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12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:10pm On Jan 11, 2015
Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things.These has led many guys into a life- time of regret .Let's examine and burst them one by one:
1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96
2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are crazy about' Lepa'. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that 'Lepa 'girl will later look like her 'orobo' (fat) mummy. If you don't like the present look of her mum, you better don't marry her.
3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys.
4: Pointed bosoms: Will her bosoms remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Don't go for bosoms, go for the best.
5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny.
6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.
7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you won't. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.
8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and don't forget “Iro and buba”.
9: Brazilian Hair:Do you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid.
10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread.
11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Don't ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, don't marry her.If you do, she will make your life miserable.
12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by TrishaP(f): 10:12pm On Jan 11, 2015
Counter thread
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by naijaboiy: 10:14pm On Jan 11, 2015
Well I don't care undecided
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by ronald4lif(m): 10:15pm On Jan 11, 2015
I don't agree with neither
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by ireneony(f): 10:16pm On Jan 11, 2015
Op I agree with you, especially no. 3 but I don't agree with you with no.11..
When someone is beautiful, nothing can change her beauty, especially natural beauty
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by vislabraye(m): 10:16pm On Jan 11, 2015
Bulllcraap !!!

When will U guys in NL grow up ? It's just too ridiculous
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:17pm On Jan 11, 2015
mtchwww go and warm up cause you will join so many other time wasters in kirikiri when Buhari wins Feb election
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by MrPearce(m): 10:17pm On Jan 11, 2015
13: light skin angry
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jan 11, 2015
We were expecting these#counter thread

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 11, 2015
vislabraye:
Bulllcraap !!!

When will U guys in NL grow up ? It's just too ridiculous
Coming from someone who uses IN correct urself first b4 talking of maturity

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by trisha01(f): 10:25pm On Jan 11, 2015
shocked
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Skillfullulu(m): 10:32pm On Jan 11, 2015
Chai... Una all too like ladies trouble. Go get a job and stop to worry over girls.
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jan 11, 2015
MrPearce:
13: light skin angry
It's not really relevant
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:34pm On Jan 11, 2015
trisha01:
shocked
Aunty talk ur mind

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by lilmax(m): 10:35pm On Jan 11, 2015
Beauty is never wrong
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Freshtomato(f): 10:40pm On Jan 11, 2015
Ehn ehn! lipsrsealed
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Kolade354(m): 10:41pm On Jan 11, 2015
The society is morally Bankrupt so they see truth as contoversy.........This post make sense. Those that are condemning it cant even think and post sensible things.
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Kolade354(m): 10:42pm On Jan 11, 2015
The society is morally Bankrupt so they see truth as controversy.........This post make sense. Those that are condemning it cant even think and post sensible things but they will always derail or insult OP.
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 11, 2015
lilmax:
Beauty is never wrong
She ages

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by dechandel(f): 10:50pm On Jan 11, 2015
This list is not sexy lipsrsealed
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by braindamage(m): 10:53pm On Jan 11, 2015
Dayvhid:
Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things.These has led many guys into a life- time of regret .Let's examine and burst them one by one:
[s]1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96
[/s][s]2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are crazy about' Lepa'. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up.
Stop fooling yourself, that 'Lepa 'girl will later look like her 'orobo' (fat) mummy. If you don't like the present look of her mum, you better don't marry her.
[/s]...I go for an hour cardio on weekends & don't joke with my exercise...should do the job for us[s]3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys.
[/s][s]4: Pointed bre.asts: Will her br.east remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Don't go for bre.ast, go for the best.[/s]Make I no talk lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
[s]5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny.
[/s][s]6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy.
[/s]..showing some skin would not end the world[s]7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you won't. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk.
[/s][s]8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and don't forget “Iro and buba”.
[/s][s]9: Brazilian Hair:Do you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid.
[/s][s]10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread.
[/s][s]11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Don't ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, don't marry her.If you do, she will make your life miserable.[/s]...she needs to be good looking sha...she does not need to be beautiful like kristina1, dechandel, mirexxx, marieolea...etc.. Thumbs up to all the pretty ladies on Nairaland
[s]12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon.[/s]..we go learn

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by IKJ66(m): 10:54pm On Jan 11, 2015
ℓ̊ came...ℓ̊ read..ℓ̊ left
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by deavicky(m): 10:59pm On Jan 11, 2015
No 4 is my problem should we now start marring ladies with sagged breast. What is wrong if it sagged in our house?
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jan 11, 2015
Rocktation ,farano, pasqal09 do the needful
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by mirexxx(f): 11:08pm On Jan 11, 2015
nyc1. ok guys learn from this and don't marry 4 butts n Brazilian hairs kiss
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 11:09pm On Jan 11, 2015
deavicky:
No 4 is my problem should we now start marring ladies with sagged breast. What is wrong if it sagged in our house?
Did you understand what I wrote

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by mirexxx(f): 11:09pm On Jan 11, 2015
deavicky:
No 4 is my problem should we now start marring ladies with sagged breast. What is wrong if it sagged in our house?
absolutely ntin wrongkiss
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by sexynabila(f): 12:27am On Jan 12, 2015
Abed guys..marry wat you r comfortable with
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Infomizer(m): 12:28am On Jan 12, 2015
Dayvhid:

Coming from someone who uses IN correct urself first b4 talking of maturity

If you can't win them, correct their grammar grin
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 9:45am On Jan 12, 2015
Infomizer:


If you can't win them, correct their grammar grin
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:15am On Jan 12, 2015
Tell dem o! Inner beauty n character shud b d foremost b4 considering her physical nature.

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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl by Nobody: 10:42am On Jan 12, 2015
marinel:
Tell dem o! Inner beauty n character shud b d foremost b4 considering her physical nature.
Especially character

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