!

@Jonwesley - nor b my fault dat na 'guys/men' I come learn from na... so na man talk I go talk so