olashas:

see dose beautiful set of shinny white teeth hi pretty... mind if I sit beside you?

Finally,some update! @op I thought u'll never update again well its hilarious cool update OP and pls more of that

Funny update. Keep it rollin' Bro!!

david have u ever thought of making movies with ur write-up....especially "the devil who loved me"..?

Dat bauchi guy sef, to be sincere,he is a real G.

* but to de nacked de sweet oooh, na so I go from my room climb down the stairs with my balls swinging jangulover to d kitchen to d fridge, and my mum will be like "chigozie ifele adighi eme gi? Ogalanya umuaka( aint u ashamed of urself?). Me, I will be like,mummy, rapunu m aka(leave me alone nah).

Dat feeling of free flow of air sweet die, and na my papa I learn am from, dat old man sef.

Dat Bauchi ehn

I'm beginning to like this Bauchi guy's character abeg. Reminds me of Bayo omoba mazamaza aka Robinhood aka Proud Chelsea supporter.

chigoizie7:
Dat bauchi guy sef, to be sincere,he is a real G.

* but to de nacked de sweet oooh, na so I go from my room climb down the stairs with my balls swinging jangulover to d kitchen to d fridge, and my mum will be like "chigozie ifele adighi eme gi? Ogalanya umuaka( aint u ashamed of urself?). Me, I will be like,mummy, rapunu m aka(leave me alone nah).

Dat feeling of free flow of air sweet die, and na my papa I learn am from, dat old man sef.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You nasty. Ain't nothing cute about that thing between your legs abeg. Keep it covered jor.

Bauchi is crazy I swear (my kind of guy) Nice one davidflo

missstella:
Bauchi is crazy I swear (my kind of guy) Nice one davidflo

Hmmmm.

KelvinGraphics:
Hmmmm.

why u dey hmmmm

missstella:
why u dey hmmmm

Nothing,
So U mean Bauchi is like me?

Nice 1 Boss Davidflo

KelvinGraphics:
Nothing, So U mean Bauchi is like me?

Who be u?

missstella:
Who be u?

U want begin deny me now abi?

Amusaopeyemi:

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. You nasty. Ain't nothing cute about that thing between your legs abeg. Keep it covered jor.

U don ever bath finish, come position ur mid region(nyash and kpekus) to a standing fan? Dats d feeling I get running up nd down nacked,


*nothing cute? Nne,My blokoz cute ooh, even if d balls aint cute, d pipe over cute, make I show u? *winks*


*dats a nice pix, love ur complection(dark n lovely)

Nice update.

KelvinGraphics padi miiii longest tym.... wetin happen dem kidnap u? abi dem carry u go nl prison?(ban) I don miss u o... bro...

boss you are endowed with good stories . Keep it up. Much love

chigoizie7:


U don ever bath finish, come position ur mid region(nyash and kpekus) to a standing fan? Dats d feeling I get running up nd down nacked,


*nothing cute? Nne,My blokoz cute ooh, even if d balls aint cute, d pipe over cute, make I show u? *winks*


*dats a nice pix, love ur complection(dark n lovely)

...u dey scoop my bae for wher i dey?....u wan jonz ni?no allw me change am for u oo.

Ayjos10:
...u dey scoop my bae for wher i dey?....u wan jonz ni?no allw me change am for u oo.

Bros,aaah!!!!, I de madt? How I wan take scoup ur babe nah? She be soup? I just d admire baba God handi work ooh.

chigoizie7:



Bros,aaah!!!!, I de madt? How I wan take scoup ur babe nah? She be soup? I just d admire baba God handi work ooh.

oya chop knuckle

chigoizie7:



Bros,aaah!!!!, I de madt? How I wan take scoup ur babe nah? She be soup? I just d admire baba God handi work ooh.

oya chop knuckle..u correct

hfinest1:
KelvinGraphics padi miiii longest tym.... wetin happen dem kidnap u? abi dem carry u go nl prison?(ban) I don miss u o... bro...

Baba na me miss U pass.
Wetin happen to me pass Kidnap and ban bro. Infact my mouth no fit talk am self, walahi.
We need to talk o, i get small biz 4 U, so how e go be na?
Good morning.

Ayjos10:
...u dey scoop my bae for wher i dey?....u wan jonz ni?no allw me change am for u oo.

Your bae? I'm lost.

chigoizie7:



Bros,aaah!!!!, I de madt? How I wan take scoup ur babe nah? She be soup? I just d admire baba God handi work ooh.

I am not his bae again o. I already dis-bae'd him last week, he went with transformation, me I am now in the era of change o, I belong to everybody and no-one.

Amusaopeyemi:

I am not his bae again o. I already dis-bae'd him last week, he went with transformation, me I am now in the era of change o, I belong to everybody and no-one.

Lolz

Na I'm be say, u also belonged to me,
Chai, PMB don skwata dis I kwantri pinish ooh.
Wit dat speech.


But don't u know dat once a bae,always a bae ?
U re still his bae sweethrt.

chigoizie7:


Lolz

Na I'm be say, u also belonged to me,
Chai, PMB don skwata dis I kwantri pinish ooh.
Wit dat speech.


But don't u know dat once a bae,always a bae ?
U re still his bae sweethrt.

'Once a bae, always a bae' Neverrrrrrrrrrrr

If I was your bae and we break up I don't know you again o. I don't do ex abeg.

Amusaopeyemi:

'Once a bae, always a bae' Neverrrrrrrrrrrr

If I was your bae and we break up I don't know you again o. I don't do ex abeg.

So,u don't subscribe to " we disagree to agree"?
"We quarel to reconcil stronger"? "we break up to make up stronger"? If na like dis ur principles dey,den u still ve a lot to learn with regards to marriage,else u don't want to.

*in marriage,we always fall out of love with each other from time to time(break up and make up),but because it is for better for worse, we ve no choice to leave cos we re trapped in it. Unlike

*relationships were we re free to leave @ will.we ve to learn how to endure from our courtships, u don't ve to keep breaking up and making up ooh,no.

But u will be able to draw a line between stupid and flimzy breakups from serious breakups. U don't ve to be turgid.


What if u loved him soo much, and a lie or deciet from either friends or family made u both break up,when u realised d truth and he came begging that its not his fault and it is true, won't u make up?


Sweethrt,never say never.

Just patiently waiting for the day Fifi will fork kiki. That day go hot die. I don already buy my vassline down.

LOL. Bauchi is crazy. I like the character though