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6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:17pm On Jan 21, 2015
Good day my NL pals

I have this very interesting topic to share with you, we had our matriculation today and I made several hilarious observations on the types of people that went there cheesy
#read like a king cool

1.) The unsteady heads

yeah, they're the first on my list, these set of people are so obnoxious, they won't just stop turning their heads, for a moment you'll find the right viewing position and before you know it the guy or the girl has turned his/her head obstructing your view in the process, you see them in many occasions and ceremonies, and the back seaters usually suffer most sad

2.) The over made-up ladies

you can't actually exempt these set of people from this kind of list, there's actually nothing much to say on these set of people, why the hell will a girl pancake her pretty face until it gets ugly and repulsive and unfortunately for some of the girls they sat at the back where there was no fan SWKMD cheesy (sweat won kill dem die)

3.) The extroverted clowns

lolx,these guys annoy me the most, why can't extroverts be quiet for once, they talk incessantly and they make funny outspoken noises like '3 gbosa's for our faculty' 'hip hip hip hurray', Abeg extroverts make ona try hia, we all went for the matriculation and not just you undecided

4.) The cool,calm or shy guys

I fall into this category, we sit down through out the matriculation cool and calm, not making unnecessary noise and we talk only when very pertinent, These are the kind of guys that are not carried away by the matriculation,immediately the ceremony is over after taking a few pics, we go to our hostels, rest a little then off we go for night classes tongue

5.) The picture takers

These set of people will start taking pictures from the time they leave home for the ceremony to the time they sleep, as they are walking they are taking selfies,as they sit they take selfies, make i no talk too much, if you don do matric you go understand, I taya for these guys sha sad

6.) The ' where are you ' chaps

Lolzz, these one includes every body but our parents suffer it the most and it happens after the matriculation.
here's how mine went;

Mum : Jeff where are you ?

Jeff : I'm outside the hall, where are you?

Mum : *cuts call*

Jeff : *calls back after 10secs*

Mum : *picks call* Jeff where are you nau,

Jeff : I'm outside the hall just beside the gate

Mum : Jeff I'm not seeing you o

Jeff : ah ah just walk outside the gate small na you will see me

then she got pissed off and said

-Jeff its like I would slap you o (Lolz, through the phone cheesy)

and that's how we continued until I finally spotted her then her anger melted like a candle, then we took some pics and she finally left for bayelsa

The school is actually Rivers State University Of Science And Technology, I Rep law wink

feel free to add yours cool

pls mods do the needful

cc-fynestboi, Richiez, olawalebabs, tosyne2much,emusmith,elantrace*y, and Prophessor etc undecided

your oops and kudos is allowed, lolz wink








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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Prophessor(m): 6:20pm On Jan 21, 2015
nice write up Op
Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:22pm On Jan 21, 2015
Prophessor:
nice write up Op
lolz,thanks smiley
Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jan 21, 2015
grin

that no 2 is always the most obvious

that is the day you will see a deeper-lifer dressed like a miss world contestant

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:23pm On Jan 21, 2015
some pics,Lolz wink

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:27pm On Jan 21, 2015

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by tosyne2much(m): 6:34pm On Jan 21, 2015
OP ( Japhet04), me I be Polytechnic oooooo, am I allowed to add mine ? grin

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jan 21, 2015
Nice post, bro... Congratz Bro!

May you hit 5 Point this semester...smiley

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:47pm On Jan 21, 2015
emusmith:
Nice post, bro... Congratz Bro!

May you hit 5 Point this semester...smiley
lolz, God helping but I'm sure i'm going to make it, two guys from my faculty did it and they were given free laptops smiley

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Dammytrager(m): 7:00pm On Jan 21, 2015
Op sha want make we knw say he don do matric, God go help us wey neva do o

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 7:20pm On Jan 21, 2015
Dammytrager:
Op sha want make we knw say he don do matric, God go help us wey neva do o
why do you say so undecided, I'm definitely not seeking for attention cool

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jan 21, 2015
Japhet04:
lolz, God helping but I'm sure i'm going to make it, two guys from my faculty did it and they were given free laptops smiley

That kind school grin
.what's the name?

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Dammytrager(m): 7:54pm On Jan 21, 2015
Japhet04:
why do you say so undecided, I'm definitely not seeking for attention cool
just kidding, congrats on your matric, now work on building ur GP

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 8:12pm On Jan 21, 2015
Dammytrager:
just kidding, congrats on your matric, now work on building ur GP
yeah thanks, aiming for a perfect GP tho smiley

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 8:26pm On Jan 21, 2015
emusmith:


That kind school grin
.what's the name?
Rivers state university of science and technology, you know it right?

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 8:34pm On Jan 21, 2015
tosyne2much:
OP ( Japhet04), me I be Polytechnic oooooo, am I allowed to add mine ? grin
lolz, why not, I know sey if I make FP you go get plenty likes wink

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by mumumugu(m): 9:01pm On Jan 21, 2015
Those who no dey admited but go go hire choir gown that day

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Nobody: 9:07pm On Jan 21, 2015
Japhet04:
Rivers state university of science and technology, you know it right?

Yea UST...smiley
Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by DankemzI(m): 10:50pm On Jan 21, 2015
Meanwhile Congrats, no follow girls too much just focus this your first year

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Ariyke: 12:56am On Jan 22, 2015
Lol funny write up

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Akosbaba(m): 2:18am On Jan 22, 2015
OP,this ur school wey be science and tech university con dey teach law again.na wa o

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:11am On Jan 22, 2015
Ariyke:
Lol funny write up
smiley

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:14am On Jan 22, 2015
DankemzI:
Meanwhile Congrats, no follow girls too much just focus this your first year
yes, I know of a guy that was brilliant but because of girls he lost it wink

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 6:17am On Jan 22, 2015
Akosbaba:
OP,this ur school wey be science and tech university con dey teach law again.na wa o
lolz, I was really perplexed at first o, but I heard their law faculty is good, so I did not mind smiley

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Donpoker9(m): 7:32am On Jan 22, 2015
I was here...
Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Japhet04(m): 8:00am On Jan 22, 2015
Donpoker9:
I was here...
smiley

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by Funniez: 8:55am On Jan 22, 2015
What about the late comers? This ones go just enter hall in the middle of d tin and just balance 4 one seat wey dey ur front and u go just end up watching their heads.

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by holatin(m): 8:55am On Jan 22, 2015
the observer like d op

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by OBUKOMENA: 8:56am On Jan 22, 2015
Interesting...

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by martincbarton: 8:58am On Jan 22, 2015
undecided

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Re: 6 Types Of Students You Will meet In A University Matriculation Ceremony by UltimatePals: 8:58am On Jan 22, 2015
Ok

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