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Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by EmmySparky(m): 2:31pm On Jan 20, 2015
OP u sabi lie eh

Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by dahunsy(f): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2015
coughs*** clears throat
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Sanchez01: 2:44pm On Jan 20, 2015
bidexmat:
A 27 -year-old man who acclaimed to be a member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God had reportedly cut off his penis from his body with a machete in order to concentrate in the ongoing 21 days fasting and prayer programme organized by the church.
The unidentified man who ardently believes that fasting and prayers should be embarked upon with piousness decided to obey the instruction of the Bible that enjoined people to cut off any part of their bodies that will lead them into sin.

According to reports, on Sunday, January 18, 2015 the man was said to be doing great without food and water but revealed that his manhood was obstructing him from getting more devout to God with its little erections on daily basis.

He said,
 "The pen¡s has a mind of its own and it is capable of doing things which are totally out of my control. It usually gets erect every now and then, and konji sets in. And you know that konji is one of the things that leads people into sin. The erections were making me weaker spiritually and in the fast. That is why I cut it off. Even Jesus Christ said that we should cut off anything which will make us sin."

His neighbors attacked him thinking he was attempting to perform a ritual until he was able to explain to them what he was doing.

He is currently in one of the hospital in Lagos responding to treatment and hoping that his penis will grow back on his body after the 21 days of fasting and prayers.
Source Please undecided
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(m): 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2015
te author=Sanchez01 post=29964924]
Source Please undecided[/quote]source......http:///BkwYUf7QWR
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Chylo(m): 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2015
GentleMimi:

Gullible OP, I read the bullshite above. If he has a prick injury, the boxer will not be there. 21days fasting? Your story does not add up. Even if it does, it shows a nutcase on the loose. He hopes it grows back after 21 days, seriously?

Did you read where it said his neighbours were beating him up until he expained what he was doing to them?
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2015
TOO MUCH RELIGION IS NOT GOOD
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Sanchez01: 2:55pm On Jan 20, 2015
bidexmat:
te author=Sanchez01 post=29964924]
Source Please undecidedsource......http:///BkwYUf7QWR
Please stop tellinglies. Either the news is fake or the link you gave is false because it says 'This webpage is not available"
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Lilimax(f): 2:55pm On Jan 20, 2015

Proverbs 25:28 : He that hath no rule over his own spirit is like a city that is broken down, and without walls.
A man who does not control his urge is like a city whose wall is broken down.

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Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jan 20, 2015
The same BIBLE says DO NOT BE OVER RIGHTEOUS..
WHO created Joystick..
WHO created erections...
WHO made it possible to penetrate with only erections.
WHO made both sexes get acquainted to each other..

Answer me naaa, U penile AMPUTEE

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Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by priscaoge(f): 3:05pm On Jan 20, 2015
This is funny cheesy cheesy
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by ashewopeckas(f): 3:06pm On Jan 20, 2015
bad market sad
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by datguru: 3:06pm On Jan 20, 2015
Chai angry
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by ElFenomeno1: 3:06pm On Jan 20, 2015
Ok.
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Comsol: 3:06pm On Jan 20, 2015
OP this is not joke section naw, mod please move this piece to the joke section biko.
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 3:07pm On Jan 20, 2015
That pix looks like that of an okada accident victim
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 3:08pm On Jan 20, 2015
DDeliverer:
LMAO....Religion has finished man!
Religion has finished Manhood you mean cheesy
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by magabounce(m): 3:08pm On Jan 20, 2015
[size=40pt]So what happens after 21 days??[/size]
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by naijaboiy: 3:08pm On Jan 20, 2015
[size=14pt]he replied that he had taken all the necessary measures, and was sure that the joystick would grow back on his body after the 21 day fasting period.[/size]
Like seriously shocked

Never knew people could be this foolish
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Jennydoris(f): 3:08pm On Jan 20, 2015
aanumama:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin nothing wey person no go read for here grin grin grin grin
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by scholes23(m): 3:09pm On Jan 20, 2015
Anything that will make u not to enter the kingdom of God, cut it off. That's what he just did
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by listenersky: 3:09pm On Jan 20, 2015
This story is a lie from the pit of hell.redeemed are currently doing 40 days and not 21 days fasting like you said.
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by ayukdaboss(m): 3:09pm On Jan 20, 2015
How many people read this part below:....Seun tell your mods to take this thing off Front Page, this is a very serious matter you guys are joking with. And it wasn't even indicated as FNN on Front Page.

When FNN asked him whether he considered the long tern implications of his actions before embarking on the, he replied that he had taken all the necessary measures, and was sure that the joystick would grow back on his body after the 21 day fasting period.

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Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Abugab(m): 3:09pm On Jan 20, 2015
Hypocrisy taken to the highest level. Well, reasons like this made Karl Max say 'religion is the opium of the people'. Very sad how people use their ignorance to rub God's holy name.
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by guttentag(m): 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2015
IS HE MARRIED? I DEY SEE RING FOR HIM FINGER
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2015
Choi see Stupidity in high place
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Clefcentfelix(m): 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2015
It's not a real news now! Fake naija news are just there for fun, see folks taking this seriously grin
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by tellwisdom: 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2015
Wetin plaster dey do for em mouth, abi na there dck dey now?? sad
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by amenna(f): 3:10pm On Jan 20, 2015
which kind yeye lie be dis one again
is like d man had an accident. op why fake news. he cut off his pen*s to enable him fast Nd he is having several wound Nd putting on boxout
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by bidexmat(m): 3:12pm On Jan 20, 2015
Check www.blackbox.com
Sanchez01:

Please stop tellinglies. Either the news is fake or the link you gave is false because it says 'This webpage is not available"
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by fanex: 3:12pm On Jan 20, 2015
so this white people madness don enter naija chei oga JONA!!!! GEJ na you we go blame for this one o grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by baba11(m): 3:12pm On Jan 20, 2015
This is a first class mumu #maybe, he needs to have his brain examined....€€€€%%€just saying
Re: Redeemed Church Member Cuts Off His Manhood To Concentrate On 21 Days Fasting by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jan 20, 2015
Abeg how many dickk this bro get wen dem plaster am everywhere even inside nose

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