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Before going to bed, I had to eat something. I
opened the fridge and yes, all the things in my
fridge
had turned to block; the light had been on for
8 years without going off. I finished eating and
went to
bed. Oh I have to reduce the speed of this fan,
the voltage is so high. I woke up very early in
the morning
to the sound O̶̲̥̅̊f̶̲̥̅̊ classical music.
I casually strolled into the bathroom. Oh! the
cold is too much this morning, I turned on The
hot-water
tap. While toweling myself dry, I turned on the
radio and heard the presenter speaking about
Nigeria, how
she is now one of the most developed
countries in the world and how the Nigerian
president
yesterday declared his asset and all he had to
boast of was N20 million naira and a duplex in
his village. I
finished dressing up and took my time to eat. I
had no reason to rush, after-all the roads are
always free
and there are no potholes. On the way, I saw a
few policemen patrolling, and I greeted them. I
stopped to
chat with them for a few minutes after which I
drove off laughing.
At my workplace, I saw some people loitering
in the waiting room and discovered they were
here to be
interviewed. I saw the son of the permanent
secretary. I also saw a young man with tattered
shoes and
patched-up trouser; he graduated recently
from one of the government universities, but
everyone could
testify to the fact that he's brilliant. While
going home that day, I saw the man with the
tattered shoes
again, he was smiling and I asked him why.
"Sir, I've been given the job." he said, "What!
What of the
Permanent secretary's son, didn't his father
call beforehand?" "No" the man said, "He
didn't"
That evening, I went out to play in the
neighborhood, I saw Adamu and Obinna
discussing the recent trend
in the country, of how Mallam Danjuma is now
the governor of Rivers state, Senator Abifarin
Oluwafemi is
now the governor in Borno state, Mr Chijioke
Godffrey is now the governor of Oyo state. I
decided that
since I had a lot of time on my hands, I should
make a quick stop in the hospital to make a
few checkups.
I went to the Cancer treatment Hospital, after
making sure I was cancer-free, i visited the
HIV/AIDS
Checkup Centre and I was well attended to;
with world-class equipments. I even saw the
mother of the
vice-president there. From there, I saw Hope of
Salvation Church and Egbe Alasalatu Islamic
house holding
a joint prayer for continuous peace in the
community. I saw the pastor and Imam
consulting on the prayer
points. I stayed for a few minutes before
leaving
The next morning, I tried to make some calls,
but I couldn't find my phone. I took my wife's
phone and
saw tons of messages sent from my phone
asking me to call back, that my phone was
found on the road.
I hurriedly called my phone back and got a
man on the line. He told me he had been
calling my
wife's number since yesterday night but that
she wasn't picking her calls. I apologized and
told him that
she put her phone in silent to avoid
disturbances while sleeping. I went to reclaim
my phone, I thanked the
man and offered him a few naira, but he
rejected it saying, I shouldn't worry.
Since it was election time, I went to the polling
booth nearest to me to carry out my
constitutional duties.
I saw only people of voting age there,
everywhere was peaceful and the security
agents there were merely
putting up appearances as they were just
chatting with the voters. I voted for the
candidate of my choice
and left. The next morning, I heard that the
election results were out and that the runners-
up and winner
were having lunch together. I turned on my
T.V set and saw for myself, in fact, they
weren't just eating, a
healthy conversation was going on. The winner
of the presidential election asked the runners-
up to advice
him as to how to effectively run the country
and they all sat together to discuss on how to
sustain the
massive success the country has been
witnessing.
The next day, the foreign media said that the
American president has laid some rules down
for Nigeria to
follow, failure to do that will amount to
severing of diplomatic ties. The Nigerian
president replied 30
minutes after, he told the American president
to go to hell and that he won't allow his
country to be ruled
by foreign and anti-masses policies. I
remembered that I hadn't completed my
weekly hours of work
mandatory for all Nigerians, I got there and
saw the president dusting his trouser, he had
just finished
cutting the grass where he was assigned to
work. I greeted him and he told me that he's
expecting month
end, that his monthly allowance had nearly
finished, since he was also collecting the
minimum wage being
paid to the workers.
"Hum..." I woke up with a jolt slapping my
ears, these mosquitoes again. So I have been
dreaming. I was
sweating profusely, there's no light. I stood up
to take my bath, no water. I turned on my
transistor radio,
I heard them saying Boko haram has started
again, and that robbers have killed 13 people.
Oh God!
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Dis ur trash is not getting u A vote for dat old retired illiterate

Y u wake up now??

Truth24:
Dis ur trash is not getting u A vote for dat old retired illiterate

Did I sound like I was campaigning for anyone?